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Likes Per Post
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Reblog Per Post
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Reply Per Post
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Time Between Posts
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Zeus: I heard you were talking bad about me.
Hera: Do you want to hear it again or did you get everything?
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Eris: My dad has daughter issues.
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Not a single phone in sight, just people living in the moment. 😇😇
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Hades: Everybody SHUT UP!!!
Zeus: What?!! What happened?!
Hades: Nothing. I just wanted everyone to shut up.
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Apollo: I think I’m bi
Hermes: Which one?
Apollo: What do you mean?
Hermes: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?
Artemis: I know! A bitch.
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Ares: What the fuck are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back.
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Zeus: Men suffer too.
Hera: Not enough.
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*Hera finding out about Dionysus*
Hera: YOU’RE ZEUS’S SON?… THAT UNFAITHFUL,DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-TIMING ASS OF A HUSBAND! I am going to kil-
Dionysus: WAIT! But I’m the god of wine!
Hera: -keep you safe… I’m going to keep you safe is what I was about to say!
Dionysus:
Hera: …Do you have a wine list?
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Dionysus: No, mom, I’m not high. My eyes are red because I’m evil
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Dionysus: If I keep losing my keys I might jump out of a window!
Hades: Dio, what did I tell you about saying stuff like that?!
Dionysus: …
Dionysus: If I keep losing my keys I might… push somebody else out of a window?
Hades: Thank you.
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*Apollo struggling to open a jar*
Artemis: Allow me
*She makes it tighter*
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Hades: I notice that you’re wearing a shirt. Is everything okay?
Zeus: You fucking-
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Zeus, wearing a new shirt: Thoughts?
Hera: And prayers.
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Hecate: Waking up every day is just like… Good morning sun. Good morning sky. Good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. Good morning birds.
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Hades: Allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable…
*He is enveloped in fog and disappears*
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Achilles: There is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean
Odysseus: Those are the sirens bitch!
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Hades: Look, I’m sorry about what I said earlier.
Zeus: …And for punching me in the face?
Hades: No. You definitely deserved that.
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