#athena epic

[hunterofartemis7]

Athena: exchange for Greek drachmas and put those in a sock to beat them with

Ares: what’s the difference?

Athena: 322 are equivalent to one dollar as apposed to just 100 pennies, and they’re gold so it’ll hurt more

Penelope: *taking notes*

Penelope: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?

Ares: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

Penelope: Why didn't I think of that?

[restlesskeychains]

Love this headcannon lmao

[cosmignon]

Goddess of Wisdom 🦉

[hunterofartemis7]

Adopted by the Gods AU pt.4

Odysseus: *hiding under his bed cause he doesn’t want to go to sleep*

Athena: *carrying Diomedes who won’t let go of her* you know hiding isn’t effective when I can see your feet

Ody: *quickly pulls his feet under the bed*

Athena: there you go. *sets Diomedes down and pulls him out from under the bed* bedtime

Ody: no!

Athena: yes. You have to sleep

Ody: you don’t sleep!

Athena; irrelevant.

Diomedes: gods don’t sleep?

Athena: we do, I just don’t have a good sleep schedule

Ody; if you can stay awake for 7 days so can I!

Athena: you’d be dead. *tosses him on the bed* sleep time!

Ody: no!

Athena: yes! Diomedes—*sees he’s gone* where’d you go?

Dio: *on Athena’s bed*

Athena: I gotta put a bell on you!

Ody; if he gets to sleep in mamas bed so do I! *climbs up with him*

Athena; neither of you are sleeping in my bed

Ody: why not? I have before

Athena: because I have other work to do and you’ll wake up when I finally come to bed.

Ody:🥺

Diomedes: *sees him making puppy eyes and does the same*🥺

Athena;……….fuck fine!

Ody and Dio; yay!

Athena; now both of you go to sleep

Ody; can we have a story?

Athena; uh once upon a time there are two boys who went to sleep, the end

Ody; that is a horrible story

Athena: what, That’s your favorite story. *tucks them in*

Dio: why don’t you sleep?

Athena: I do sleep.

Dio: earlier you said you didn’t.

Athena: I said I have a bad sleep schedule. And that’s only because I have a lot of work to do

Dio: oh.

Athena: *blows out the candle by her bed* good night boys

Ody: night mama!

Dio: night ma—Athena.

Athena: *smiles and goes off to her study*

[envys-corner]

Slay king SLAAAAAYYYY

100% totally serious The Horse and The Infant animatic

bonus below

for your viewing pleasure

[dorothywonderland]

♬⋆.˚ Well it's a little bit dangerous, my friend˚.⋆♬

[ochiody]

idk why athena didnt interrupt him

[little-cereal-draws]

Telemachus: This is the best day ever! I got in a fight and I didn’t die!

Athena:

[hunterofartemis7]

Hera: no children huh?

Athena; *surrounded by #2 mom stuff* shush

Hera: I’m sorry weren’t you the one who made a big deal about not wanting kids?

Athena: keep talking and I’ll take yours

Hera: hands off!

Post-Odyssey selfie

[irunaki]

This is why I don't animate the serious songs btw

[justsmth2]

epic warming up sketches

[laritamiauu]

Imagine if at the end of Get In The Water, Athena appears as an owl flying above the sea and confronts Poseidon and saves Odysseus (like in the actual Odyssey) and signs like a reprise from Little Wolf, I think that would be absolutely epic

[hunterofartemis7]

Odysseus: *calls her Athena*

Athena: *doesn’t respond*

Odysseus; ? Athena?

Athena: *nothing*

Odysseus: Pallas!

Athena: what?

Sips apple juice

Imagine Banished!Athena being so used to referring to herself as "Pallas" that one day she forgets that wasn't her name, what if she becomes so caught in the new identity that "Athena" didn't feel like a word to her anymore, she forgets to respond to it, she forgets her name.

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

i like to imagine that the rest of the gods on olympus were all watching ody turn poseidon into swiss cheese, with a variety of emotions throughout them.

zeus: *impressed but slightly very worried* maybe i let him cook for too long on that island.

zeus: oh well rather poseidon than me

hera: *mainly nonchalant but hiding a tiny smile behind her chalice*

hera: *after hearing next to my wife* that is what you call a man who loves his wife *side eyes zeus*

zeus: *sweats*

hephaestus: *kind of impressed* well he avenged his crew *shrugs*

ares: *in awe* athena didn't lie about the bloodshed!

ares: *hears poseidon beg for mercy* *odysseus doesn't give him that*

ares: *now in love with ody* THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MORTAL EVER

aphrodite: *just blinking in disbelief* he's not wasting anymore time to get home i guess?

hermes: *is proud but also in slight shock* thats a mindset change alright...

hermes: *gasps* i need to tell athena!

hermes: *grins* but first-

hermes: guess ~ i ~ should be the one to take poor dear uncle to the infirmary! *giggles at the drama he's about to cause there*

apollo: *sighs* let me get another bed made up

apollo: *heads off to his olympus infirmary*

[tenoart]

Big bird Athena, and more epic fanart because the wisdom saga got me so fhsnssks

[fistfightinganxietyandlosing]

God games is unrealistic because there's no way Athena would simply march into Olympus and demand Odysseus be freed

What would actually transpire is her preparing a 300-slide PowerPoint presentation on all the reasons why they should release him and all the other gods agreeing immediately because they don't care enough to sit through it