#free incorrect quotes

[nykie-love-anime]

Really?

Y/N: - bursting into the room -  Y/N: You two are having sex Rin: - not looking up from his book -  Haru: - looking at his girlfriend like she grew five heads - Haru: Really? Rin: Haru, why didn’t you tell me? Rin: - grins like an idiot at his boyfriend - Rin: I would have put my book down

Masterlist

[tiger-grace]

Flash: what the hell happened with no metas in gotham?

Batman: Signal is a special case, I trust him solely as one of gotham’s vigilantes-

Flash: What? No. I’m talking about the blue one. I saw him lift like, 1000 pounds the other day.

Batman: … it was that or therapy

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[apples4wce]

here's something i've actually said that could probably be a solid incorrect quote:

character a: *sick with a cold*

character b: *brings them cold medicine* you took one pill this morning, right? you can take one more now that it's the evening

character a: i can take as many as i want?

character b: no, that's not what i said-

character a: hAND THOSE OVER

character b: no-

character a: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

character b: nO-

[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

[whatswrongwithblue]

Y/N: *setting spoon down in defeat* I'm sorry. This is delicious but too spicey. I could never eat something this hot.

Alastor: That's odd. You're hot and I would still eat you.

Y/N: . . . what

Alastor: *walks away while humming*

Y/N: *calling after him* Because you're a cannibal or because you want me?

Alastor: 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: ARE WE TALKING SEX OR MURDER??!!!

[shade-e-e-es]

Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.

[cultivateme]

jus a bunch of boys w a bunch of problems

[h4unted-d4rling]

I would be that one person in the town during Weirdmageddon where I’m like “is it just me or is that Bill Cipher guy kinda hot?” And everyone would look at me like

[strawlessandbraless]

lol, ya… (just noticed how they’re boardered by blue and green 💙 💚)

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Fake Dean: “I’m the real Dean!”

Dean: “No, I’m the real Dean!”

Castiel: “Which one do we kill?!”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Castiel: *Nods*

Sam: “What’s 3 times 9?”

Fake Dean: “27!”

Sam, shooting fake Dean: “Wrong answer.”

Castiel: “3 times 9 is 27!”

Sam: “Yeah, but that wouldn’t have been Deans answer.”

Castiel: “What?”

Sam, pointing at Dean: “That would’ve been Deans answer.”

Dean, glaring at Sam after counting on his fingers before walking away: “You know I failed math, so why you asking me- You know what? I don’t have to explain, I don’t gotta explain anything to you. Get out, get out of my face!”

[nykie-love-anime]

Slips Off Easy

Haru: - is wearing silk pants - Haru: How does this look? Y/N: Like its slips on and off really easily Haru: Y/N: No, I didn't mean it like that... Rin: We know what you meant

Masterlist

[p1nkshield]

I saw a post where everyone in the batfam had adopted the airhead Brucie Wayne cover except for Damian and of course Alfred. So I wanted to add to the pile. :)

All of them are sitting in a restaurant

Brucie: … wait this has a little label for vegetarian on it but it doesn’t have any meat in it. I think you forgot to label it vegan!

Waiter: … this has whipped cream, eggs and milk in it sir.

Dick: Wait whipped cream isn’t vegan?!?

Jason: No, I’m pretty sure it is.

Dick: well if it isn’t I messed up my vegan challenge week and nobody told me!

Tim: can’t we just pay someone to find out if whipped cream is vegan?

Brucie: Good idea! [Takes out $100 bill and hands it to the waiter] Is whipped cream vegan?

Waiter: uhh

Damian: PLEASE STOP! NONE OF YOU HAVE DIETARY RESTRICTIONS! WHY DID THIS BECOME A DEBATE?

Dick: that’s not true I’m a pescatarian now! I really miss eating fish but it’s worth it!

Damian with head in hands: that’s not what- ugh forget it!

The waiter now confirms to everyone that they come across that Damian Wayne is indeed the holder of the Wayne Family Braincell.

Tabloids dub this conversation the dessert debate. It becomes a trend to ask what Bruce thinks is vegan during interviews.

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[emolionsrawr]

hen: right okay buck, it's your first pride parade today and i just wanna make sure you have everything, water?

buck: check!

hen: snacks?

buck: check!

hen: pride flag painted on face?

buck: *looks in the mirror* check!

hen: sun spray?

buck: check! i also have plasters, just in case

hen: okay you're good! bobby! you ready too?

bobby: *wearing a dad hugs shirt* yep!

buck: *tears up* i love your shirt

bobby: *hugs buck* thanks bud, right we should go! we're meeting tommy there right?

buck: yeah! we're meeting athena there too, let's go!

hen: you kinda need to let bobby go for us to leave buck

buck: *blushes* oh right oops okay, let's go! *runs to the jeep*

bobby: do you think we should tell him athena's wearing a free mum hugs shirt too?

hen: don't you dare

bobby: copy that

[420technoblazeit]