#casanova of gryffindor tower

[plantsonplutoart]

here’s Wolfstar being a couple of menaces and driving James up the wall while he’s trying to study (he’s only “studying” in the library in attempt to impress lily, so no harm done)

I’ve been hoarding a bunch of Marauders scribbles I’ll probably never clean up so expect more incoherent chaos

[propussyslayer]

harry: tell me about my parents, professor. did you and my father get along?

remus:

remus, who shared his first kiss with james while high: well we weren't that close but

[moutainrusing]

Lily: Raise your hand if Remus was your gay awakening.

James: *raises two hands*

James: He makes me so gay.

Regulus: *raises hand*

Barty: *raises hand*

Evan: *raises hand*

Peter: *raises hand*

Marlene: *raises hand*

Lily: Marlene?! You’re a lesbian.

Marlene: Yeah, I knew something was up when I didn’t have the hots for Remus.

Mary: Oh, true.

Mary: *raises hand*

Dorcas: *raises hand*

Pandora: *raises hand*

Emmeline: *raises hand*

Sybill: *raises hand*

Sirius, dreamily: Yeah, Moony is so hot…

Lily: Your hand’s not up.

Sirius: He can’t be my gay awakening when I’m straight.

Everyone:

Sirius: What?

Everyone: #!%$£&#$!%

[redadidassneakers]

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

[yourgalgremlin]

Everybody getting on the train 4th year:

Remus Lupin:

Tall af, a cig in his mouth, jeans, & docs.

Sirius prolly gets a nosebleed.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius Orion Black being the tallest, strongest, smartest, most powerful, and most attractive Marauder. Everyone in the castle wants a piece of him. He’s slept with most of the people in their year, along with the ones above and below theirs. He is, quite literally, the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower. He doesn’t study, but he still gets straight Os in every single class. He takes every single course for his NEWTs and gets Os in all of them. He’s one of those people that’s good at everything he gets his hands on. He’s friends with most people in Hogwarts, and has all sorts of connections with all sorts of people in every single social circle.

Enter Remus John Lupin, his geeky, awkward, kind of ugly, virgin, dork, studious, average height boyfriend. His idea of a wild evening is sitting in a corner, reading a book with some mildly sexual content with a cup of tea and a bar of chocolate. He clings to Sirius’ arm in social circumstances, twiddling his thumbs and silently watching everyone.

No one understands how, exactly, they got together. Everyone just knows that they’re absolutely adorable and madly in love.

[mydeadgaywizards]

headcannon that remus was literally everyone’s first kiss except sirius’ (sirius’ first kiss was james)

[addsalwayssick]

Remus, existing:

Barty: OMFGGGG HES SO HOT WTFFF

Evan: JSJDJSSKDKDLOSJSHDHD HAVE TOU SEEN HIM???

Sirius: BACK TF AWAY HES MINE

James: He was my first kiss.

Regulus: He was my gay awakening.

Remus: ???

[marauders-bs]

i love giving kudos because it means glory

"ah yes ao3 author have some glory with your writing

[winnienora14]

Okay so there’s been a whole debate going on about how Remus is characterized so here is my take on the matter

I personally hate the whole Casanova of Gryffindor tower thing. Remus is constantly terrified of being found out. He doesn’t want any one paying attention to him so he’s quiet and reserved. He spent his entire childhood locked away (I believe he was homeschooled)because his dad was ashamed of him and his mom was scared for him. Not being accustomed to social interactions at a young age definitely made him extremely socially awkward. So in my opinion, there is just no way he is the smooth flirt some have described him to be.

I also don’t like the super soft Remus. He is angry, ashamed and frustrated. He feels like the whole world is against him. But we still have to balance both out. He does not make scenes to express his anger, he just lets it boil inside.

Honestly if I had to describe him, I’d say he’s kind to those who deserve it (he’s not the kind of person who believes everyone deserves kindness ). His humor is self deprecation, sarcasm and being mean (he’s actually really funny). Humor is kind of an armor for him. It helps him threw hard times.

He is extremely anxious/paranoid. He doesn’t talk much but he’s not extremely quiet. He’s an incredible listener. Since he’s so paranoid, he’s always surveying how people look at him, their behavior... So he’s extremely observant. He knows most things before others do. He’s hard working because his father finds that important and he’s desperate to make him proud. He’s extremely empathetic because that’s a value his mother holds dear.

He doesn’t like school. He’s a queer man in the closet in the 70´s, a halfblood and a werewolf. School is basically hell for him. He gets more than okay grades but he’s not a prodigy and he doesn’t try to be. He only does the work because he doesn’t want to be called out by the teacher for getting a bad grade. Otherwise, he wouldn’t do the work at all. He loves reading because he can relate to certain characters and escape reality.

He has this ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude when he’s talking to strangers his age. If they are older though, he is remarkably polite. He is respectful towards his teachers and or any figure of authority. He doesn’t break rules because he’s scared of being called out by teachers,so he helped the marauders plan the pranks but he wasn’t the one to make them come to life.

He tends to take the easiest course of action even when it’s not necessarily the good one. He’s curious and he loves to learn. He absolutely despises change. He is a control freak but most of all he’s a perfectionist. He always feels like he has to compensate for his lycanthropy by being perfect at everything. He’s an amazing friend: caring and always ready to listen and help.

The best way to make him really really mad is to show him pity. He’s a raging pessimist. He gets angry rather easily and he as trouble controlling that anger. He makes fun of things like influencers and fashion. He refuses to go to the gym, plan his outfits or have a skincare. He never gets into fights because he thinks they’re stupid. He’s uncomfortable in group settings.He is easily annoyed.

This is way too long for no reason but I put too much effort into this to just delete it. So yeah… enjoy I guess.

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: I’m sorry, James. This food is delicious, but way too spicy.

Sirius: I could never eat something this hot.

James: …Remus is hot and you still eat him.

[e-regcanswim]

mary macdonald is the og casanova of gryffindor

[yourgalgremlin]

I’m a big fan of punk Remus Lupin <3

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.

[mrauderspoll]

Angry sarcastic Casanova of Gryffindor Tower Remus or soft shy nerd loser boy Remus or somewhere in between (explain in the comments if you want)

had to add the third option because I feel like it's a good mix of the two! [opinion under cut]

Personally, I despise the casanova of Gryffindor Tower Remus hc with a BURNING passion. It's just not him, like, at all imo. Loud angry Remus is literally just a Sirius variant. To me, Remus is sarcastic and very funny, very self-deprecating - I think he'd have to be, to be a Marauder - but he's not LOUD or exceptionally angry.

[brokoala-soup]

remus smirking at me can fix me