#barbie movie

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[tbfpurflame123]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

"I miss when movies weren't political-"

ALIEN is about a megacorporation coercing some salvagers into transporting a dangerous creature without telling them what it is, all because the creature could be a great bioweapon for them. When a survivor of this failed transport mission wants reparations, they screw her over to avoid a scandal.

ROBOCOP is about another mega-corporation experimenting with a cop's body and declaring him their property, trying to reduce him to an obedient killing machine who can maintain the status quo for them.

JURASSIC PARK is about a rich billionaire going all out to make a dinosaur-themed amusement park, not caring about the real-world implications of resurrecting giant lizards. He also underpays ONE guy to maintain the entire park's security systems so predictably, that one guy betrays him at a crucial moment.

The best movies weave their politics with plot & character, so you can enjoy them as entertainment but can also notice the themes. Movies without themes wind up being all spectacle and no substance, just noise and color like Michael Bay's Transformers franchise. Yeah, they make money, but they'll be forgotten in 2 generations.

[lady-stirling]

🩵🤍 Hadley (15), was 5 when she was adopted with the other girls and is older than her twin sister Isla by seconds. She loves walking round school on stilts. She also loves ballet, but her heart is in guitar solos.

Ashlyn | Blair | Courtney | Delia | Edeline | Fallon | Genevieve | Hadley

Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princess Modern!AU 🩷💃�� In this AU, most of them were adopted by the owners of the kingdom's ballet school after the orphanage they were in closed down. (As a reference for the drawings, I mixed elements from the film with the line of dolls 😉)

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[bubblekidaesthetics]

Tis the season and that means Christmas Carol time. I have drawn so much Barbie over the past 2 years. Maybe I should post them here too🤔

[huyandere]

i love weird barbie

[empressofsnow]

[ryan-sometimes]

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

[obiwan]

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

[envelopandkissme]

this fucks

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[landrylovesmatcha]

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

[hanavbara]

do you guys ever think about dying? ✨