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nykie-love-anime · 1 year ago

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Really?

Y/N: - bursting into the room - Y/N: You two are having sex Rin: - not looking up from his book - Haru: - looking at his girlfriend like she grew five heads - Haru: Really? Rin: Haru, why didn’t you tell me? Rin: - grins like an idiot at his boyfriend - Rin: I would have put my book down

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#y/n #reader #female reader #incorrect quotes #free iwatobi swim club #free #polyamory #polyamourous #haru nanase #rin matsuoka #rin matsuoka x reader #haru nanase x reader #free incorrect quotes

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tiger-grace · 5 months ago

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Flash: what the hell happened with no metas in gotham?

Batman: Signal is a special case, I trust him solely as one of gotham’s vigilantes-

Flash: What? No. I’m talking about the blue one. I saw him lift like, 1000 pounds the other day.

Batman: … it was that or therapy

#and we all know nightwing isn’t picking therapy #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #the flash #duke thomas #signal #op dick grayson #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #yes the Wayne’s fund free mental healthcare. do they use it? unlikely #featuring dick graysons canonical abilities to lift 1000+ pounds

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everwalldigan · 23 days ago

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Clark: Bruce are you okay?? Your heartbeat is going crazy do I need to call someone?

Bruce: hm (negative)

Clark: Bruce how long has it been since you slept

Bruce: hn (neutral)

Clark, eyes narrowed: Bruce.

Bruce: 2

Clark: Two, what? Two days?

Bruce: hm….. (negativ)

Clark: TWO WEEKS?

Bruce:

Clark: HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE

Bruce: I’m not alive. I’m Batman

Clark:

#feel free to see this as david corenswet superman and battinson #silly #bruce wayne #dc comics #dcu #batman #Clark Kent #superman #JLA #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #superbat #battinson

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lmadsadness · 2 months ago

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how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:

#like hello???? Shockwave get some sleep.#your husband demands it #transformers #tf #soundwave #shockwave #tf soundwave #tf shockwave #wavewave #shocksound #soundshock #soundwave x shockwave #shockwave x soundwave #shitpost (kinda)#oh mighty incorrect quotes generator #actually gives me motivation to draw wavewave in silly situations #Soundwave must knock Shockwave out and put him on the berth #he needs some sleep 🫶🫶🫶🫶#his reward for his hard work is a free good 8 hour sleep

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seventh-district · 10 months ago

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #honkai star rail memes #hsr memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr meme #boothill #robin #hsr robin #sunday #hsr sunday #aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #acheron #black swan #acherswan #dan heng #march 7th #stelle #hsr trailblazer #what's the ship name for march and stelle. uh #i have no clue. it'd be their names smashed together right. starch??? 😭#whatever it is feel free to tag it if u want! and maybe i'll learn smthn bc surely there's another name for them #omfg i just googled it and apparently it IS starch you learn smthn new every day #anyways. here's hoping none of these have been done before!#i managed to make one (1) image that didn't include Aven or Ratio wow //edit: there's 3 i was just so tired i couldn't count lmao #anyways it's past my bedtime i spent too long making this and i still gotta do my HSR dailies rq so goodbye and goodnite to u all

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anintrovertedechoe · 2 years ago

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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whatswrongwithblue · 7 months ago

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Y/N: *setting spoon down in defeat* I'm sorry. This is delicious but too spicey. I could never eat something this hot.

Alastor: That's odd. You're hot and I would still eat you.

Y/N: . . . what

Alastor: *walks away while humming*

Y/N: *calling after him* Because you're a cannibal or because you want me?

Alastor: 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: ARE WE TALKING SEX OR MURDER??!!!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #alastor x you #alastor x y/n #incorrect quotes #this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever posted #feel free to unfollow me for this #im disappointed in me too

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28ms28 · 26 days ago

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stumbled on the part 12 of my f1 text post series all by yourself handsome?

#i may be cringe but i am free #no do not run away from the cringe #accept the cringe #enjoy the cringe #i have my exam on 24 so this is the last text post till then #you probably cant tell but I STUDY #yeah thats why posts have been irregular lol #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #formula 1 #f1 text posts #f1 memes #f1 #formula one #f1 texts #f1 incorrect quotes #lestappen memes #f1 textposts

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shade-e-e-es · 1 year ago

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Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.

#hc #doc #renbob #hermitcraft #docm77 #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #rendog #hc rendog #hc Ren #hc doc #hermitcraft fanart #congrats on your free art!! xd

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imsofreakingtired · 26 days ago

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[Alt universe]

You: *walking out from behind the curtain in a slit dress* how do I look?

Sevika: [barely glancing up from her book] Nice.

[Later]

Sevika, sobbing into Silco's shoulder: She was so hot.

Silco: There there.

Sevika: I'm so gay.

Silco: I know.

#arcane incorrect quotes #sevika #sevika arcane #sevika x reader #sevika x you #gay panicking sevika lives rent free in my head

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nykie-love-anime · 1 year ago

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Slips Off Easy

Haru: - is wearing silk pants - Haru: How does this look? Y/N: Like its slips on and off really easily Haru: Y/N: No, I didn't mean it like that... Rin: We know what you meant

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#y/n #reader #free #free iwatobi swim club #haru nanase #rin matsuoka #y/n y/l/n #haru nanase x reader #incorrect quotes #free incorrect quotes #iwatobi swim club

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prncsspiastri · 2 months ago

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alex and franco: the cars are fucked. this is the worst team we’ve ever had to race for, i can’t believe-

logan sargeant with a popcorn bucket and an indycar test:

#i feel so bad for them #but i’m SO happy logan is free #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #incorrect formula 1 #incorrect formula one #incorrect formula 1 quotes #incorrect formula one quotes #incorrect quotes #prncsspiastri #mstrssmax #logan sargeant #alex albon #franco colapinto #williams #williams racing #williams f1

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walaa95famely · 2 months ago

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My name is walaa moneer, I am 28 years old, and I live with my family in northern Gaza, which has been devastated by war. My husband and I, along with our three children: Yamen (10 years old), Kinan (8 years old), and Alma (3 years old), are struggling to survive after losing our home and all our belongings due to the bombing. For more than a year and two months, we have endured the horrors of war, including relentless bombing, destruction, and starvation. We are desperately trying to raise the necessary funds to escape this catastrophic situation, but the cost of traveling and leaving the area is extremely high. We need $25,000 to save our family from these tragic conditions, and I deeply hope you can help us secure a safe and stable life away from this destruction.

The cost of travel for people over the age of 18 is $5 and for children is $2,500

And the amount is

For myself (walaa) $5000

For my husband Ahmed, $5000

My son, Yamen, $2500

My son Kenan $2500

My daughter alma $2,500

The full cost of securing our exit from the Gaza Strip is $17,000

The rest of the amount is to provide a place to live and basic needs

@tamamita @dlxxv-vetted-donations @comrademango @anneemay @irhabiya @nabulsi @paper-mario-wiki @opencommunion @cantsayidont @thatsonicblog-blog

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cultivateme · 5 months ago

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jus a bunch of boys w a bunch of problems

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seventh-district · 10 months ago

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr aventurine #hsr ratio #dr. ratio #veritas ratio #this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned #can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh #no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me #still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system #i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa #also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me

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h4unted-d4rling · 4 months ago

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I would be that one person in the town during Weirdmageddon where I’m like “is it just me or is that Bill Cipher guy kinda hot?” And everyone would look at me like

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