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A never ending cycle of 'ask your father'

Gaz: where's Price?

Graves: dunno. Ask Nik.

*Gaz goes to Nik*

Gaz: where's Price?

Nik: I don't know. Ask Graves.

Gaz: I just asked him. He said to ask you.

Gaz, internally: god, they're acting like dads

Price, coming out of bathroom: hey guys. Uh, where's Graves?

Nik: ask Gaz. He was just talking to him.

Gaz: I don't know. Ask Nik.

Nik: You bastard-

Gaz: HAH! REVENGE!

Nik: GARRICK YOU TELL HIM WHERE GRAVES IS BEFORE I SKIN YOU

Gaz: NEVER! HE'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU!

Price: the fuck- it's 10 in the morning-

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Soap & Ghost: *relaxing in the rec room*

Gaz, walking in with a serious expression: Do you two know how to swim?

Soap:

Ghost: uh- Yes??

Gaz: Oh good *leaves*

Ghost: ... the fuck was that?

Soap: I bet he had that dream again where we were drowning in pineapple juice and he had to save us

Ghost, muttering: He needs to lay off that shit

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*on Shadow Company's home base*

Graves: How are you surviving the culture shock?

Price: It's... interesting here-

Shadow, over the intercom: Attention, dear whelps of Shadow Company. If you are brave enough to take something from the armory without signing the damn sign out sheet, you should be prepared to shit yourself and clean up your shit when the sergeant comes after your ass. He will find you. Clean up your fucking messes. THANK YOU

Price:

Price, pointing up: Is that normal?

Graves: Hm, yea. Shitheads don't learn so our armorer set up a fuck ton of cameras so he knows who took what

Price: ... and you approved of that?

Graves: Yes, I want to live

Price: ... what's-?

Graves: Listen, just keep note of anything that you want context to, okay, the lore runs deep

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Graves: God- That's what you're wearing?? What if you were being interviewed?

Price: Why would I be interviewed?

Graves: Honestly probably for your various fashion crimes

Price: I know how to dress nice!

Graves: Yea, I know you do, which makes this much worse than, say, someone like Ghost. He doesn't know any better! YOU DO

Price: He dresses for comfort, I also like to dress for comfort

Graves: IT'S A TURN OFF

Price: Yea, well one of us is having a comfortable car ride

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Graves: *making a cup of coffee*

Nik: *walks up and tries to hug him*

Graves: *immediately ducks out of his arms and flips him off while storming out of the room*

Nik: *stunned*

Price, sitting at the kitchen table: So, uh... what did you do?

Nik: Nothing!

Price: Yea, no, you did something. When has he ever rejected a chance to crushed by your arms?

Nik:

Nik: WHAT DID I DO???

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Price: How was school today?

Teen!Ghost: Good! I was so normal and so neurotypical, I didn't even visit the shadow realm once today

Price, trying to keep a straight face: Really?

Teen!Gaz: He's lying, I saw him zoning out

Teen!Ghost: I only visited for a MINUTE TOPS-

Price: *covers his face as the boys argue*

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You know the trend where three people make a heart with their hands and the one on the bottom turns it into a dick? Yea that's NikPriceGraves

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*trying to communicate with a deaf civilian*

Price: I think she's using ASL, I only know BSL. Do you know any sign?

Graves: I only know the sign for 'lesbian'

Price:

Graves: ... I have a pen and paper-

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Ghost: *walking into his office*

Graves: *sitting at his desk*

Ghost: ... you have three seconds before my knife 'accidentally' finds your throat

Graves, calmly: I have a proposition for you

Ghost: *pulls out his knife*

Graves, quickly: You want me gone, right?

Ghost: ... keep talking

Graves: I need something from you. Something so tiny, something that won't take anytime at all really. Actually I think you'll enjoy it

Ghost:

Graves: ... I need you to steal Price's car keys so I can leave base

Ghost:

Ghost: I have many questions-

Graves: I'll be gone for three months

Ghost, immediately turning around: I will be back in five-

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Did Macmillan get him the hat since it’s made in Scotland?

Absolutely. He cherishes that dumb hat so much that he'll lose it if something happens to it. Mac is still alive, he retired and settled in Scotland with his family. He slapped the hat on Price's head last mission they did together as a parting gift. The hat had no real sentimental value, Mac just thought it looked stupid and would be a hilarious gift to give before he retired and went home to his family. Price just got way too attached to it.

Everytime Price visits the MacMillian family, Mac is thoroughly disappointed the damn thing is still intact and on his head. It's like Price is keeping it in one piece out of spite. Mac has a bet with a few old friends who know of Price on how long until the hat is officially gone. Mac is losing money every time Price visits with it.

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Can you please do TF141 and how they laugh?

How they laugh:

Gaz: The prettiest, charming, addictive, most infectious laugh. He has people grinning from laughing, making them feel giddy as he does. Literal prince laugh that makes you swoon. This laugh will make someone fall in love with him.

Ghost: He has two laughs. A deep, macho laugh that matches his overall size and appearance. The kind of laugh that you picture to come out a man like him. Then you have the other laugh, the laugh only his closest friends and loved ones hear. It's manical, mad scientist laugh. If he laughs too hard he starts snorting while cackling.

Soap: Loud, full belly laugh. He laughs with his whole being. Sometimes if he laughs too hard he starts choking, and he continues to try to laugh as he chokes. It's funny and concerning. Pulled a muscle from laughing too hard, no one will let him live it down.

Price: Deep, baritone laugh. Sometimes sounds like a growl before you can tell he'a laughing. This laugh hits your soul before your ears. It's a polite laugh, he tries not to get too loud or laugh too hard. If he laughs too hard he coughs.

Nikolai: He also has two laughs: The loud laugh and the polite sounding "I'm smiling but I'm going to fucking kill you" laugh. His first laugh shakes the room, it's shocking but charming. The second laugh isn't loud, sometimes not very noticeable, but it's bone chilling. No one wants to hear the second laugh.

Laswell: A rough, low laugh. She doesn't giggle, she chuckles. Sometimes it's a completely silent laugh, she can't breathe and she's wheezing. If she laughs too hard she also starts coughing, but the laughter persists so she might die over a dumb dad joke.

Farah: Has two laughs: The professional "I'm in charge" laugh, and her real laugh. Her first laugh is akin to a superhero laugh, just not as boisterous. It's proud, confident. Her second laugh is just teenager girl giggles. Only her closest friends and loved ones even know the second exists let alone hear it.

Alex: Charming, high school popular boy. Sounds like he's faking a charming laugh but it's his real laugh. Dimples and everything. Loud, captivating. It's immediately a loud, belly laugh. Sounds like someone just started up a recording and then hits pause. He's very in control of it.

Alejandro: Has two laughs: Polite, professional, a bit sexy. The second one he sounds unhinged yet still sexy. He's charming all around, even when he's thinking about killing someone while grinning at them.

Rudy: Rarely laughs, truly laughs. Usually has a small, quiet chuckle, something charming and socially acceptable. But his real laugh is like a hyena. Sounds like he's going insane, a bit scary. It starts off quiet, too, so no one can tell what's coming until it's too late.

Graves: Classically charming. Actually not very laugh, even when laughing hard. He's all teeth when laughing, grinning like a madman. The kind of laugh you expect from the love interest in a rom-com, something that's immediately supposed to make you love him.

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Price and his obsession of his own HAT. LOVE IT!

I wonder how the boys will try to SWTICH it that looks EXACTLY like his hat. Would he tell the difference?

They decided to switch his hat out with, to them, an identical one and he immediately knew the moment he picked it up it wasn't his hat. This sparked an experiment: Can Price always tell which is his hat? Turns out he knows the thread pattern by heart, each fray and new stitch put in. He once picked up the latest dupe hat and immediately dropped it because "it felt off". Later they weighed it and found out the dupe was a gram off.

Price knows his hat. Nothing will replace it.

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Soap: I have to know. When did that THING appear on Price's head?

Laswell: Oh, the time has come

Nik: he came out of the womb wearing it

Laswell: No, he went into that stupid smoke shop and bought it and now he's attached for some ungodly reason

Nik: I thought it was when we visited you in the USA? From that little shack in the swamp place after the car broke down

Laswell: No, that was your dumb sunglasses that have survived so many falls during our hike

Nik: Then the pit stop area

Laswell, sighing: Maybe? God, no that was the empty soda can John got from the vending machine

Nik, fondly: He was so angry. He still has it

Soap: ... do either of you know where it came from?

Nik: I know it was made in Scotland

Soap: ScoTLAND-

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Shadow 1: Hey, Lukes, look how the cap is standing

Shadow 2: Where- Oh my god- *starts laughing*

Shadow 1: Ya know he had to do it to 'em

Shadow 2: to the CEO-

Shadow 1 & 2: *laughing hysterically*

Graves: *staring at them stunned*

Shadow 1: Oh-

Shadow 2, still laughing: Hey, boss

Graves: ... I think I need a refresher on the gossip around base

Shadow 1, taking off running: I AIN'T A SNITCH

Graves:

Shadow 2:

Graves: If you run-

Shadow 2: Hold on, I'm pulling up the doc

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Graves: Ya know, in my sexual fantasies that hat- *points* -is not present

Price: Well, in my fantasies you're fucking mute!

Nik: Oh that's a lie

Price, turning to him: SHUT UP

Graves: Admit it- You think my accent is sexy

Price: I would rather go skinny dipping in the bloody North Sea

Nik: *gasps*

Graves: Hmm... is the hat also there?

Nik: *cackles*

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*over zoom*

Gaz: Nice hoodie

Ghost: *wearing the darkest green hoodie imaginable*

Gaz: That your spring hoodie?

Price: Ha

Ghost: Oh you wanna see the spring colors? Okay- *stands aggressive and marches off camera*

Ghost: MOVE

Soap, off camera: FUCK-

*THUD*

Gaz: *snorts*

Price: Hope he didn't hurt his knee again

Ghost: *marches back in view of the camera wearing a bright, neon pink hoodie*

Gaz: fucking christ-

Ghost: SPRING TIME BITCH! I'M GAY

Price: *covers his face and leans back laughing*

Gaz: *cackles*

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im so sorry i want to understand the context but i'm also autistic and do not understand why price would hate nik being called the sidepiece??? i feel so out of the loop if you don't mind explaining to someone who just has trouble with this kinda thing

To him it sounds like it devalues his relationship with Nik, like it's not the same with the rest of 141