#barbie movie

[sergeantbarnessdoll]

Next thing I would have Bucky, Steve, and Sam watch Is Barbie!! Hehe

My Ken is an Avenger!! 😉

Ok now that would take a lot of convincing for Bucky😂 I feel like Y/N would have a 6 year old niece who’s been begging her to take her to see the Barbie movie in this scenario🥰 Bucky would be like “I watched that girly musical with you last weekend. There’s no way I’m watching a pretty pink girly movie with you and your niece.” and this is where the puppy dog eyes comes into play and we all know Bucky can’t resist it when she does that so he gives in. Steve would say yes before Y/N could even ask and Sam would say yes too🥰 to make it even more interesting, Y/N’s niece would convince the three Avengers to wear pink shirts while watching the movie🤭

[zazarts]

Barbie and the Diamond Castle 10/10

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[huyandere]

i love weird barbie

[empressofsnow]

[ryan-sometimes]

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

[obiwan]

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

[envelopandkissme]

this fucks

[landrylovesmatcha]

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

[hanavbara]

do you guys ever think about dying? ✨

[cinnamon-coffees]

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

[huyandere]

barbie day