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so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

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um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

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get a man who can do both

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I can’t wait to never talk to anyone again

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Incase you’re having a bad day (Source: http://ift.tt/2jYIOxx)

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its illegal to be cuter than me

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hey guys how do u achieve fire powers

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Ok Tammy

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me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts* prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going 

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All my friends are Wheat Thins take it slow

Eat them as a snack for on the go

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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

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Germany’s Werner Freund was once the alpha male of a real wolf pack. He spent decades walking freely among his sanctuary of 29 wild wolves, which all viewed him as their leader. His goal was to rid people of their negative views of the animal, because he felt ‘you are more likely to die from meeting a werewolf than a real one.’ Source