#the untamed incorrect quotes

[cultivateme]

Ep. 47

[amazing-gates-96]

Wei Wuxian, totally oblivious: Lan Zhan, I hope our kids are best friends someday! Lan Wangji, not batting an eye: That's nice. I hope our kids are siblings.

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

[bnnywngs]

a-yuan: i want that

lan wangji: sure

wei wuxian: no

lan wangji, shocked: ....what

wei wuxian: you already have a lot of toys sweetie, you don't need another one

lan wangji, still shocked: how can you say no to your child?

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: *look at teary a-yuan* no

lan wangji: *shocked gasp*

[my-random-mdzs-thoughts]

Lan Jingyi: I am melting out here! Someone turn off the sun!

Wei Wuxian: sure

Jin Ling: say what now?

Wei Wuxian: *makes weird hand moves*

Ouyang Zizhen: don't tell me Mister Wei can turn of the sun with demonic cultivation?!

Wei Wuxian: done!

Lan Sizhui: nothing happened...

Wei Wuxian: well yeah. It takes six hours for the full effect!

Jin Ling: that's just the sunset! *stomps foot*

[babybreadthings]

[one-shared-braincell]

LJY: People ask me how I have such a killer personality

LJY: But I don't get it because I don't kill

[weiyjling]

Jingyi: Alright, good. Thanks dad.

Zizhen: You just called senior Wei dad. You said “thanks dad”.

Jingyi: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.

Wei Wuxian: Do you see me as a father figure, Jingyi?

Jingyi: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.

Jin Ling: Hey! Show your father some respect

[yumemiruuuu]

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng please be fine, I watched the worst, most depressing movie ever which made me worry about you more 🥺

Jiang Cheng: You’re worried about me…???

Jiang Cheng: …. What movie?

Wei Wuxian: …..

Wei Wuxian: The Joker

[greyjug]

Wei ying: Remember if we get in trouble you're deaf and i speak spanish

Lan zhan:

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: I cut my finger.

Wei Wuxian: Oh no! Do you want me to kiss it better?

Lan Wangji: Does that work?

Wei Wuxian: Well, Shijie do it for me and it always makes me feel better

Lan Wangji: And you will do that for any other injuries I might acquire?

Wei Wuxian: Uh, sure!

*later*

Lan Wangji: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Jiang Cheng, immediately getting up: Finally

[cultivateme]

jus a bunch of boys w a bunch of problems

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is stunning. If he bent me over a desk and plowed me, I would probably really enjoy myself.

Wei Wuxian: No homo though.

Jiang Cheng: How powerful does your stupid ass think "no homo" is?

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*


Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*

Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?

[mentallyimwrappedinablanket]

The Jiang siblings come to an unfortunate realization

[my-random-mdzs-thoughts]

Lan Wangji: you can't spell 'necromancer' without 'romance'.