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reblog to give your blorbo a head pat or a gunshot wound to the neck

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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oh no

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

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Superheroes are stupid. Like what do you mean you don’t have a suit for winter??? Don’t you freeze? Like frostbite ain’t no joke. And hypothermia or some shit. Get some thermal suits or sleeves suits at least

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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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Danny Phantom Headcannons, go! 1/?

In the fandom, I usually see a few 'main' ways people interpret Danny and Dani's(Or Ellie's) relationship, the most common one I've personally seen being mother-daughter (Mostly in Mom Danny fics and posts), so I ask, what Danny + Dani relationship dynamic do you tend to use and/or gravitate towards?

If u typically do 2 or more of these, just pick your favorite

I usually prefer cousin, mostly because I haven't seen enough Sister Dani things to have a strong opinion (Tho the things I have seen have been pretty good), and most Daughter Dani Au's I've seen fall heavily into the Mom Danny category (pretty much always de-aging Dani) which isn't exactly my cup of tea, but it might be yours

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Danny didn't actually know what he was doing. ...

That was a lie, he knows what he's doing currently, but he doesn't know what he will do afterwards. It was genuinely just a split second decision that brought him to where he was.

This whole thing had started about a week ago, the first day of summer vacation. His parents decided to send him to a 'behavioral correction camp' that Vlad had recommended, which, even if the camp was real (Which it wasn't) would still be terrible on Vlad's part (Who recommends their friends camps to 'fix' their kids? Vlad, that's who).

The camp ended up being a completely fake scam Vlad made up to trap Danny, he had even used failed halfa clones to make the camp seem more real when his parents were dropping him off (He should have noticed how none of the other campers were moving, his parents should have noticed, he should have noticed all the other kids had died before even getting the chance to be alive).

The staff put two bracelets on each of his wrists, one for what weeks he would be staying through, and one for what cabin he would be in. Vlad hired shapeshifting ghosts to pretend to be staff, and everything was well done, it was almost believable as a real camp. Almost.

A few hours after his parents left was when Vlad decided to reveal himself. The bracelets turned into metallic cuffs that he couldn't get off, and short circuited his powers, forcing him to transform into Phantom. Vlad had chosen that moment to walk out from around a corner and villain monologue at him, as he did that, Skulker snuck up behind him and threw him in a cage.

They both made some threats directed to him, then Skulker left for a reason Danny wasn't able know, leaving him alone with the fruitloop.

For the next ten hours Vlad monologued and tried convincing him to join his evil schemes l, all Danny could do was insult the guy at every opportunity, the cage being too strong to break out of without his powers. Vlad would also sometimes unlock the cage door to show that "Oh Daniel, if you just agreed, you would be out of here and under my tutelage." but would then shoot an ectoblast if Danny tried to open the door.

After half a day of waiting, Vlad finally slipped up when he exited the room for a bathroom break. He left the cage door unlocked. The fruitloop had forgotten to lock the cage before leaving the room.

Danny flew out —flight being the only power that was seemingly unaffected by the cuffs— as quickly as he could. He decided to not go out the door Vlad had just left from (The nutcase might've been waiting around the corner), and flew full force into the skylight.

He distantly heard when Vlad realized his mistake, if the shriek of rage was anything to go off of. He was probably flying faster than he ever had before, and he definitely broke his previous recorded record.

Passing by a "Welcome to ——— City!" sign that he didn't recognize, Danny kept flying until he spotted someone who he was able to identify. More specifically, Green Arrow, Tucker's favorite superhero. Danny had sat through enough rants to retain some things Tucker had said, so he felt pretty confident that the guy would help him.

His flight had slowed slightly, just enough to not speed past his only real hope of escaping the fruitloop following him. That proved a mistake, as Vlad came barreling over the horizon, dead locked on Danny's position.

If it was even possible, Danny got tenser than he already was. He decided to take a chance and used a mix of gravity and flight to get down to the hero who had now spotted him (If Danny is being honest, Green Arrow had probably spotted him long before he had even realized he was even seen).

"Call dibs! Call dibs!" Was all he yelled before flying directly through the rather tense looking hero. Oh, cool, he hadn't been aware he was able to use intangibility with the cuffs.

Did he know why he yelled that? No. Did it somehow work? Yes.

Through some miracle, Green Arrow was able not only claim Danny as his new sidekick, but also get Vlad to back off, both with minimal input from Danny

It also turns out Green Arrow was genuinely willing to train him, which meant he got a mentor who isn't Vlad. For now though, he just has to explain to the hero why any of this happened.

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Oh, and get these stupid cuffs off.

"Call dibs! Call dibs!!"

Green Arrow isn't sure what that means, or who the white haired meta teenager barreling towards him is, but because of that desperate plea he knows not to shoot.

Then the teenager goes through him, and stops directly behind him, using him as a shield as another meta, this one dressed like a vampire or something stops in front of Green Arrow.

"Daniel, enough. I am willing to take the task of educating-"

"Dibs."

Green Arrow blinks.

The vampire blinks.

"Beg pardon?" The vampire asks.

"Dibs. I call dibs." Green Arrow repeats.

He has...a vague idea that he's probably calling dibs on the kid behind him, for hero training purposes if the jumpsuit is anything to go by. Honestly, he hadn't even meant to say dibs, he'd just heard the vampire guys voice and hated it so much he called it.

"You have no idea what you're-"

"Sidekick. This is my sidekick now. I called dibs, you didn't." Green Arrow shrugs in a 'what can you do' motion, quietly grabbing one of his arrows specially made for supernatural entities.

He got it from a business called 'Fentonworks', and he hopes it'll actually do what it's namesake says, and work.

"I am working in his best interest!"

"And I called dibs."

"He doesn't even use arrows!"

"I've just decided I wanna learn how to use arrows," the kid breaks in, winded.

Green Arrow nods sagely.

"See? He's just decided he wants to learn."

The situation devolves from there and Green Arrow ends up shooting the vampire in the ass with one of those Fentonworks arrows, finding out that yes, they do work as intended.

Afterwards, he's left with an exhausted meta teen, who didn't use that fight as a chance to run away, like what would have been the smart thing to do.

"Sorry, I also need you to get these off of me," the teen says, holding out his arms and revealing a pair of metal cuffs.

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Green Arrow shouldn't have aimed for that guys ass.

He should have aimed for his dick.

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

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my immediate reaction for when something i like is in trending is worry, because what happened. what caused this to happen. why did this happen

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so. I sent an email to the worlds foremost porcupine expert because i had a question for the fic im planning for a fandom event

and less than two hours later i got a response

all this to say: scientists are awesome and i think it’s nice to email them with questions about their field

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My fiancé works remote so he’s able to text a lot more than I can, as someone who works as a therapist meeting with back to back clients. And it’s so sweet coming out of work and seeing a barrage of texts that’s just random stuff like “miss you” “drank water” “saw a bird and thought of you” “here’s a meme of a cute dog”

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SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

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reblogging for a slightly larger sample size (for people who didn't see it already)

I wanna know what the people think

I just wanna know how old people *headcannon* him as, and what people usually see as his "real" age in (mostly) modern canon

There isn't a right answer, i just want to see what what the average person sees his age as