#captain marvel jr

[kyxhiin]

Captain Marvel, loves "playing" with his "kids"

The Justice League has been seeing Captain Marvel play with his kids. It's been so sweet seeing him get his nails painted by Mary, and playing hop scotch with Junior. It just warms their hard that he is willing to go out and bod with his "kids".

1.

Captain Marvel: I said I wanted the pink nail polish :(

Mary Marvel: But I want the pink one so your getting the purple one.

Captain Marvel: You chose last time, it's my turn now though!

Mary Marvel: Well, it's my nail polish so you have to do as I say.

Captain Marvel taking a long deep sigh: Fine....

Green Lantern and Flash watching from a distance.

Flash chewing on a energy bar: Nice to see Cap play with Mary like that.

Green Lantern: Yeah but doesn't it seem like he actually seems upset by not getting ponk or something??

Flash: Whatever dude, all I see is a great father.

2.

Captain Marvel absolutely chasing down Junior, like a wolf chasing up to a deer. Grabbing his shoulder with such force any normal humans shoulder would be broken.

Captain Marvel: Tag your it!

Junior: Aw man, this is no fair. You always catch up to me.

Captain Marvel: I don't see how that's my problem. Skill issue honestly lol.

Aquaman and Superman also watching them from a distance.

Aquaman: See I don't see how that's just a normal game. I got shivers watching Cal chase him down.

Superman: Well.. That's probably how they just play at home. Me and Jon used to play tag on the farm as well, not to that extent but still.

[lambdysphoria]

Some Billy and Freddy

[danzigmcfly]

[kenandeliza]

Older brother

How the heck indeed plastic man

inspired by @im-not-buying-it-ether ‘s post

[chaoticallyfluffy]

i made this post in the Shazam Community earlier

And I decided to draw it lol

It was way past my bedtime when I did this so I didn’t draw the whole league, just pretend they’re there lol

[fawcetttweets]

NOT a Judgement Free Zone

This only took me like ten minutes and I’m so fricken happy about it!!

On the topic of Marvels playlist:

On his work playlist, he listens to a lot of older songs like Elvis and Frank Sinatra. It’s what he hears a lot around Fawcett and they were his parents favourite songs so it’s comforting to listen to, plus it helps with his cover as an immortal.

On his secret playlist, he listens to a bunch of Weird Al, children’s songs like purple people eater and Nyan Cat (or the gen alpha equivalent), and ‘innapropriate’ songs. By that I mean songs that swear a lot, never songs about sex. He only listened to WAP once by accident and he almost cried, but now he’s recovered enough to joke about it.

Masterlist // First // Previous // Next

[wonderjanga]

Marvel not Caring

I feel like the few times Billy needs to get something over with, he just doesn’t care. Like honestly, I’m going to connect this to my Marvel Compilations post. (In that post I just talked about how Marvel could be a clip farm and the potential vids he would have) Let’s say these are all from the 8 minutes and 47 seconds of the Big Red Cheese tweaking out vid. Cause why not?

One day, Marvel’s doing patrol. See, he wants to get it done with, hopefully with no major villain attacks happening, because Darla has a school play, and he wants to see her, even if she got cast as a tree. But of course, things didn’t go his way, especially just when he needs to start heading out for the play.

*vid opens up to Marvel floating in the sky looking down at a Female Villain*

Female Villain: *attacking people and causing general havoc*

Marvel: *looks around for any cameras and doesn’t see the one recording the vid*

Female Villain: *sees him and his about to do something*

Marvel: *winds hand back (as if he needed to) and backhands her like an abusive husband*

Any Nearby Civilians: *cover their mouths as they look away. A good chunk of them sped walked away*

Female Villain: *knocked the fuck out*

I’m telling you right now, a good chunk of the comments on that video were something along the lines of ““that’s not right,” I whisper to myself as I speed walk away” or ““You don’t hit a woman,” I think to myself as I step into the safety of my car and drive away.” All stuff like that.

The day after that…

Marvel: “I just ended the problem as soon as I could, guys! I don’t beat women!” Superman: “We know! We know, but did you have to it so… so ferociously?”

Marvel: “Ferociously?”

Flash: “Dude, you looked like you’ve been waiting to do that.”

Marvel: “I haven’t! It was just effective, and I was on a time crunch.”

Flash: “Time crunch?”

Marvel: “Yeah, I had to see this person I know go be in a play.”

Batman: “Hn. You could’ve just said you wanted to see your child’s play. I’ll admit I’ve done something similar when Robin was in a play of his own.”

Superman: “Yeah. If the play thing is true, that’s a valid reason for any father to do that.”

Marvel: *a little confused as to why they assumed Darla was his kid* “Uh, yeah. I didn’t want to miss it.”

Flash: “Who was it for by the way? Junior or Mary?”

Marvel: “Neither.”

*silence*

Marvel: “You guys don’t know her. She isn’t a hero.”

Flash: “Dude… you have another kid? Why do you never tell us these things about yourself??”

Then, there’s another clip of Junior and Marvel. Beast Boy recorded the audio for shiggles and hid behind a wall but was surprisingly met with:

Marvel: “Okay, you know what, Junior? I don’t care that you’re disabled. Put your hands up.”

Junior: “Dude, I am not fighting you. You’re stronger than me.”

Marvel: “So? You’re only a little bit weaker. If you paid Mary like five dollars, I’m sure she’d fight with you. Now anyways put your hands up.”

Junior: “She’s not even here! And, hey- hey- Stop that!”

A lot of crashes and bangs could be heard for about 30 seconds. The video then ended.

Then, there’s another clip of him and Mary sibling arguing, but of course, most people think that Cap’s her and Juniors dad. So, when they say certain things, people tend to view it more extremely.

Marvel and Mary: *arguing*

Marvel: *says something completely outlandish that you should absolutely not say to a child*

Mary: *barely blinks and says something right back*

Marvel: “Oh so help me Gods, if we weren’t related, I would scrape your face across the pavement.”

Mary: “Oh yeah? Well if we weren’t related, I would skin you with a butter knife!”

The two proceeded to continue arguing before they somehow make up mid insult and go get ice cream like nothing happened.

Bonus:

Black Adam and Marvel: *floating up in the sky*

Black Adam: “You know, you’ve never said anything remotely similar to that to me.”

Marvel: “What’re you talking about?”

Black Adam: “I would scrape your face across the pavement.”

Marvel: *nearly has a heart attack when he says that*

Black Adam: “You said that to the girl. You’ve shown more disdain for that girl than you have for I.”

Marvel: “Uhhhh…” *panicking cause he doesn’t know about the video*

Black Adam: “Do you… not take me seriously?”

Marvel: “No, no, no, of course I do!”

In this AU, Marvel doesn’t really throw much shade at his villains aside from the occasional comment and that’s it.

[toobytoobs]

Okay, we all love Billy Batson saying stuff like “mr Batman sir” & “miss Wonder Woman” but hear me out when I say the whole Marvel trio do it too.

Like, Mary is fidgeting nervously in front of Black Canary and saying “Ms Canary, ma’am, uh- really nice to meet you!”

Freddy is sweating bullets and stuttering in utter fanboy in front of superman like, “Omg! Mr superman sir!”

And all the superheroes are hit with the nostalgia of how Captain Marvel acted exactly like them before he got comfortable with the JL. And they are all like, “yep, they are definitely related to Cap”

[lady-ace]

Brainrot

Captain Marvel is the designated den mother of most, if not all, younger heroes.

He's also seen by the younger heroes as a father or brother figure.

It just makes sense they would be a influence on one another, right?

...Well, now you have a man who everyone is pretty sure is an ancient, immortal being and that regularly says very old, 1940s slang exclaiming: “Let him cook”, and teenagers going “Dude, we need to take a powder!*”

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While on a mission, Marvel was talking about some random stuff to pass the time — as they all had to wait for the perfect opportunity to strike, and that won't be for a while.

Jr: “Marvel, you're yapping.”

Marvel, stopping mid setence: “No i'm not. Stop the cap.”

Jr, a bit offended at being called a liar in front of the Justice League: “I'm being for real! You were!”

The YJ is trying to contain their laughter, since they are on a much more visible hiding spot, meanwhile the JL is just plain out confused at this. Is this some other old timey slang? What are they saying?

Wally, whispering and snickering to his comm: “Wow Jr? Calling Cap a liar? Boy scout cap?? Negative aura points.”

Jr, gasping: “YOU DID NOT-”

(He gets tackled by one of their targets, as he was distracted)

Mary, who saw that Freddy quickly got the target apprehended, and checked to be sure no other targets were alerted: “Second L in under four minutes, i think that's a new record.”

Jr, jokingly as he gets back up: “Once we're back, you three are cooked.”

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* → To get away quickly.

[chuslitrr]

Marvels incorrect quotes because I love them

Freddy: talking about robin!Damian: he's an asshole! He tried to stab you multiple times!

Billy: those were accidental!

Freddy:

Billy: okay well I know the third time was accidental

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Freddy: I apologize for saying "fuck" in front of Thavma

Mary: you just said it again

Thavma, just happy to be there:

Freddy: I'm not a good role model

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Freddy, in his CM jr. Form: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why

Mary: only if you also don't ask why

Mary: *pulls out four pristine human skulls out of her bag*

Freddy:...

Freddy: this one will do..

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Billy: you call yourself my best friend, but where were you when my Whiz blog entry only got 4 likes?

Freddy: making four accounts

Billy, tearing up: really?

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Freddy, to modern teenage!Billy: you swear too much, you fight too much, and your morals are questionable.

Teen!billy:...

Freddy: you're everything I've ever wanted in a best friend

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Mary: you think I can't fight because I'm a woman!

Billy: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. Honestly, I don't think Freddy could fight in that wedding dress either

Freddy: perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride

[suppernerd]

THE Shazam trio 🌩️⚡️🌩️

[kyxhiin]

What can the Marvel's eat?

The Justice League realized that there has been so many instances where the Marvel's (Mary, Cap, and Jr [you can add the Vasquez too]) consumed something inedible (shhhh everything's edible but you can try only certain things once...) everytime they had to get rid of it in a time crunch. This include things from an explosive, to poisons/ such as arsenic and Datura, to even things like kryptonite.

Now this led the JL to wonder.. What's the limit for them? These are things that played out in my brain lol. Number 1! Billy.

Broodman: Marvel, Try this.

Batman handing Captain Marvel a suspiciously heavily incased Vial of glass with some sort of solid metal inside of it.

Captain Marvel: Sure thing Mr. Batman!

Said Billy immediately putting the thing in his mouth, starting to crunch on it. Glass and other things could be heard breaking and shattering. Only about 3 seconds passed before he swallowed it.

Captain Marvel: Goley that sure tasted odd!

Batman: That's because it was plutonium. Now, how did it taste?

Number 2! Mary.

Hanging out in the Justice League watch tower. Munching on something from a mysterious bag.

Flash: Heya Mary, do you know where Cap i- Wait, what are you eating?

Mary Marvel: Oh nothinggg, just some dried cannabis leaves! Got them from a recent drug bust.

Flash immediately running and snatching the bag away from her.

Flash: WHAT? MARY, DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS DRUGS ARE? -Going on a small lecture- Who even got you these!

Mary Marvel:... Cap..

Flash: What.

Mary Marvel: Well! The people smuggled special fawcett leaves out of the city! It is incredibly dangerous to people who aren't from Fawcett.. And besides it's not even illegal anymore ! Now excuse me *grabbing the bag from the shocked flash* I'll continue doing my business in peace.

Number 3! Freddy.

During a fight with some random villain. The villain threw a massive cannon ball sized kryptonite shard at Superman. Junior, immediately flying over and catching the big shard of kryptonite.

Batman: Quick! Dispose of it!

Captain Marvel Jr.: UHH... UHHHH

The next second included Jr unhinging his jaw to an impossible level, cartoon style and swallowing the kryptonite shard.

JL members: .

The Villain: .

Green Lantern (Guy Gardner): WHAT THE F-

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[spaceshiprocket]

Marvel Family by Michael Cho

[thebat-musicman]

Billy: It’s so annoying not being able to say my name.

Freddy: Yeah I bet that’s irritating. Would be a shame if you had to deal with that for SIXTY-NINE YEARS

[kenandeliza]

big brother behaviour (doodle)

normally, Freddy likes to tease Billy

But if anyone insults his baby brother he’d sock them

More misunderstandings ensued that the league are not allowed to insult captain marvel while his “son” is around (Junior couldn’t tell if the insults are jokes or not)

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Freddy being a power nerd

Freddy: Could you outrun Wonder Woman in a footrace? Captain Marvel: Wai- What? Wonder Woman: We would tie, would we not? We both possess speed granted to us by Hermes Freddy: But if the power of Zeus works as a booster for our other powers on top of the magical lightning, then doesn't that mean you can outrun her? CM: I- huh, I guess so. Freddy: Could I outrun Wonder Woman? CM: Junior, you have a bad leg, you would have to have a flight race against her. Freddy: Hrm. No- wait wait, we split our strength when we're both transformed! I'm only half as fast as I could be! CM: Haha, yeah we— Freddy: Gimmie your powers! CM: Junior, I swear to Solomon, we aren’t power-scaling. Wonder Woman: I’m not opposed to a friendly race Freddy: See! I call power dibs! CM: I- you- ugh, I’m going home. You’ll have my half in about five minutes, okay? Freddy: HELL YEAH! JL: Are we just going to ignore that he is only half as strong as he normally is most the time?