#dc jarro

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Personal fic goal this year is to attempt a oneshot Batfam fic where everyone in the Batfam reacts to Bruce bringing home a sentient alien starfish, loudly proclaims said sentient alien starfish is their newly adopted brother, and then promptly passes the fuck out before anyone can ask any further questions like the dumbass he is.

[thief-of-eggs]

i just think that this parallel is funny

bruce being hugged by his son:

and then-

bruce hugging a starfish:

[incorrectbatfam]

[sisaloofafump]

Robins Halloween! :D

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[superbat-love]

Batman and his special affinity with aliens. First Clark, and now his adopted alien starfish son Jarro.

[ryzanecrow]

Danny and Billy are hanging out after a justice league meeting and decide to play lethal company after tucker told danny about it

justice league members are concerned about the supposed monsters that they've been fighting on their free time, like is this a threat???

jon pestered damian to play lethal company with him in exchange for telling him what kryptos favorite treat is

jon and damian stay at the watchtower for a while and come across danny and billy talking about lethal company

Damian: Batson, I demand you let us join your game

Billy: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Damian: I know who everyone is

Damian: hmm i wonder why batson is so comfortable around a dead ghost that's supposedly been around for ages and should realize all his lies

now its the four of them saying concerning stuff ab fighting monsters and what do you mean jon got eaten by a massive forest giant twice

batman and superman know exactly whats going on and just sigh and warn them not to get into trouble

bonus:

damian and jon are telling the other two about that one time they went to space to fight a giant starfish, and hal, being off world at the time, is like, haha thats the game that superman told me you guys were playing right?

damian and jon: ???

jarro, being carried in damian's arms: no...? they went to space to beat up my evil space dad

[garpen]

I love Gothamites thinking that the batfamily are Cryptids when they're not.

I also love the idea that to begin with, Gothamites know Robin has been a bunch of different human kids that the: Definitely a Cryptid Batman™ (bc let's be honest that thing is not human) has taken under his wing.

I think it makes the Robins scarier to them. Like "There's something fucked up enough about this kid that the Demon Bat took them in." And they're all pretty sure that every time there's a switch in Robin's it's bc the Cryptid Demon Batman thing probably killed them off or something.

They always try and warn off whatever new Robin he's taken in, but whenever they do the New Robin always laughs them off or attempts to assure them that they're fine and not worry.

[wtungsten]

i was inspired by this post to try to make a somewhat coherent guide to the Robins ^^

you can find the full slideshow here :D

[skarmoree]

a veritable flock of Robins

clap and cheer for me pls this took 75 hours

see explanations for the designs here

[galaxymagitech]

“Name five Batman characters.”

“Robin.” (Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Damian)

“Name five more Batman characters.”

“Robin.” (Carrie, Jarro, Duke, Isabella, Daxton, etc.)

“No. Name five Batman characters who aren’t Robin!”

“…Batman.” (Bruce, Thomas, Jason, Dick, Jean-Paul; also Tim)

“Who don’t share a superhero alias!”

“Gordon.” (Barbara, other Barbara, James, James Jr., Sarah)

“Who aren’t related!”

“…define related. Biologically, legally or emotionally?”

“Just five different names! Five different names of Batman characters!”

“Tim, Robin, Red Robin, Drake, Batman.”

“Please, just—”

“I gave you five different superheroes under five different names over the course of this conversation. Robin, Tim, Batman, Red Robin, and Gordon.” (Damian, Tim, Bruce, Jason, Barbara)

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Vll

Signal: So– Who was the best Robin?

Nightwing: The starfish.

Spoiler: THE STARFISH (cackles).

Red Robin: Remember when Batman hugged him?

RedHood: I can't remember the last time Batman hugged me.

Nighwing: Oh, I do. You karate drop him.

Redhood: C'mon (laugh) help my case here–

Nighwing, immediately: I NeVeR sEeN BATmAN hUg yOU.

Redhood (smacks the table again): WHEEZE

Red Robin: HE NEVER HUGGED-

Nighwing: HE NEVER HUGGED ANY OF US.

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[kyxhiin]

Halloween special!

The JL are hosting a Halloween party for some whatever reason, but who cares? It's fun! The Bats are, well the bats but they switched their costumes. Batman was forced into an early days robin suit by his kids (If you know you know) , Nightwing was Red hood, Spoiler and Black bat did a switcharoo, Red Hood was regrettably Red Robin (there was no one else to take ans he would rather DIE before wearing Batmans costume), Red Robin was regrettably Red hood (same situation with Red hood, but he just doesnt fit in the Batman costume right), Robin was Nightwing. Signal happily wore the Batman costume as Jarro wore signals.

The supes was a bit more creative Superman was kryptonite (no joke, he painted a diamond costume green and just wore that.), Super boy(Kon) was Santa Claus and no I will not elaborate on that, Super boy(Jon) is casper the friendly white ghost and I will also not elaborate on that it just is. Kara had a French fry costume and I will also refuse to elaborate on that.

Wonderwoman went as herself because, why not?

Shazam fam was a tad bit strange Captain Marvel had a big old baby onesie on(how did that man find his size), complete with a Bonnet. Mary Marvel had a grandma costume complete with a thrift store grandma sleeping gown, curly grey wig, and a rolling pin. Captain Marvel Junior could only be described as an overworked mom. When they were asked what they were they only replied with "Dysfunctional family."

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

All of Batman's kids

For those who still haven't realised how big Bruce's problem is

(Note: some of these are in alternate universes)

Biological

Damian Wayne

Athanasia Al Ghul

Helena Wayne

Ryan Wayne

Bruce Wayne Jr

Terry McGinnis (These guys are weird cause it's technically his DNA but like)

Matt McGinnis

Tallant Wayne

Kull

Echo Wayne-Kyke

Janan Al-Ghul

Saif Al-Ghul

Taj Al-Ghul

May Wayne

Robin the Toy Wonder (no clue where to put him under because he's one of the robots, but batsy programmed him so that counts as childbirth)

Adopted:

Dick Grayson

Lance Burner

Cassandra Cain

Jason Todd

Tim Drake (Technically he refuses to be adopted and is a ward)

Duke Thomas (Technically his uncle has custody of him but people keep telling me he’s adopted so maybe i missed something)

Jarro

Alina Wayne

Turner Hayes

Mentored (aka basically his kids)

Stephanie Brown

Barbara Gordon

Carrie Kelley

Jean-Paul Valley

Claire Clover

Henry Clover

Maps Mizoguchi

Harper Row

Cullen Row

Joker's Son (unnamed)

Anita Jean/Jenny Wren

The Kid count: 35

otherwise known as Bruce's coping method is "become father"

[superbat-love]

Clark: So between the two of us, we have… a lot of kids together.

Bruce: A thousand and twenty-three kids, to be exact.

Clark: According to the last official count, anyway. And, umm, this is kind of embarrassing to admit…

Therapist: Whatever you say here stays within this room, Clark.

Clark: Sometimes, it gets confusing. Last weekend, I took the kids to the beach, but… I accidentally left one of them behind.

Bruce: Is that why there was an actual starfish lying on the couch instead of our alien starfish son?

Clark: I-I found him and brought him back! It was an honest mistake.

Therapist: ...I see. [jots down notes]

Clark: And yesterday, it was Jarro 101’s and Jarro 102’s birthday, so I bought two pairs of boots. But then I realized it was also Jarro 103’s and Jarro 104’s birthday, so… the four of them ended up with just one boot each! [sniffles] I messed up.

Bruce: I told you it wasn’t an issue, Clark.

Therapist: And how did the kids react?

Bruce: I told them that only an elite few would receive one Boot, and they’re thrilled. They haven’t stopped bragging about their “exclusive presents.” Although, in hindsight, it might not have been the best idea. I had to fend off a few calls from someone named Ronaldo. Those kids can be very competitive.

Clark: [wiping his eyes] I just wanted to get proper gifts for the kids, you know? It’s hard sometimes because they keep self-replicating, and my wallet’s taking a serious beating. But… I can’t even be upset when Bruce looks so happy about it. Am I… Am I a bad dad?

[littlefankingdom]

The best thing about Jarro is how it shows that if someone calls Bruce "dad"/"father"/any parent related terms, he accepts his new role immediately. No debate, the alien calls him "dad" so he is his dad. Random kid calls him "dad", he brings him home. That's his, now.

Jokingly calling Batman "dad" or "mom"? Jokes on you, you're his child now.

And we don't use that enough in this fandom.

[oifaaa]

I honestly forget Jarro exists 99% of the time and then someone will mention him and like a sleeper agent my thoughts instantly turn to pure hate for that stupid star fish