#Flash

[noneofyoubeewax]

Cat marvel

Justice league space station

Marvel: *zoned out*

Flash: * going to sit down next to marvel and puts his mug down to pull out a chair*

Marvel:*not turning his head, swatting  the mug off the table*

Flash: “Dude!”

Marvel: “w-what” ( notice the broken glass), “not again I’m so sorry Flash”

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Batman: (upgrading his gadgets, throw a box to the side)

Batman: “Done, where that’s……box”

Marvel: (some how sitting in the box with his knees to his chest) “hi”

Batman: (◣_◢) “out”

Marvel: (◕︵◕) “yes Mr.Batman”

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Fawcett

(Clark flying around looking for Captain Marvel, and he spots Freddy carrying pillows).

Superman: “Ah! Junior, do you know where your dad is?”

Junior: “dad? Oh, yeah I know where Marvel, i’m heading over where he is right now, come on”

Superman: “umm, what is this”

(Top of a building, Mary and Marvel passed out on blankets and pillows bathing in the sunlight)

Junior: “break time” ( arranging his pillows before plopping down on them)

Superman: “oh, can I talk to Marvel”

Junior: “ oh, yeah”

Superman: “ great can you wak-“

Junior: “ in 45 minutes”

Superman: “but um I”

Junior: “in 45 minutes………… join us?”

Superman: “…..sure” (plops himself down, mummy style)

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Power out in the watch tower

Green lantern (Hal) : (walking through the tower, using his ring as a flashlight)

(scurrying sound)

Green lantern: (Panic, quickly, you think it’s ring the shine light right here the noise)

*Nothing*

Green lantern: “Hello?”

(Creaking noise )

Green lantern: (spins around quickly, shining his light) “wh- who’s there!”

Marvel: (in a big foot pose, eyes acting like cat eyes in the middle of the night with light shining over them)

Green lantern: “ Jesus Christ dude”

[vexfulfolly]

More of the silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

School and such has been absolutely been destroying my time, but I offer you these!!!! I have also had a malevolent crossover kicking around in my brain,, so I may be posting about that soon🤔

Anyways…. I love scary cap….

[boombaux]

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Batfam and Danny, Part 9

At the Justice League Watchtower.

Diana: Good morning everyone and thank you for coming to this pronto meeting. I known we all have busy schedules so I'll make this quick. Bruce, Clark, and I have been investigating an operation by Lex Luthor. He has been moving round large amounts of radioactive material to a secret lab in the Sahara Desert, we currently do not know what he is planning but last night the radioactivity around the base spiked. We believe that there was some leak of the radioactive materials and we need a plan to contain it.

J'ohn: Are there any civilians in the region?

Clark: No, the lab is far out into the desert. The closest town is a small village with a population of about 1000 people an hour and a half away.

Hal: I could but up a temporary shield around the lab and try to contain the radiation as much as possible.

Bruce: That would be a good start.

Arthur: This is concerning, how can I help?

Diana: There is another shipment currently on a Lexcorp boat heading towards a port in Algiers we need you to stop it.

Bruce: Oliver, you will help Arthur take control of the ship.

Oliver: Got it.

Diana: Barry, while we believe the town and its residents will be safe, we'd like to keep you on stand by just in case.

Barry: Yes ma'am!

Diana: That's all from us. Now that we are together we should start making a solid plan, we start this operation 10pm, local time in Algeria. That gives us 8 hours to prepare. Any questions?

Oliver: Just one question, who's Bruce's new kid?

Everyone turned to look at Danny.

Danny: Hi!

Bruce: This is Danny, alias Phantom, he's Jason's kid... and my grandson.

Barry (laughing): Congratulations Bruce, you're a thirty-one-year-old grandfather.

Arthur: Is he helping us with the operation?

Diana: Yes, Danny is half-ghost and immune to radiation, he'll be helpful if the radiation levels are higher than we expect.

J'onn: You have a quite mind young one.

Danny: If I let you read my thoughts there's a fifty-fifty chance your brain may get scrambled.

J'onn: I see...

Billy: I'm here! Sorry I'm late, just had to finish something before I could leave- Billy looked around the room till he saw Danny. He jumped back and covered his ears.

Clark: You ok there Billy?

Billy: Who is that kid?

Danny: I'm Bruce's grandson.

Billy: ...

Clark: Why?

J'ohn: The gods in Billy's mind all just screamed bloody murder and told him that under no circumstances, should he make Danny mad.

Everyone looked at Danny but before anyone could ask question Constantine walked in.

Constantine: You known if you're going to call a random meeting at least give us more than 3 hours to get ready- Constantine froze when he saw Danny. Shit...

Danny (grinning): Constantine!

Bruce: You two know each other?

Danny: Yes, he's the fool that sold his sold his soul to a hundred separate demons who are all now petition me to decide who actually owns his soul.

Constantine: ...

Hal: Why would they petition you?

Danny: I'm their king.

JL: What!?

Danny: And another thing Constantine, come over here. A green light encircled Constantine throwing him across the room, placing down in a chair next to Danny. You didn't pay your taxes for the last tax season.

Constantine: I- your majesty, I'm not a citizen of the Infinite Realms.

Danny: Actually you are! Danny summoned a scroll. According to section 8, subsection 45, clause B of the Infinite Realms Citizenship and Nationality Status Governing Deaths, Resurrections, and All Other Avoidances of Death Act, also known as the IRCNSGDRAOADA, due to your soul being more than 80% owned by citizens of the Infinite Realms, you too are a citizen of the Infinite Realms, and thus have to pay taxes.

Constantine: I-

Danny: You owe the Crown, aka me, $25,000.

Constantine (nervous): Would your majesty be so kind as to wave my taxes for this year, given I did not know I had to pay?

Danny: I'll give you... 120 days to come up with the money, if not I'll send the tax collectors after you.

Constantine (terrified): You- you're too kind your majesty. Constantine picked up a folder from the table. I'll just read the report... I- got to go. Constantine left the room.

Bruce (tired): Danny...

Danny: I was joking, I'll wave the his missing taxes.

Hal: Why is he so scared of tax collectors?

Danny: The tax collectors in the Infinite Realms are not just nerds with suitcases, they are nerds with suitcases that also carry paintball guns.

J'onn: Paintball guns?

Danny: The paint will never come off till you pay your taxes.

Berry: That sounds so fun!

Arthur: I'm happy to have another king on the team. Finally I have some to talk to about the duties of ruling.

Danny: Tell me about it, for some reason, people can't just do as their told.

Arthur (crying): You understand me my pain.

Clark: Where does your family find these children?

Bruce: We don't find them, they find us!

Diana: As fun as this whole conversation is we do need to prepare for the mission. Let's get to work.

JL: Yes ma'am!

(Master Post)

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kon: Fuck the cops.

Wally: Done.

Kon: What.

Wally: What.

[why-i-love-comics]

Absolute Flash #1 preview

[ikibli]

Halfa Barry Allen

So, I know we all know and love Halfa Jason Todd, and that’s good and all- but we’re forgetting the one hero who also got his powers from a lab accident involving electricity- Barry Allen.

Here, quickly compare their origin stories. First, Barry's, from Showcase #4:

Now, Danny's, from the show's opening.

You see the similarities? The electrocution, the mysterious lack of injuries, the laboratory setting?

As if that wasn't enough, the narration also describes the nature of their new powers the same way- as "molecules being rearranged". (Relevant lines circled in red.)

I will also give you this one panel from Flash #270(1959), where Barry phases through pavement:

And a shot of Danny phasing through a wall:

Barry can phase through objects and uses that ability almost as naturally and fluidly as Danny does- and in ways that simple "vibration" doesn't really explain. Going through a wall, sure. Ducking under a road and coming back up a few feet forward without falling through the planet- well, that's something a ghost could do, easy, but not someone who's just temporarily pretending a certain material doesn't exist.

Yes, Danny did die in a ghost portal in a haunted town- but the lightning storm over Central City that day was in no way natural, and the lightning bolt itself was literally the ghost of his future self. (Long story, and mostly irrelevant.)

Also, this panel(from a different book: Secret Origins Annual #2) literally has Barry think "I'm only human! I won't survive!":

Yeah. You can't unsee it now, can you?

[curtvilescomic]

Justice League by Max Fiumara

[maviyenot]

[everydaylouie]

ghost swing 👻 🎸

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

[frownyalfred]

reactions to Batman coming up to the Watchtower for a JL meeting without his cowl just wearing a domino mask, in order of hilarity:

oh no he’s hot (Clark)

he’s older than I thought he was (Diana)

he’s younger than I thought he was (Hal)

he has hair??? (Barry)

why do I recognize that scar above his left eyebrow? (both Dinah and Ollie, simultaneously)

good lord how is he so hot (still Clark)

[freefallintothevoid]

Whenever Bruce can't do something as Batman he sends one of his kids in the cowl. Literally any of his kids. To deal with having to wear the cowl, they turn it into a game: will the justice league notice that Batman isn't the person under the mask?

Spoiler alert, they don't.

Somehow, the league never notices when it's not Bruce under the cowl, or at least that it's not the same person they all know.

Like never.

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Hal: Hey Bats, you look taller today.

Jason, determined not to lose: hm

Hal, sensing danger and immediately backtracking: uh, that's not to say you don't usually look tall, I mean you just look taller today, um did you change your ear thingies?

Jason: *Batglare intensifies*

Hal: uh, I'm just gonna go

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Aquaman: you've been quiet this whole meeting, Batman, even for you.

Cass, currently wearing shoulder pads and absolutely insane platform boots: *a fim huff of breath*

Aquaman: right sorry, I forgot you were dealing with another mass break out from Arkham this week, you don't need to stay for the whole meeting. We know you probably know everything already anyway

Cass: *nods*

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Flash: Morning Batman. *zooms past*

Duke, absolutely befuddled:

Duke, quietly into his comm: you'd think the speedster would have the time to notice

The several batkids on the other side of the line: *laughing hysterically.*

Dick, wheezing: just do the thing where B tucks the lower half of his face into his cape like he's Dracula. You're doing great.

Bruce, from somewhere in the cave, actively giving up on the assumption that his coworkers have at least one working braincell between them: stop comparing me to Dracula, Dick

[lightningstrikes-art]

[vivalafxxku]

Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.