#yunmeng trio

[junodoom]

swordtember day 5: edible

[scrivenger-grimgar]

Yunmeng Jiang is probably the Florida of the Jianghu

Like, they canonically fought water ghouls with their bare hands, regularly get into brawls with each other, have no concept of appropriate volume, hell they have a town down close to the worldly people with no height separation or massive stone walls or a comical amount of gold plating, if you didn’t know that they was a cult of martial sorcerers in that town you might just think “wow, wealthy trading family. The docks are nice!” and then just leave.

The sect leader has no spine and a vaguely homoerotic relationship with his dead best friend slash manservant, he adopted one is fucking insane and also a radical genius, and you’d expect him to be the outlier but no, the sister is just as fucking weird, she’s probably gone around in soaking wet clothes carry a child like a football because “he fell in, I couldn’t just leave him there!”

The son likes to pretend he’s sane but he’s such a chronic gossip that he probably needed an intervention, his sword was named after the three poisons, and he also spent 13 years thinking that his dead adopted brother would find a way to resurrect himself.

Even Madam Yu isn’t safe because she lashed a teenager with a lightning whip like 36 times in the middle of the fucking Spanish Inquisition. She has such an irrational hatred of this one guy that she starts shitting on anyone even remotely kind to him. Girl. Go to therapy, or go to jail.

[aphel1on]

yunmeng sibs go brr (mdzs/untamed tpmeme pt 10)

[tls123]

This flute… I've never seen you hold it before.

[leddia]

[shidivision]

quintessential yunmeng trio picture

[naehja]

Nie Siblings: *are ready to kill for each other*

Wen Siblings (Wen Xu and Wen Chao): *doesn't care for each other*

Wen Siblings (Wen Qing and Wen Ning): *are ready to do anything for each other*

Yunmeng trio: *are ready to die for each other even if one of them doesn't show it easily*

Jin Siblings: *one of them is going to get rid of his half brothers to become the only one heir and will marry his half sister*

Lan Siblings: *the big brother is a little too invested in his little brother's love story and is manipulated by the big vilain because he has probably feelings for him*

[coulsandies]

mdzs headcanon of the day #352 !

at one point the jiang siblings low key had beef with each other bc someone’s clothes kept dying theirs

[mispronouncing-michaelangelo]

yunmech jiang or whatever

[frankencanon]

Absolutely obsessed with the idea of Jiang Cheng, in the wake of the Jiang Sect's massacre, just massively overdoing it with the defensive measures in Lotus Pier —

It was bad enough when they were first rebuilding, but in the nearly two decades that followed every single time Jiang Cheng had a nightmare about his family dying and/or Lotus Pier burning down, he would immediately get up and start working on the defensive arrays, or the evacuation plans, or so on...

People think of the Impure Realm as an impenetrable fortress, but after Lotus Pier burnt down and was rebuilt? No other sect could stand a chance against Jiang Cheng's obsessive paranoia.

Lotus Pier has everything from defensive arrays, to evacuation plans and saferooms, to secret codes and signals known only to the disciples, to hidden underground and underwater tunnels, to booby traps, barriers, poison gas, etc etc etc...

Never again will Lotus Pier be sieged…not if Jiang Cheng has anything to say about it.

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Edit: I give full blanket permission for anyone to write fanfic of this, btw. <3

[caleumart]

Saw a TikTok quote, cried, and then made this for Jiang Cheng

[delyriosis]

I have just noticed that I did not post this here. 2021 Yunmeng trio drawing

[tls123]

thirty-one days of jiujiu(ly) — 2024 edition // day twenty-seven + with bonus siblings ! + find the 2022 edition here

[featherlight-whispers]

the nie brothers being violent and killing for each other vs the yunmeng trio being ready to die for each other is something that really scratches my brain in the best way possible

[a-tiny-hypocritexd]

Now but a precious memory