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Tails: *Exists*

Shadow: And I took that personally

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Sonic vs Shadow

Sonic: let me see what you have!

Tails: A knife!

Sonic: no!

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Shadow: let me see what you have!

Tails: a knife!

Shadow: yes!

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voila

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will add that, thank you

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Sonic: I'm eating Cheerios because they're heart healthy Sonic: and my heart has been severely damaged

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Sonic: I swear you're like the only one I have left, I am this close to falling off the deep end Sonic: i know I'm smiling right but the light inside me is dying Shadow: uh, What?

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Shadow: that's a child Tails: and that's an ugly pigly bitch! Shadow: Tails: yeah, I'm eight, but thank you

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Odysseus: I'm texting Penelope, i'm gonna ask het to dinner. How should i say it "Let's get dinner" or do you wanna get dinner" ? Athena: Go with "Let's get dinner" so you sound assertive and confident Odysseus: For sure Hera: Actually no cause now you sound a little aggressive Hades: Cause you don't wanna be the kinda guy who's like " LETS GET DINNER" like some sort of caveman Ares: You're supposed to ask her to dinner, not tell her to dinner Circe: Just say " do you wanna get dinner?" Odysseus: Perfect Hermes: Actually wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy Odysseus: This is tough Apollo: The last thing you wanna be is like that overly masculine guy who's like " lets get dinner,on the breadwinner bitch" Aphrodite: Women also love assertiveness Aeolus: Say "Dinner would be something i would enjoy taking you to, if you are also interested in attending the meal Eurylochus: The more words the better Zeus: Wait, say " I would like nothing more, than to take you to the finest restaurant in town, for a lovely meal that we call dinner Odysseus: Should i send that in a voice memo? Calypso: FUCK THAT. Say " Dinner tonight, take it or leave it BITCH" Cause she's playing games Polites: Sign it, seal it, deliver it Telemachus: I dont know why boys are so difficult all of the time Odysseus: I'm not gonna say that Penelope: Definitely don't say that

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Eggman: I'm not, like, homophobic

Eggman: I'm an ✨ally✨

Sonic: Congratulations?

Shadow: we thank you for your service

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Tails: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye- Shadow: That's because you're too short to do so Tails: Listen here you !@#$%*-

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Sonic:Aw, we're like a big happy family! I'm the dad, and Shadow's the mom- Shadow: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here? Blaze: I know you're probably thinking I'm the daughter, but I'm not. I'll be the gay emo cousin! Tails: I will be the son! The hotshot! Who's only dream... is to be a star Knuckles :I feel like I'd be the fresh out of jail uncle. Rouge: And I'm the sassy aunt! Rouge: Who talks shit about everyone

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Sonic: I'm texting Shadow, i'm gonna ask him to dinner. How should i say it "Let's get dinner" or do you wanna get dinner" ? Tails: Go with "Let's get dinner" so you sound like assertive and confident Sonic: For sure Tom: Actually no cause now you sound a little aggressive Maddie: Cause you don't wanna be the kinda guy who's like " LETS GET DINNER" like some sort of caveman Amy: You're supposed to ask him to dinner, not tell him to dinner Blaze: Just say " do you wanna get dinner?" Sonic: Perfect Knuckles: Actually wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy Sonic: This is tough Eggman: The last thing you wanna be is like that overly masculine guy who's like " lets get dinner,on the breadwinner bitch" Silver: Men also love assertiveness Cream: Say "Dinner would be something i would enjoy taking you to, if you are also interested in attending the meal Rachel: The more words the better Randall: Wait, say " I would like nothing more, than to take you to the finest restaurant in town, for a lovely meal that we call dinner Sonic: Should i send that in a voice memo? Rouge: FUCK THAT. Say " Dinner tonight, take it or leave it BITCH" Cause he's playing games Sticks: Sign it, seal it, deliver it Maria: I don't know why boys are so difficult all of the time Sonic: I'm not gonna say that Shadow: Definitely don't say that