#wei wuxain

[iamsoconfusedallofthetime]

Modern WWX and WN find a weirdly familiar feeling talisman (that their supplier swore up and down didn't actually do anything and was just yet another relic from the distant past!) while working at a local museum and does something to it and find themselves all the way back in the tang dynasty.

Cool cool cool. Whatever. Wen Qing is gonna flip her shit at both of them when they get back- cause they're getting back! They will get back Wen Ning! Don't worry man we'll figure something out-

holy shit why are they in yunmeng jiang? Why are they in a boat in Yunmeng Jiang? Why does Wei Ying know this is Yunmeng Jiang it looks so different than the modern buildings he's used to- Don't look at me Like That Wen Ning I know what I'm talking about! Yes I'm sure this is where we are!

Oh that guy is looking at us? Where? What guy- oh that one. Uhhhh yep! He's staring directly at us isn't he, lovely.

And OH! What a sharp shiny sword he's got! Pointing directly at us and our little boat! I'm sure this will go fine! Aren't you Wen Ning? 😊😮‍💨

Oh look at that now he's shouting at us! Very peaceful things like-....

What the hell is this guy saying?

Wen Ying turns around for what seems like the millionth time to his friend to stare at him; (and actually making eye contact with him this time due to his head not being in his hands in his current despair) Wen Ning just looked back at him in disbelieving confusion. They could still hear the sword man yelling at them and gradually increasing in volume.

Yep! Can't understand shit this guy's saying! It's all gibberish over here my man! Nothing to see nothing to hear!

Ok. They were in a boat. They were in a boat in Yunmeng fucking Jiang- an ancient version of Yunmeng fucking Jiang! And there was some historical looking guy with a sword dressed in an achingly familiar shade of purple shouting at them in what Wei Ying was pretty sure was a super old version of the Yunmeng dialect that had long since evolved out from and was no longer being spoken or used outside of linguists trying to translate old documents that had somehow survived to the twenty-first century.

So. They were stuck in a boat in ancient China. Ok. Cool. Whatever. No big deal this is no big deal- this is TOTALLY! NO BIG-

Wei Ying put in his best "we're kind of fucked actually" smile. Wen Ning gifted a perfect thousand yard stare right back to him, seemingly coming to at least a similar conclusion of his own.

Yeah, Wei Ying let out a long sigh through his nose, he was gonna rip that supplier a new asshole or two when they got back.

[marshymeds]

This is what i drew instead of paying attention to the lecture i was supposed to be listening to

[lejay-the-impossible]

Poorly done doodle of the protagonist of the story and his useless human

[unkonageki]

Baby Wangji coming to terms with the big gay crush he developed on the most annoying kid in class

[aprirose]

Very old art I’ve never posted cuz i thought it’s ugly 😂😂 but I’m cleaning some storage from procreate and thought that it would be waste to just delete it 🫠

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

I love that Wei Wuxian thinking Lan Wangji is hilarious isn’t like. A fluke or him being blinded by love or whatever. Lan Wangji is shown to have this really interesting, sneaky sense of humor. He’s so deadpan and subtle and underhanded about his jokes and while obviously not everybody enjoys that sort of humor I personally do honestly think he’s hilarious! But the thing about his sense of humor is that you need to be paying attention. Lan Wangji’s jokes don’t draw attention to themselves — usually they’re for just him, he’s entertaining himself first and foremost, but Wei Wuxian came along and actually paid attention and saw what Lan Wangji was doing and went “wait a minute this guys a riot actually” and that’s so!!! Good!!! It’s so good.

I love them.

[artist9314]

I miss them so 😔

....

Please do not repost!

Thank you

[legolasvegas]

My absolute favorite part of mdzs is when Wwx tried to provoke Lwj by slipping jnto his bed and Lwj traps him and falls asleep with Wwx on top of him. Like can you imagine. The love of your life has been dead for over a decade and then suddenly you FIND HIM and all the questions are still unanswered but you can hold him safe, warm, and alive in your arms as you fall asleep. The healing that must have brought him. How happy Lwj had to have been. He’s ALIVE and HERE and we can sleep now. Ugh I get feral thinking about it.

[sluty-hanfu]

"Everything is the same but they have smartphones apparently" AU

[anrymarystudio]

[pomidaea]

There are two types of cultivators

[dreamofouter-space]

Happy Lunar New Year 💫

[gldtear]

come back to gusu with me 🌼🌛✨

[lejay-the-impossible]

POV: Wei Wuxian came back from the dead to fuck around with your life once again

[unkonageki]

When you are the Yiling Laozu and you can control corpses and ghosts but not your own gay thoughts 🤡

[popipurin]

MXTX Phone charms are here! mxtx double sided phone charms are now available on etsy! feel free to comment any other characters you would like to see