#free incorrect quotes

[nykie-love-anime]

Really?

Y/N: - bursting into the room -  Y/N: You two are having sex Rin: - not looking up from his book -  Haru: - looking at his girlfriend like she grew five heads - Haru: Really? Rin: Haru, why didn’t you tell me? Rin: - grins like an idiot at his boyfriend - Rin: I would have put my book down

Masterlist

[tiger-grace]

Flash: what the hell happened with no metas in gotham?

Batman: Signal is a special case, I trust him solely as one of gotham’s vigilantes-

Flash: What? No. I’m talking about the blue one. I saw him lift like, 1000 pounds the other day.

Batman: … it was that or therapy

[lmadsadness]

how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

[whatswrongwithblue]

Y/N: *setting spoon down in defeat* I'm sorry. This is delicious but too spicey. I could never eat something this hot.

Alastor: That's odd. You're hot and I would still eat you.

Y/N: . . . what

Alastor: *walks away while humming*

Y/N: *calling after him* Because you're a cannibal or because you want me?

Alastor: 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: ARE WE TALKING SEX OR MURDER??!!!

[shade-e-e-es]

Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.

[prncsspiastri]

alex and franco: the cars are fucked. this is the worst team we’ve ever had to race for, i can’t believe-

logan sargeant with a popcorn bucket and an indycar test:

[laylaayman-blog]

🚨 A mother's cry from the heart of suffering🥺🍉🕊️🇵🇸!

The World is still silent when those eyes speak everything 😔💔!

Your small donation can provide my children with a better life in these very difficult circumstances 💔😞.

No one can protect them from bombing and death, but your donation can help make their lives a little better by providing for their current needs 🥹💔.

Do not hesitate to help us, we need your support and donations, and if you cannot donate, do not hesitate to spread our story and protect us as much as you can 🙏🇵🇸🕊️🍉.

Vatted by @bilal-salah0 here, and Reblogged by @90-ghost here, and by @a-shade-of-blue here 🕊️🇵🇸!!

[cultivateme]

jus a bunch of boys w a bunch of problems

[nykie-love-anime]

Slips Off Easy

Haru: - is wearing silk pants - Haru: How does this look? Y/N: Like its slips on and off really easily Haru: Y/N: No, I didn't mean it like that... Rin: We know what you meant

Masterlist

[h4unted-d4rling]

I would be that one person in the town during Weirdmageddon where I’m like “is it just me or is that Bill Cipher guy kinda hot?” And everyone would look at me like

[strawlessandbraless]

lol, ya… (just noticed how they’re boardered by blue and green 💙 💚)

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Fake Dean: “I’m the real Dean!”

Dean: “No, I’m the real Dean!”

Castiel: “Which one do we kill?!”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Castiel: *Nods*

Sam: “What’s 3 times 9?”

Fake Dean: “27!”

Sam, shooting fake Dean: “Wrong answer.”

Castiel: “3 times 9 is 27!”

Sam: “Yeah, but that wouldn’t have been Deans answer.”

Castiel: “What?”

Sam, pointing at Dean: “That would’ve been Deans answer.”

Dean, glaring at Sam after counting on his fingers before walking away: “You know I failed math, so why you asking me- You know what? I don’t have to explain, I don’t gotta explain anything to you. Get out, get out of my face!”

[walaa95famely]

My name is walaa moneer, I am 28 years old, and I live with my family in northern Gaza, which has been devastated by war. My husband and I, along with our three children: Yamen (10 years old), Kinan (8 years old), and Alma (3 years old), are struggling to survive after losing our home and all our belongings due to the bombing. For more than a year and two months, we have endured the horrors of war, including relentless bombing, destruction, and starvation. We are desperately trying to raise the necessary funds to escape this catastrophic situation, but the cost of traveling and leaving the area is extremely high. We need $25,000 to save our family from these tragic conditions, and I deeply hope you can help us secure a safe and stable life away from this destruction.

The cost of travel for people over the age of 18 is $5 and for children is $2,500

And the amount is

For myself (walaa) $5000

For my husband Ahmed, $5000

My son, Yamen, $2500

My son Kenan $2500

My daughter alma $2,500

The full cost of securing our exit from the Gaza Strip is $17,000

The rest of the amount is to provide a place to live and basic needs

@tamamita @dlxxv-vetted-donations @comrademango @anneemay @irhabiya @nabulsi @paper-mario-wiki @opencommunion @cantsayidont @thatsonicblog-blog