#epic the circe saga

[slainsloan]

WIP: OMG THIS BRUSH IS SO GOOD BRUH 😩

[imissmywife0]

“I’m a boy” “im a girl” okay?? I’m the reigning king of Ithaca?? I am neither man nor mythical??? I am your darkest moment??? I am the infamous Odysseus????????????????

[saixria]

This is canon btw

I lied. Put your clothes back on. I haven’t seen my wife in twelve years and I need to find a way to evade Poseidon, so if you could just un-pig my men-

[l00ney-m00ny]

Epic characters as things my dad has said

Eurylochus: my assholery and asshattery is not related to... shit I'm confused.

Circe: A man's testicals are generally softer and weaker than a woman's kneecaps

Athena: Is water melted snow, or is snow frozen water?

Hermes: *hands me a bow with an arrow loaded* (with glee)this is now a live weapon!

Penelope: *imitates the Kazoo 'my heart will go on' with his voice*

Tiresias: Run, run as fast as you can, I can't catch you I'm a cripple old man!

Zeus: Why am I being Compelled to be an asshole right now?

Odyseuss: Trust strangers like you trust a fart

Calypso: If she can hold you hand can I hold your tit?

Polities: A ghost poo is a 1 in 500 shit and yet it feels so good!

Poseidon: He's a pesky cyclist skittle, he doesn't have much brains to begin with!

[penelope-of-ithaca]

i miss my husband.

[mer-acle]

EPIC Tier List

(yes the tiers are sorted within)

Some explanation on the lower tiers:

The middle one is not bad at all, it's the songs I only rarely get the urge to play on their own, but when they're on? Singing along.

"Eh" are songs that I just don't vibe with that much, for no particular reason. "Love in Paradise" is literally on there bc it's right before God Games and so I skip it regularly to get there faster XD

The two "Potential" songs are those that I'd make changes to, 600 Strike is an absolute banger but I struggle with its story, and "Not sorry for loving you" I would honestly have cut entirely, it doesn't have enough narrative necessity for me, and I'd rather have had a full Ody&Athena reunion song that probably won't happen... So that's why I feel a little apprehensive about it.

Anyway, obv this is completely subjective hehe

[wanchuuya]

pov hermes said the dumbest thing apollo has ever heard in his entire life

[haethealhell]

so i've given in and am currently watching Mortius' reactions to Epic: The Musical

i'm at his Puppeteer reaction and it's gigi's animation and i would like to be Circe currently

she is PRETTY

DAMN

[vincentthepooh]

Someone for the love of God please make this.

We NEED a snickers comercial with Ody and Polites 😭‼️

[polyhexianbirb]

Wouldn't You Like (crew POV)

[emmieaster]

bow down now to the immortal Calypso

₊˚.༄🌊₊˚.༄

[the-mori-arty]

HERE. IT. IS.

THE. ART.

[imissmywife0]

Tell me though, who's Penelope?

She’s my wife.

[thecrowinacrown]

So.

[justsmth2]

*in penelope's costume* this is my husband

[sloanslone]

didn't have enough art to give away for Halloween so have these divas in compensation

Separately:

I worked so hard on this my artwork files crashed 💀🙌

Bonus: I love these two so much 😭