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muldj0rd · 2 days ago

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Blond hair, don't even remember the colour that your eyes were || Loscar

Summary: Alex shrugged slightly “Nobody really knows, but whatever it is, it’s pretty bad. Not even Lando can get a smile out of him,”

“Lando says it’s because he can’t remember your eye colour,” Carlos chimed in “But I don’t know if it’s true,” He shrugged, confused faces on the two others.

Warnings: Anal, anal fingering, top Logan, bottom Oscar, angst, Logan lowkey hating on Lando, cockwarming, overstimulation.

Masterlist || AO3

Oscar was frustrated- No. He was mad at himself.

Oscar had dreamt of Logan for one night after Abu Dhabi, and everything was as a dream about Logan usually was, but something was different.

Oscar woke up that morning, listing all the things in his head. Blond hair, tall, not fit, not thin, pale skin- soft skin, the most beautiful hands. One thing he was missing: Logan’s eye colour.

It had been the first time he had dreamt of Logan after Zandvoort, he hadn’t seen him since- he still followed him on Instagram, but he can not for the life of him remember his eye colour.

They’d been best friends for what felt like forever, and he could not remember the colour of his eyes. Where they blue? Brown? Green? He couldn’t tell ya.

Oscar got to his parent's house in Australia for Christmas with barely a smile, still not remembering the colour. Neither of the Piastri’s worried about the missing smile. Jet lag, he had said, and they believed.

Nicole was the first to think something was up with Oscar. She didn’t say anything though. She went to Hattie instead whom almost had noticed but did not know.

“What happened to Logan?” Hattie asked as she sat down beside Iscar on the couch in the living room, his smile still not there.

“Logan?” Oscar never allowed his emotions to get in the way of family gatherings or holidays, but when he did, Logan was always involved. Oscar shrugged slightly “It’s stupid,” He sighed.

“Come on. Tell me,” She urged, her eyes soft.

Oscar hesitated “I can’t remember the colour of his eyes,” He mumbled, embarrassed to be speaking the truth.

Hattie was surprised to hear this “That’s what’s been bugging you?” Oscar nodded softly “You know, google does exist, right?” She teased, a soft smirk on her lips.

“That’s embarrassing though. Searching up your… Friend’s eye colour,” Were they? Friends? They hadn’t spoken since Zandvoort. They weren’t friends anymore, were they?

Oscar sighed softly again, shifting slightly in his seat “Hattie… What is his eye colour?”

Once, Hattie would’ve teased Oscar for being obsessed with Logan’s eye colour “They’re green, Osc,” But not when she could see how it affected him not knowing.

–

Hattie had said at Christmas what Logan’s eye colour was, but by Australia in March, he had forgotten again.

He was quiet again. No smile, no nothing. Not even Lando could get a crackle out of him.

He never told Hattie he forgot again, he felt too embarrassed by it.

By Miami, everyone had caught on- even the journalists had, and people practically stopped trying to get a smile out of him.

Logan had been invited to the Williams garage that weekend- Oscar had not been informed, not even by Lando who had known from Carlos.

“What’s up with Oscar lately?” Logan asked as he stood with Alex and Carlos at the other end of the paddock from the McLaren garage.

Alex shrugged slightly “Nobody really knows, but whatever it is, it’s pretty bad. Not even Lando can get a smile out of him,”

“Lando says it’s because he can’t remember your eye colour,” Carlos chimed in “But I don’t know if it’s true,” He shrugged, confused faces on the two others.

“Really?” Logan asked, his arms crossed over his chest, eyebrows scrunched together, trying to understand why that was the reason.

“Don’t know if that’s why,” Carlos repeated, shrugging slightly again, Logan humming softly.

–

Logan made his way to the McLaren hospitality after the race, passing Lando on the way as he made his way to Oscar’s driver's room.

He knocked softly on the door, an obviously tired ’yeah’ coming from the other side.

Oscar’s breath hitched slightly as he saw it was Logan knocking on the door “I’m guessing you didn’t know I was here,” Logan chuckled softly as he closed the door behind him, Oscar shook his head slightly as he looked into his hands were he sat on the small couch.

Logan sat down beside Oscar, taking his chin into his hands, turning his head to face him, making sure he was looking into his eyes “My eyes are green, okay?” Oscar’s eyes widened slightly as he blushed and tried looking away but Logan held a firm grip on him.

“Who told you?” He asked low, not trusting his voice not to crack.

Logan sighed softly, a slight smile on his lips “Lando told Carlos who told me and Alex,” Oscar whined, forcing his head out of Logan’s touch and onto his shoulder, mumbling something about it being embarrassing.

“How long has it been bugging you?” Logan asked softly, his hand caressing Oscar’s shower-damp hair.

Oscar leaned slightly back, Logan’s hand drifting to the side of his neck “Since Abu Dhabi,” He admitted “Almost at least”

“Abu Dhabi?” Logan said- asked surprised, his thumb slowly soothing over Oscar’s skin “Baby-” Logan shut himself up quickly after he realised what he said.

Oscar blushed deeply, his eyes going slightly wide. Could that be why he was so mad at himself for not remembering Logan’s eye colour? Because he had feelings for the American?

“I’m sorry-” Oscar acted before he could think, leaning himself forward, and kissing Logan deeply. He tried leaning back when Logan didn’t kiss back, but the blond was quick to pull him back, kissing him passionately.

“Osc-” “Shut up,” Oscar pushed Logan down softly to lay on his back, Oscar’s hand in his hair, tilting his head back to kiss him deeper, his tongue pushing past Logan’s lips.

One of Logan’s hands was on Oscar’s hip, the other in his hair, pulling him slightly away, but he didn’t get to speak before Oscar did “I need you. Please,” He panted heavily.

“Osc… Neither of us has lube,” Logan panted just as heavily, arching his neck slightly when Oscar started kissing his neck.

“I have back at the hotel. Come with me, please,” He almost begged, grinding himself down onto Logan’s thigh, pointing out how hard he was.

“You have to go through interviews… And then you have the debriefing, and with that stunt Lando pulled, that’s gonna take hours,” Logan almost growled the words out, obviously a lot of hatred towards the Brit.

Oscar leaned back, smirking slightly down at Logan, his hips continuing to teasingly move against Logan’s thigh “You jealous, Logie?”

Oscar’s laugh was short-lived when he yelped as Logan turned them around “Get back out there. Finish the interviews and the debriefing, and I’ll fuck you so hard you forget everything but me. You got that?”

Oscar nodded eagerly, blushing heavily at Logan’s sudden serious voice “Good boy,” He chuckled, leaning down to kiss Oscar softly before letting him go.

–

“Jesus. You’re eager, baby,” Logan chuckled as Oscar immediately got to pulling his shirt over his head the moment the hotel door was closed.

“I need you so bad,” Oscar breathed, pulling Logan’s shirt off as well, pulling him towards the bed, pulling him on top of himself.

“Yeah? How bad d’you need me?” Logan teased, kissing down Oscar’s naked chest, his tongue ghosting over his skin a few times.

“R-really bad,” He almost cried out, his back arched slightly, goosebumps rising on his skin, his nipples getting stiff from the cold air.

Logan chuckled, leaning back from Oscar’s body “Where’s the lube?”

“The suitcase,” He panted, immediately kicking his shoes and jeans off, leaving him in just his boxers.

Logan kicked off his shoes as well as he made his way over to the open suitcase, searching for the lube bottle.

He found the bottle and got back to Oscar, awestruck by his mostly naked body- almost drooling at the way his skin looked under the sunshine through the window.

“God, you’re beautiful,” He hummed, getting back onto the bed, his lips going to the inside of Oscar’s thighs, kissing him deeply on the skin, not caring if he left any evident marks.

Oscar’s hands went into Logan’s blond hair, tugging at it impatiently “Please, Logan. Stop teasing. I need you inside me, please,” Logan got harder by Oscar’s words- if that was even possible at this point.

“Fuck, you sound so good when you’re begging,” Logan said as he leaned back, Oscar’s hips lifting off the bed slightly as Logan pulled down his boxers slowly, throwing them to the floor when they were off entirely.

Oscar whimpered softly as he heard the cap of the bottle open and the soft squelching of Logan warming the liquid up between his fingers.

He tried suppressing the moan that came out when Logan slowly and softly started circling his fingers around his rim, but he wasn’t able to.

Logan chuckled softly, carefully watching Oscar’s facial expression as he slowly pushed a finger into him, making sure he wasn’t uncomfortable.

“Doing good?” Logan asked, seeing Oscar’s chest rising and falling quickly, his eyes shut tight.

He nodded slightly “‘M fine, jus… Been a while,” He said, a slight whine to his voice, his hands fisted in the crumpled-up sheets beneath him.

“I’ll take it slow then,” Logan promised, very slowly starting to move his finger, whines and whimpers pulled from Oscar’s lips, and his back arched slightly.

“So beautiful. Doing so good, baby,” Logan praised, slowly pushing a second finger in to join the first, the whole of Oscar’s body blushing from the pet name, moaning softly as he felt the second finger as well.

“Logan,” Oscar begged in a sound that was a moan mixed with a desperate whine, the blond slowly starting to move his fingers again.

“Shh. Patience. Gotta get you prepped first,” Logan chuckled softly, his fingers slowly speeding up, causing Oscar to get slightly louder, his hips grinding down against Logan’s hand, trying to get him to hit the perfect spot.

Oscar cried out Logan’s name when the other finally curled his fingers just right so he hit his prostate.

“Yeah? Right there, baby?” Logan asked teasingly, hitting the same spot again, Oscar’s back arched sharply, his knuckles turning white from the force of his grip in the sheets.

“P-please. Fuck me, please. Need you, Logie- please,” Oscar begged between loud moans, his body covered in a thin layer of sweat.

“How can I say no when you ask so nicely?” Logan teased, slowly pulling his fingers out of Oscar, pulling a whine from him as he was now feeling empty.

Oscar was panting heavily as Logan leaned back, wiping his slick fingers clean on Oscar’s thigh before he got up and got rid of his remaining clothes.

Logan got back in between Oscar’s legs, stroking himself a few times with lube in his palm to get himself ready- making sure not to hurt Oscar in any way.

Oscar made sure to look directly into Logan’s eyes as he slowly pushed into him.

They weren’t entirely green. Blue-green is. Green-blue ish. They were green… Ish.

They both moaned softly when Logan had pushed all the way in, Oscar’s nails digging into the back of Logan, holding onto him for dear life- afraid he’d disappear again.

“You okay?” Logan asked softly, a slight grunt in his throat as he adjusted his hips slightly, causing Oscar to whimper quietly.

“Yes,” He panted out, nodding his head slightly, still making sure to look into Logan’s eyes.

Green, green, green… Ish.

“You can move, please,” He barely got his words out before Logan slowly started moving, leaning back to hold onto Oscar’s waist, holding himself steady as he slowly increased his pace and rhythm.

Both their moans and sounds got louder as well, hands gripping so tight it would leave marks behind, shared messy kisses. Oscar trying his best- and failing, to hold his eyes open to look into Logan’s.

Logan slid his hands down to Oscar’s hips, lifting him slightly so he could pound into his prostate at every thrust, Oscar quickly coming untouched without warning, clenching down around Logan.

“No- keep going,” Oscar panted when Logan avoided his prostate to not hurt him or make him uncomfortable.

“Osc-” “Please,” Logan nodded softly after some hesitation and kept going, his speed picking up again, thrusting into Oscar’s prostate with the same force as before, listening to his sounds of overstimulation, feeling him squirming under him, his legs tightly trying to close around his hips.

Logan didn’t give much of a warning either before he came, his hips pressed firmly against Oscar’s ass, his body twitching as he felt himself filling up the other man.

They laid against each other, breathing the same air for a few minutes before Logan began to pull out “Stay,” Oscar said as he pulled him back against him.

Logan chuckled softly, but gave up and laid back down against Oscar, not caring they were now both sticky with his cum on his chest “You know the chance of a UTI is higher this way, right?” “I’ll take the chance just to feel you close a little longer,” Oscar hummed, Logan, tilting his head to look into his eyes. Green.

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margaretthotcher · 2 days ago

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Look I can disparage DTS as much as the next guy for being inaccurate and stirring up drama, but thats basically all the f1 youtubers I watch too. Its good entertainment about my special interest, so without further adieu, here are some of the episodes I think would make if I was producing season 7:

Episode 1: Scarlett Fever

The season opener. Starts with many many social media tweets about the lewis to ferrari rumours, have a talking head that says most rumours in f1 are nothing, even if they're true they take weeks to come to fruition, Im picturing this as Will Buxton. Cut To: LEWIS HAMILTON TO FERRARI FOR 2025. Have Lewis do a talking head maybe idk. Next Carlos going I was never going to keep it against the 7x world champ. Jeddah. open on some stock footage of the formula 2 quali to set the seen vaguely mention ollie on pole. Carlos has a talking head basically saying every race from now on is him auditioning for a new seat, Except..... he gets appendicitis, what will ferrari do??? enter Ollie to the talking head zone, he introduces himself as ferrari junior and reserve for both ferrari and haas. Ollie does well, hurrah. allude to seeing more of him later. We then get to Australia where they focus on Carlos's return. He says something like how he's still aiming for the podium regardless of his surgery last race. the assumption is max will win hence aiming for a podium. cut to the race and max breaking down, now carlos wins!!! excellent, idk wrap this up with some kind of cliffhanger.

Episode 2: The China Shop

This is basically the episode where nothing goes right for Red Bull. apparently someone has already confirmed it will partially cover the horner situation. I don't want to get into that here but assume that its also happening in this episode. Max wins the initial races but has a couple things happen in aus/miami, it becomes clear this won't be their 2023 season repeated. Checo is underperforming but holding out hope. People are talking about Daniel into Redbull as an option to replace Checo. The car is also slipping away from them, don't spoil the winners of the races for later in the season but show where Max and Checo are placing. They go on about how its fixable and they have an excellent design and engineering team. Cut to the breaking graphic of:ADRIAN NEWEY TO DEPART REDBULL. Another team principal, I want Toto but it's probably Zak, mocks them like "They're acting like a Redbull in a china shop" Horner comes in as if his allegations never happened and goes Checo just need the confidence of security, new contract for Checo, again wrap it up in a satisfying/cliffhangery way.

Episode 3: Anything Can Happen

This is where I have to acknowledge the fact that they absolutely aren't doing the 2/3 Mclaren/Ferrari episodes they need. In a ideal world, there would be a Mclaren boys both get their first wins episode before the big lando championship fight episode and Ferrari/Charles would get his Monaco and Monza episode, then at the end there would be one last episode about the constructors battle between them. They won't do this, and even I can't justify giving one team three whole episodes, we're only working with ten here.

Instead, Miami, Monaco, Silverstone, and Hungary are going to be one episode. I KNOW. It's too many, I don't care. This episode is basically that one edit to Anything Can Happen. It opens with some discussion about Lewis, Charles, and Lando, and their various curses with winning. Charles can't win monaco, Lewis can't win since he lost 2021, Lando can't win. you then have three basically mini episodes like 15 minutes each covering them each getting the win they want. You then have Will Buxton probably come in and mention that with Max, Carlos and George as well, we've now had 6 different winners in the first half of the season, last year we had 3 total yadayadayada. Cut to: Hungary Oscar leading the race and then Mclaren does the undercut. Radio drama ensues. They swap. Oscar gets his maiden win in only his second season, we have a 7th winner but not without controversy. Nobody seems happy, the episode ends with the promise of more drama at mclaren later in the season.

Episode 4: Red, White, and Argentinian Blue

less proud of this title but thats fine.Williams time.

It's basically a Logans greatest failures compilation (sorry bro I actually like you but this is TV drama), also includes Alex's great aussie crash and him getting logan's car anyway. You have something from logan at the beginning about improving on last year, and having another chance to show what he can do, just to twist the knife.

Have James Vowles then come in and explain that they tried to give Logan a chance they really did it's just not working out (whether anyone believes him on this is another matter entirely). While saying all this he also praises Carlos and talks about how they're dating and he's pregnant with Carlos's child or whatever went on there.

Alex says something sad about having been in Logan's position back at Redbull.

Logan gets fired, if possible I want behind the scenes of this conversation but that feels unlikely. Instead, we get the discussion of his replacement. Names thrown out include: Liam Lawson, Mick Schumacher, Kimi Antonelli, Whoever the actual williams reserve was, but James only has eyes for Franco. The junior team is his baby and Ollie doing so well at Jeddah gives him an excuse to take that chance. He talks about his hope for the younger generation after such a dry spell of good rookies between 2020 and 2024. this james making a diss at basically everyone but Oscar that's joined since the 2019 rookies, including those still racing like yuki and zhou.

We then get the Franco announcement and a summary of his first couple races, very simple, mostly just the baku double points. maybe also his singapore lap 1 nosedive. We end the episode thinking he's the next max verstappen, we get no further mention of williams crashes and failures. key implications being there are no spots for him at williams.

Episode 5: Haasta la Vista

nope that's even worse.

Gunther is gone. That's the episode.

No actually, theres some discussion of Gunther leaving and Ayao arriving but it's also clear from near the beginning of the episode that neither Nico or Kevin will be staying with Haas next season. Starting at testing the Haas car is shit everyone expects them to be last. Maybe highlight Ollie being their reserve as well as Ferraris and do one of those small flashbacks to Jeddah. Kevin is crashing and racking up penalty points, Nico is forcing the Haas into positions no one expected at testing. Ollie is announced as driver, followed quickly by Esteban.

This episode is basically Haas being successful when no one expected them to be. Kevin gets his one race ban, Ollie replaces him for baku, show Ollie beating Nico with basically no context of the crash or the race up til that point just that Ollie beat Nico.

Nico talks about being excited for sauber/audi, Kevin talks about seeing his kids grow up. They talk about each other too. In my dreams there is a big romantic haasbands compilation edit. It's actually just a oh yeah we used to not like eachother but now we're friends. This is actually one of the more wholesome episodes somehow.

Episode 6: Family Values

Look I need to preface this with the knowledge that the Netflix cameras weren't actually there for this first part, but I'm writing it anyway.

Open on Toto's house. Idk whether Susie was there at the time but we'll say yes because I love her. In the kitchen Toto and family are having breakfast, talking, laughing, hold on, laugh we recognise, pan over, sitting next to Jack on the breakfast bar stools is George, having a sleepover with Toto??? for some reason??? anyway have them discuss the upcoming season over breakfast, say how they're excited for the cars development, working with lewis, etc. etc. George goes to say goodbye and then once he's left, Toto gets a call from Lewis, he answers and greets him. His face drops.

Brief mention that merc is getting better but they dont know why, literal 30 second montage of their first 3 wins since we already covered Silverstone and the other too are just unfortunately not as relevant to the rest of the season.

Time jumped a bit now we get the debate of Lewis's replacement. Toto mentions trying to get Max. He's never getting Max. That's fine, he has his own little prodigy he's making skip years of junior series. Very brief discussion of sticking someone else like carlos in the merc for a year or two and letting kimi develop at williams first, considering his f2 performance, maybe they did drag him up too quickly. Nah it'll be fine... Ollie did fine.

Quick explaination from one of the journalists about Prema generally being considered the best team in f2 eg. charles, oscar, pierre. but then mention the new regulations they've struggled to get on top of. Then show how Ollie performed in Jeddah and Kimi outperforming Ollie in the standings

Toto mentions how he signed Kimi at 12 and seeing him now at 18 getting an f1 seat makes him so proud. Mercedes weird family dynamic continues with Toto comparing Kimi and George to being like his bonus sons, and when asked whether he thinks they'll fight says some bullshit about how all siblings fight but at the end of the day they do what's best for the family-uh-no-i-mean-team. We're all a little weirded out by this.

Talk about how George is ready to step up as team leader, he's learnt a lot from Lewis. Also show him being unbothered (definitely bothered) by Toto having a cool new prodigy.

Kimi crashes Georges car in fp1 at monza the day before the announcement. This worsens the tension (whether it actually exists or not). George makes a semi condescending comment about Kimi that's definitely taken out of context. everybody takes this as truth upon viewing it and hates on George once again. Kimi has a more successful fp1 at mexico. Kimi has a tiny interview about how he's excited to be an f1 driver.

This is one of the shorter episodes, it just looks long because I got too invested in breakfast at Totos.

Episode 7: Papaya Rules

If they don't call the Mclaren episode Papaya Rules, I will eat my hat.

This carries on from the set up of Anything Can Happen. Lando and Oscar have both won one race each but Lando is ahead in the standings and had to give up hungary to Oscar. Drive to Survive will make this a bigger drama than it is, the two will seem like they hate eachother. This is the closest they'll get to replicating season 1 maxiel invented drama.

I find this episode the hardest to write despite it having the clearest storylines I think. The only options seem to be make either Lando or Oscar the villain and I don't want to do that so I simply won't. In my version of Drive to Survive, the papaya rules episode is just a half hour long clip of them work shopping the name "papaya rules" in a meeting. followed by Oscar's overtake of Lando in Monza, a 5 minute montage of all the criticism of Mclaren and their team orders will they won't they attitude, Lando getting knocked out of Baku qualifying, Oscar winning Baku. Then the Brazil sprint swap followed immediately another 20 minutes of meetings in which Lando tries to tell the team that if he has the opportunity he will give Oscar back the sprint win. The team tell him not to do it. This is followed by the Qatar sprint swap, radios and all. Oscar and Lando have more beef with Mclaren strategy team than they do each other.

Episode 8: The dramatic irony Daniel-uh-I-Mean-VCARB episode

Contrary I think to popular opinion, I think Liam has to be a sympathetic character in this episode and therefore I think it starts with Liam. He's talking about how hard it was not racing this season after he got a shot last year. Mentions how last year he was in another series, this year he's only riding on the good will of his 2023 races. Meanwhile, you have Daniel, Yuki, and Checo fighting it out for the Red Bull seat. This part is very quick because it's already been covered in The China Shop but it's basically Checo's performance struggling while Daniel and Yuki are doing betterish. This episode then focuses more on Daniel's perspective than Checo's like the other episode did. You have someone saying something stupid about Daniel being the only person to beat Max in equal machinery back in 2016-18. How he beat Sebastian Vettel in a Red Bull. Something about how Daniel is a "lost world champion" swallowed up by the dominance of Mercedes during his prime (3rd in both 2014 and 2016 to Lewis and Nico). It's all very compelling, unfortunately, Daniel Now, just isn't cutting it.

For a brief moment post-spa it looks like the switch is happening anyway (P.S. if Netflix got the actual record of what happened here they can have my soul because I'm convinced Daniel genuinly had the seat for all of 3 days before money came in to change that), however Checo's contract is extended and now Red Bull has Daniel Ricciardo problem. Someone comments that you shouldn't have a senior driver in a junior team. Daniel was brought in to replace Checo and that's not happening anymore. meanwhile Yuki is out performing Daniel and the whole thing flips on him very quickly. Liam is looking at other teams but isn't allowed to proceed with them without Red Bull's permission until september, he's getting frustrated because seats are filling up fast and again, he thinks this is his last shot. VCARB have to make the drastic switch.

Singapore comes and Daniel is surrounded by rumours, he knows it doesn't look good. He says if I'm going out, I want to go out on a high note. He get's his fastest lap to help Max. He gets a fairwell from his pit crew even if Red Bull were too cowardly to do it themselves. We get a greatest hits compilation of Daniel on Drive to Survive (I don't care this is unrealistic). Mention somewhere Liam is replacing him for the rest of the season but has no guarantees for next season. He sits down in front of the Camera to say his goodbyes, he mentions never getting that world championship, but enjoying the journey anyway. Mentions Max, Mentions Yuki, We see him saying goodbye to people like Lando and others as his voice over plays. He says he didn't blame Oscar last time and he doesn't blame Liam now, it's not their fault they were all in a shitty situation. Daniel exits the singapore paddock at 2 am for the last time.

I don't care how self indulgent this section is, Daniel was literally the first person we ever saw on screen in season 1 episode 1, if anyone gets a sappy goodbye it's him.

Episode 9: Normandy Boys

The inevitable Alpine episode.

We already know that Esteban is going to Haas at the end of the season so this episode is dealing with the fall out from that, Brazil, and then Pierre at Abu Dhabi. Probably should throw in the Oli Oakes appointment somewhere in there too.

This episode starts by re-asserting Pierre and Esteban, Do Not Like Each Other. We see their crash at Monaco as part of a flashback. Esteban comes and tells us why he is leaving Alpine after all these years. He also says that the team was already pushing him out. "they've decided they can only have one, me or Pierre, and they chose Pierre.

You get a brief, 'here's Oli Oakes' bit, I still don't really know what his deal is so I guess I'd like to find out.

A bit more of Pierre and Esteban squabbling. Alpine is doing terribly. then: Brazil. Esteban qualifies 4th. Pierre is 15th, bumped to 13th. Race happens, you guys know how it goes, it's a fairytale. 2-3 for the team. Esteban gets his highest finish since his win. the team move from 9th to 6th in the standings, everyone is overjoyed.

Esteban and Pierre both talk about what this means for them, two boys from the same area of Normandy realising their dreams together despite their differences. They say nice things about each other it's cute.

We then get the final bomb that Esteban will not be racing in Abu Dhabi, Jack will. It's a big mess.

Will Buxton probably, again, says that it must be painful, "you know Esteban Ocon got this team it's only win under their new name, he was the only one who lasted through 2022, with Fernando Alonso and Oscar Piastri leaving the team so controversially, He was the first French Driver to win for the team since Alain Prost. Esteban Ocon, Was Alpine."

Esteban says, yeah, it hurts, to be pushed out like this. But he's looking forward to next season with his new team and teammate to take under his wing.

Oh yeah and somewhere in there mention Flavio Briatore, I just don't know where.

Episode 10: Giants

Mention that Max won the drivers championship back in Vegas, I don't care if you think Lando had a big shot at it so it has to be a storyline, Nope. Max won, it caused drama at Mclaren, we don't need a whole episode of Max v. Lando. What we do need, is Mclaren v. Ferrari. The two longest running teams in F1 history someone calls them the giants of the sport. Have each of the four drivers weigh in at the beginning of the episode. Charles says something vaguely religious about Ferrari, Lando says how it would be a great consolation since he lost the drivers-again, out of context quote people will hate him for anyway, Oscar says something about only being in his second season and being in a championship fight and how they didn't expect this last year, Carlos says something about how winning would be the best parting gift for the team. Fuck it, have Lewis weigh in too. Instead of saying Mercedes AMG Petrona-whatever, his title card reads "2008 World Driver's Champion with Mclaren, 2025 Ferrari Driver". This whole thing is probably lasting too long but they get Zak and Fred in on it too obviously.

You then get a very basic rehash of quali and the race, which really only amounts to Lando Oscar P1 P2, Carlos somewhere, Charles 19th. Championship over. But!!!: we forgot to account for Max Verstappen. Race start and max send Oscar straight to the back. Outrage at Mclaren garage. meanwhile, Charles has made up 11(???) places in one lap, championship fight is back on. show Charles/Oscar climbing back up the order, Charles to 3rd, Oscar only to 10th. The championship relies on Lando keeping the lead. Nervous shots of both garages. Lando almost makes a mistake and saves it. Carlos can't overtake. Lando and Mclaren win!! huzzah. We see some poor Ferrari intern/social media person hiding away the box containing the championship shirts that were definitely made just in case.

Oscar and Lando and Zak and Andrea give happy interviews. Charles and Carlos give sad ones. We think the episode is almost done but then we start getting shots of donuts and hugs and cheers' and then we hear short messages from Valtteri, Zhou, Kevin, and Checo, we've already had Logan and Daniel earlier. Franco also has a hope I'll be back message in there but it's before Checo's. Wait Checo saying Goodbye for now?? he had an extension? Liam replacement announcement comes in and then you have Liam sitting down wearing a Red Bull shirt instead of VCARB, the text replacement thing happens to switch his teams and he says:

"I'm Liam Lawson" then we hear "I'm Ollie Bearman", I'm Andrea Kimi Antonelli", "I'm Jack Doohan", "I'm Gabriel Bortoleto", "I'm Isack Hadjar", "I race for Oracle Red Bull Racing", "I race for Moneygram Haas F1 Team" "I race for Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team" "I race for BWT Alpine F1 Team" "I race for Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber" "I race for Visa Cash App Racing Bulls" and then in unison. "And I'm a 2025 Formula One driver."

Black.

Text on screen says "2025 will have 6 drivers entering their first complete season in f1, the most since *insert year here*" like they did at the end of season 1 with the youngest grid for 2019.

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Sorry, no Sauber or Aston Martin Episode, they simply didn't do enough this season to warrant an episode amongst the chaos in my version. if this disappoints you I'm sure Netflix will pull through and give us the unnecessary episodes that take time away from the real drama.

Also if it seems like Ollie Bearman is mentioned too much, A. he's one of my favourites and this is my post, and B. I genuinely think we wouldn't have 6 rookies-ish on the grid this year if Ollie hadn't done so well across his first 2 races and then survived Brazil.

This post is genuinely longer than most things I have submitted for University, i need a nap

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