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i want jayce and Caitlyn to interact so badly again. Like they would be like oh so you lost your partner and now they're in a fight club and dying their hair black and you don't know who they are? Well mine became Jesus and left. Also these two characters have so many parallels

It would go like this:

Jayce: so, how is your girlfriend

Caitlyn: they're a fighting alcoholic

Jayce: that sounds tough. Were you together long?

Caitlyn: we kissed once and then had a brutal confrontation with her sister and I nearly killed a child

Jayce: my boyfriend became Jesus.

Caitlyn: sounds really sad, did you two ever kiss?

Jayce: no, but we had affection. Also, I experienced bi panic and somehow got a girlfriend

Caitlyn: and what happened to him?

Jayce: he became Jesus

Caitlyn: very tragic. Imma go become a dictator and lose important parts of myself now

Jayce: cool, Imma age 20 years and have my girlfriend get abducted by witches

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Ragatha please slow down

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Ragatha: I have to find my darling husband. I'm so worried about him Pomni: Seriolsly, what do you see in that guy? Ragatha: He makes me Laugh

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Caine: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know. Ragatha: I did. I broke it… Caine: No. No, you didn’t. Jax? Jax: Don’t look at me. Look at Zooble. Zooble: What?! I didn’t break it. Jax: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Zooble: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken! Jax: Suspicious. Zooble: No, it’s not! Kinger: If it matters, probably not… Gangle was the last one to use it. Gangle: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! Kinger: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Gangle: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kinger! Ragatha: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Caine. Caine: No. Who broke it? Jax: [whispering] Caine, Bubble’s been awfully quiet… Bubble: Really?! Jax: Yeah, really! … Caine: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Pomni: I'm texting Gummigoo, i'm gonna ask him to dinner. How should i say it "Let's get dinner" or do you wanna get dinner" ? Caine: Go with "Let's get dinner" so you sound assertive and confident Pomni: For sure Ragatha: Actually no cause now you sound a little aggressive Gangle: Cause you don't wanna be the kinda guy who's like " LETS GET DINNER" like some sort of caveman Zooble: You're supposed to ask him to dinner, not tell him to dinner Kinger: Just say " do you wanna get dinner?" Pomni: Perfect Jax: Actually wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy Pomni: This is tough Bubble: The last thing you wanna be is like that overly masculine guy who's like " lets get dinner,on the breadwinner bitch" Martha Mildenhall: Men also love assertiveness Moon: Say "Dinner would be something i would enjoy taking you to, if you are also interested in attending the meal Princess Loolilalu: The more words the better The Fudge: Wait, say " I would like nothing more, than to take you to the finest restaurant in town, for a lovely meal that we call dinner Pomni: Should i send that in a voice memo? Sun: FUCK THAT. Say " Dinner tonight, take it or leave it BITCH" Cause he's playing games Kafmo: Sign it, seal it, deliver it Orbsman: I dont know why boys are so difficult all of the time Pomni: I'm not gonna say that Gloink Queen: Definitely don't say that

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How arcane Characters react to losing a 1v1

Jayce: You are so lucky i was distracted by my amazing wife Ekko (*sighs in fustration*): Good Game! Vi(takes a deep breath): I need to go talk to Caitlyn Caitlyn: Aw that sucks. Good Game! Viktor: I dont know how to play this Isha: (plays by herself) Mel: ( No reaction) Silco: Motherfu- Jinx: Aw, you beat me! Jinx: Jinx: 1334, Melbourne lane, dodge charger outside

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Meme i stole from the internet

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Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

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Jinx: do you love my sister?

Caitlyn: yes?

Jinx: will you make her happy?

Caitlyn: yes

Jinx (throws gun she was hiding away):oh thank goodness, I didn't want to kill you and make Vi upset

Caitlyn:

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Edit: I thought "cannibalised first in plane crash scenario" was the first person to start cannibalizing. I was wrong

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*Caitlyn and Mel: two incredibly smart women who work well together*

Meanwhile Jayce and Vi

vi: if yo leg get cut off, would it hurt?

jayce: duh!

Vi: how tho?

jayce: yoo leg get cut off you fool!

Vi : where you gon feel the pain?

Jayce: in yo leg- ......

Vi : exactly bruh

Jayce: how you gon feel the pain in your leg

VI and Jayce: IF YO LEG IS GONE!

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