#Flash

[frownyalfred]

reactions to Batman coming up to the Watchtower for a JL meeting without his cowl just wearing a domino mask, in order of hilarity:

oh no he’s hot (Clark)

he’s older than I thought he was (Diana)

he’s younger than I thought he was (Hal)

he has hair??? (Barry)

why do I recognize that scar above his left eyebrow? (both Dinah and Ollie, simultaneously)

good lord how is he so hot (still Clark)

[thedarktowerdames]

[frownyalfred]

Just re-read your fic about Clark discovering that Bruce wears glasses, and now my brain is stuck rotisserie-chickening the thought of Clark starting to wear Bruce’s prescription for the “just in case” moment where B needs his glasses for something and doesn’t have them or they get broken. And B absolutely knowing about this, because of course he does, and just casually stealing Clark’s glasses off of his face and going on with what he’s doing while Clark bluescreens off to the side. It’s the utilitarian-enough-for-Batman version of the boyfriend sweater.

Imagine a frustrated Batman barging into a Justice League meeting, yanking a pair of prescription glasses out of Superman's belt where he keeps his secret identity clothes, and stomping back out to his office where he most definitely didn't accidentally just get his glasses broken by an over-eager Flash (sorry, Bruce) trying to look at his case files. No one knows exactly what just happened except for Clark, who can hear the continued apologies from three Watchtower levels down (I am so sorry, Bruce!) and didn't even know that Bruce knew where he kept his secret identity clothes (it's obvious) but is pleased because now he knows Bruce knows about the glasses, too.

[queenofghost]

Incorrect DC quotes part 39

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[fishyfcuk]

flash 1987 #5

[mikyapixie]

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐂 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 #𝟐, 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞!

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐬!

[intentionally-out-of-context-dc]

Original posts containing the intentional misrepresentation

Superman is a fascist (link)

Tim vs Shiva (link)

Damian and Jason hug (link)

Tula committing murder (link)

Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman polycule (link)

Wally West: Murderer (link)

Superman can't apologize to people (link)

Superman's one strategy (punching) (link)

Dick kicking Tim out (link)

[yamasakiko---ji]

[dailydccomics]

Absolute Flash #1 art by Nick Robles

[airwavesbiggestfan]

Little edit I made

[steggymus]

i love kara zor el !! i love barry allen !!

[mikyapixie]

𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐂 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄

The DC Universe as we know it begins to take shape as a mysterious ship crash-lands in Smallville, & years later, Superman makes his debut. Meanwhile, in Gotham City, Batman emerges from the shadows to clean its crime-ridden streets, & after years of isolation from Man's World, Wonder Woman leaves the paradise of Themyscira for modern society. A new age of heroes dawns as Barry Allen recounts the formation of the Justice League through the events up to and leading to his death during the Crisis on Infinite Earths!

[blogtib]

[absolutewriter]

Sugar rush

Before you read, please keep in mind that my media consumption of DC is very limited- I've mostly consumed the animated shows

Barry Allen x Reader

Happy Easter everyone, I hope everyone gets to enjoy some yummy foods, sugar fueled or not!

Summary: Barry indulges himself in the holiday with too much sugar for a normal person, and shared some with his beloved

Masterlist

Easter Holiday, a day where people come together and celebrate… something- family? Who cares, certainly not Barry. The holidays, for him, meant big sales on limited time candies; and while he did still care about having a healthy diet- could you really blame a man with super enhanced metabolism for needing some sugar in his system? Certainly not.

The coffee table was stacked with a couple shopping bags, full of nothing but Easter chocolate and some gummies scattered around in there. Though mostly chocolate. Barry has promised himself to set aside a bag for Wally, having put it in the freezer to keep his promise. God forbid he eat it all and leave the poor kid with nothing, and knowing that Wally liked his candy frozen he just did himself a favor immediately putting it away.

“Having a good day, are we?” You mutter behind him, laughing when he turns around. His face wore a look of surprise, mouth practically stuffed with jelly beans. Walking over you rest your hands on the back of the couch and raise a hand over to his mouth, whipping leftover chocolate from the corners and rubbing the residue on your pants. What was a little mess anyways.

With an almost dramatic gulp, his mouth and throat are cleared from any sugar. “Sweetheart! I thought you were working today.” His smile was nervous, like a child getting caught with their hand in the cookie jar. He turns even more and raises his hands to grab your head, pulling you down to press a brief kiss on yours.

You reciprocate the kiss, resting a hand on his hair and scratching at his scalp. When you pull back you stand back up to full height and set a bag down next to him on the couch. “I figured since it was a holiday I'd leave early and make dinner.” Barry turns to rummage through the bag, raising a brow at you when he pulls out a few boxes of chocolate. “And I wanted to get my favorite speedsters something sweet, but it looks like one of them beat me to it.”

You shrug and grab the bag, pulling it back to you without even bothering to wait for Barry to take his hand out. It resulted in him dropping the chocolate back into the bag so he could pull his hand out. “Wait, does that mean you won't give me any? Speedsters? Plural? You got Wally some too?” His questions rapid fire as he quickly gets up and follows you to the kitchen.

“Yes, Wally too, the kid's working all day in school and his little superhero team. And I haven't decided yet.” The bag hits the kitchen counter and you start pulling out the recently bought ingredients for dinner. “Haven't decided yet?” Barry cries out, laying his body on the kitchen bar counter dramatically, “what do you mean by that?”

“Well,” you start, setting a container of paprika on the spice rack “you bought yourself so much already. Not to mention you never texted to see if I wanted any, maybe I'll just keep it for myself.” Barry slumps more into the surface under him as you talk, a fake pout plays on his lip.

His hands come up to intertwine, holding them together as he raises his head slightly to look at you more, “please forgive me sweetheart, you know I'd never intentionally do something so rude.” His head raises more and now he's leaning on the counter, “I was gonna share when you got home, I swear.” Before you can even turn back to look at him he's already behind you, hands on your waist and his head on your shoulder.

“I'll share with you right now, anything you want from my pile on the coffee table.” He murmurs, his hands moving to hug you more than just hold onto you. It takes you a moment of playful thinking before you rest your head on his, hand coming up to caress his head.

“I'm just playing with you sweetheart, it's all yours baby.” You say, scratching at his scalp again and he buried his head into the crook of your neck with a smile.

“I'll still share with you,” he says, moving one of his hands to grab a chocolate bar from the bag.

[maviyenot]