#cql meme

[twistedappletree]

[yingying-baby]

So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

[duohensheng]

trying my hand at mdzs text post memes ft jgy, 3zun, nieyao and xiyao

(terrified I’ve somehow copied someone else’s idea since I’ve seen so many of these, please lmk if I have and I’ll delete it!)

[foxyyaoguai]

[windinathunderstorm]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

So you know that mpreg pill that’s brought up in tgcf when the ghosts gift it to Xie Lian?? Theoretically, it could exist in mdzs too. Look, all I’m saying is Wei Wuxian claiming he birthed A-Yuan with his own body wasn’t necessarily far fetched ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[squidwujun]

They're on a date

(new version because I'm stupid)

[lovecraftiancicada]

This is what I got from the first few eps of The Untamed

[g00dnightm0ran]

Wei Ying single dad of two (he adopted both Wen Yuan and Mo Xuanyu)

Then he meets Lan Zhan and he turns into a trophy husband but I’m too lazy to draw that

[twistedappletree]

[yingying-baby]

*Lan Jingyi & Wei Wuxian, sets the kitchen on fire*

Wei Wuxian: We need an adult!

Lan Jingyi: YOU'RE AN ADULT!

Wei Wuxian: *looking extremely horrified* Oh!

Lan Jingyi: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GO GET LAN WANGJI!

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Lan Sizhui: i just think growing up around demons and ghosts might have influenced my understanding on the world somewhat

Wen Qionglin, watching Sizhui give the monster they’re trying to hunt belly rubs: hm you don’t say

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Wangji: We're having a baby.


Lan Sizhui: Oh, congra-


Wei Wuxian, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.