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Has this been done before?

Odysseus: Fine, but if we all die during the war, I'm hiring Polites's ghost to teach me the lyre so I can annoy the hell out of your ghost Eurylochus: I'll just hire Diomedes's ghost to kick your ass Diomedes: my ghost will not associate with your ghost

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Odysseus: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet? Athena: Knife to the throat? Penelope: Axe to the head? Polites:Poison in his cup? Apollo: Discus to the chest? Hermes: Discus to the throat? Eurylochus:You're all horrible

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Odysseus: Penelope is taking me mini golfing tonight Hermes: Well I guess that's like regular golf to you Odysseus: Odysseus: *pulls out Trident*

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Hermes: You can't control how good of a day you're gonna have but you can control how weird of a day everybody else has. Be the weirdest, most confusing, unhinged part of everybody's day Odysseus: Ok

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Odysseus: Fight me, your nerd ass punk! Athena: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten something Odysseus: does thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch? Athena: Somehow that was worse

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Watch IDWTBAMG and got reminded of this

Aika(bored): I am the the star guardian,guardian of the stars Zira: Eclipse quivers before her! Aika: Fuck off!

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Penelope: Remember: More espresso, less depresso Odysseus: I'm still depressed but now i'm fast

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Zeus( explaining the rules of Mafia to Odysseus): Whoever gets the jack is gonna be the Mafia Aphrodite: I love being Mafia. You get to kill people Odysseus: Kill people? Aphrodite: Yeah, you'll love it Zeus(passing cards out): Don't show your cards and everyone close your eyes Zeus(when everyone's eyes are closed): Whoever is Mafia, stand up, open your eyes and choose someone to kill Odysseus:(slowly makes his way towards Posideon) Zeus: Make the person knows you're killing them and be quiet so no one else knows Odysseus: (Strangles Posideon till he goes limp, then goes back to where he was) Zeus: Everyone, open your eyes, and oh- Athena: wow, he made a crime scene and everything! Impressive Zeus: that's intense Hermes: he really looks dead Apollo: he doesn't even have a pulse, what a jokester Zeus: now this is the part where we all have to accuse people and figure out who did it Ares: I think it's Athena, she's always had it out for Posideon Athena: Well I think it's Tiresas. He looks suspicious Tiresas: I am blind, I cannot control my expressions. I think it's Odysseus Odysseus: No! Odysseus ( bashes Tiresas's head into the ground, killing him): you can't prove anything Odysseus(leaves and runs): you can't prove anything

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Penelope: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind Odysseus:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100000 likes!

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Polites: That party was so nice Odysseus: Yeah, I'm going home Polites: How are you going home? Odysseus: Dont worry, i called an uber and now i'm walking home Polites: You dont need to walk home Odysseus: I'm sure i'll be safe Polites: Where are you going? Odysseus: Home? Polites: We had a party at YOUR HOUSE Odysseus: Oh Odysseus: Where am I going ?

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Posideon: Todo es tu culpa!!! Odysseus: Yeah, I know Penelope: Wow, I didn't know you knew Spanish, love Odysseus: I don't, I just know "it's all your fault" in every language

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Hermes: If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? Odysseus: No Odysseus: Because I am the friend that jumps off the cliff

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Tiresas has mastered perfect pitch

Hermes(playing two notes on the piano): What are these notes? Tiresas: G-flat, D-flat Hermes: Dude, perfect Tiresas: E-flat, E-flat Hermes: I didn't play anything that time Tiresas: No, but your voice did. " Dude, perfect", E-flat, E-flat. Everything has a frequency Hermes:(plays two more notes): Um- Tiresas: B-flat Hermes: Hermes: Okay, let's play a different game. Could you turn around for me? Tiresas: Certainly Hermes: I'm gonna play a chord and you are about to tell me all the notes Tiresas: You're about to play an A-Minor 7 over D Hermes: How did you know that? Tiresas: All of the notes in your voice when you speak that sentence strung together to create a melody. A melody that guided my ears to the only possible solution. A-Minor 7 over D Hermes: That didn't sound melodic to me Tiresas: Of course it didn't. You don't have perfect pitch

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Poor Telemarketing cant come out to any one

Designs:

Tiresas: Ximena Natzel

Hermes: Ximena Natzel

Aphrodite: Gigi

Athena: Ximena Natzel

Odysseus: Booddy

Ares: Gigi

Apollo: Willows

Hera: Neal illustrator

Penelope: Gwendy

Hephaestus: Willows

Antonius: Orange

Posideon: Neal Illustrator

Zeus: Gigi

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Hermes: Break a Leg out there! Odysseus: WHY WOULD I WANT TO BREAK MY LEG!?!