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Ep. 47
#is this not what happened#im sick w strep memes will cure all my ills right???#save me mdzs#sorry bout the quality im sick forgive me 😭#shitpost#the untamed#cql#the untamed text posts#mdzs incorrect quotes#the untamed incorrect quotes#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#su she#wei wuxian#lan zhan#lan wangji#wangxian#Wei ying#lwj#wwx#lmao#mdzs shitposting#mdzs text posts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation
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Wei Wuxian, totally oblivious: Lan Zhan, I hope our kids are best friends someday! Lan Wangji, not batting an eye: That's nice. I hope our kids are siblings.
#mxtx novels#mdzs incorrect quotes#wangxian#the untamed incorrect quotes#he's just stupid your honor
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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Lan Wangji: Do not do that.
Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!
Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?
Lan Xichen: Wangji's single
Lan Wangji:
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a-yuan: i want that
lan wangji: sure
wei wuxian: no
lan wangji, shocked: ....what
wei wuxian: you already have a lot of toys sweetie, you don't need another one
lan wangji, still shocked: how can you say no to your child?
wei wuxian:
wei wuxian: *look at teary a-yuan* no
lan wangji: *shocked gasp*
#writing this while waiting for my wifi to come back#mdzs#wangxian#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#mdzs imagine#mdzs incorrect quotes#modern mdzs#the untamed#the untamed incorrect quotes#mdzs headcanons#wangxian imagine#a yuan#lan sizhui#lan yuan#parents wangxian#lan sizhui is wangxian's son#family feels#wangxian family#when you're actually the stern parent in the relationship#lwj and his inability of saying no to cute faces#my writing#bnnywngs writing
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Lan Jingyi: I am melting out here! Someone turn off the sun!
Wei Wuxian: sure
Jin Ling: say what now?
Wei Wuxian: *makes weird hand moves*
Ouyang Zizhen: don't tell me Mister Wei can turn of the sun with demonic cultivation?!
Wei Wuxian: done!
Lan Sizhui: nothing happened...
Wei Wuxian: well yeah. It takes six hours for the full effect!
Jin Ling: that's just the sunset! *stomps foot*
#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei ying#mdzs wei wuxian#mdzs wwx#mo dao su zhi#mdzs wei ying#mdzs lan jingyi#lan jingyi#mdzs jin ling#jin ling#mdzs oyyz#mdzs lan sizhui#lan sizhui#mdzs ouyang zizhen#ouyang zizhen#the untamed incorrect quotes#mo dao zu shi incorrect quotes#mdzs incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#incorrect quotes
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#the untamed#the untamed meme#the untamed edit#lan zhan#lan wanji#lan xichen#zewu jun#hanguang jun#mo dao zu shi#mo dao zu shi meme#mo dao zu shi edit#chen qing ling#cql#chen qing ling edit#chen qing ling meme#mdzsedit#mdzs fandom#mdzs meme#the untamed fandom#the untamed incorrect quotes
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LJY: People ask me how I have such a killer personality
LJY: But I don't get it because I don't kill
#incorrect the untamed#incorrect mdzs#incorrect mdzs quotes#mdzs#lan jingyi#mdzs incorrect quotes#mdzs meme#the untamed incorrect quotes#the untamed#the untamed meme#💥
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Jingyi: Alright, good. Thanks dad.
Zizhen: You just called senior Wei dad. You said “thanks dad”.
Jingyi: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.
Wei Wuxian: Do you see me as a father figure, Jingyi?
Jingyi: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.
Jin Ling: Hey! Show your father some respect
#lan jingyi#ouyang zizhen#wei wuxian#jin ling#mo dao zu shi#ljy#wwx#mdzs#wei ying#lan sizhui#incorrect quotes#mdzs incorrect quotes#mo dao zu shi incorrect quotes#the untamed#the untamed incorrect quotes
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Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng please be fine, I watched the worst, most depressing movie ever which made me worry about you more 🥺
Jiang Cheng: You’re worried about me…???
Jiang Cheng: …. What movie?
Wei Wuxian: …..
Wei Wuxian: The Joker
#i’m running out of texts and memes ragghgggggggggghhhhhh#when i said that i am jiang cheng brainrotting I meant that I AM JIANG CHENG BRAINROTTING#wei wuxian#wei ying#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#yunmeng shuangjie#the untamed#the untamed incorrect quotes#grand master of demonic cultivation#mdzs incorrect quotes#mdzs#魔道祖师#oh dude i’ve been having an incredible amount of spicy chinese dishes these days lan wangji would be horrified#it just occurred to me and just dhshdhsh#i’ve been trying different stuff lately#just had sichuan wonton and ox tongue&tripe with hot and chili oil last night
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Wei ying: Remember if we get in trouble you're deaf and i speak spanish
Lan zhan:
#cql#mdzs incorrect quotes#the untamed#the untamed incorrect quotes#mdzs#cdrama#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan zhan#lan wangji
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jus a bunch of boys w a bunch of problems
#i hope to be free of this mental prison that is mdzs someday perhaps#the untamed#cql#mdzs#the untamed text posts#wangxian#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wen Qing#xue yang#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#lan sizhui#Jin Ling#mdzs shitposting#mdzs text posts#3zun#the untamed incorrect quotes#wei ying#jgy#wwx#lwj#((((::::::#<3
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Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.
#mdzs#the untamed#wangxian#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#lan sizhui#incorrect mdzs quotes#wen yuan
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Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*
Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*
Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?
#mxtx incorrect quotes#mxtx novels#mxtx#mxtx memes#mo xiang tong xiu#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#founder of diabolism#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the grandmaster of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the founder of diabolism#the founder of demonic cultivation#founder of demonic cultivation#the untamed#incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes#incorrect the untamed#the untamed incorrect quotes#chen qing ling#incorrect cql#jiang yanli#wei wuxian#wei ying#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#yunmeng siblings#yunmeng trio#incorrect mdzs
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lan xichen: wei wuxian is certainly a handful
lan wangji: *looks at wei ying beside him, looks at his butt, put his hand on said butt and squeeze*
wei wuxian: *chokes on tea, blushing violently*
lan wangji, looking at his brother again: mn. he is.
lan xichen, forcing a smile: i see
wei wuxian, hiding behind his hands: shameless...
#wangxian#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#wangxian headcanon#mdzs#mdzs headcanons#lwj x wwx#lan zhan x wei ying#lan huan#lan xichen#lan wangji is a simp#also very shameless#yaoi hands#the untamed imagines#the untamed incorrect quotes#mdzs incorrect quotes#mdzs imagine#wangxian imagine#married wangxian#bnnywngs imagine#bnnywngs writing#this is so silly#sorry not even remotely sorry
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Lan Wangji: you can't spell 'necromancer' without 'romance'.
#mdzs#mo dao su zhi#mdzs lan wangji#lan zhan#mdzs lwj#mo dao zu shi incorrect quotes#mdzs incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#incorrect quotes#lan wangi#mdzs lan zhan#lwj#the untamed incorrect quotes#the untamed
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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is stunning. If he bent me over a desk and plowed me, I would probably really enjoy myself.
Wei Wuxian: No homo though.
Jiang Cheng: How powerful does your stupid ass think "no homo" is?
#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#cql#mxtx#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#incorrect cql#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wangxian
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