#Flash

[deesea-ao3]

Drew Bart Allen on a sticky note and stuck it to the walls of my campus sound lab. He watches on and judges students for their piss poor audio mixing technique.

[thebigdadstantineau]

Billy's compromitted

In Justice Leauge, after Constantine solved some magic problem and left Green Arrow: what an attitude Green Lantern: Not surprising that he has no friends. Flash: I mean, he HAS some friends... Green Lantern: You know what I mean. Green Arrow: Friends are a thing, but imagine if he had a family! Green Lantern: Impossible. First of all, there's no any living creature who could love him enough, and secondly, just think of his kids! Billy: /At this point should I protect Con, or just hope that they won't ask me about this?/ Flash: Constantine as a father? I can't imagine... Billy: *trying not to laugh* Green Arrow: Oh, Captain! What do you think about it? Billy: /shoot, shoot, shoot, what should I do?!/ Billy: Sorry guys, I really have to go right now, there's an emergency in Fawcett, Bye! Flash: Emergency? Should we help you? Billy: No, not that kind of emergency you know, just a tiny... local emergency..? Green Arrow: Do you say it or ask? Billy: I HAVE TO GO, BYE!

[hawkgirlz]

the fact that the tweets are still up is certainly a choice lmao

completely forgot he included damian aka a literal child too.

[thedarktowerdames]

Art Credit to Travis Moore

[artverso]

Mike Del Mundo - Flash

[enemies-to-lovers-50k-slow-burn]

quick question

whats the age difference between the main justice league members?? bc i just realized i don't know, but I've been under impression that barry is the youngest, but I've also seen a lot of posts saying that it's bruce and in the end i have no clue

i mean like the most popular squad, yk

[demigodoreo]

Absolute Flash #1

[maviyenot]

[frownyalfred]

reactions to Batman coming up to the Watchtower for a JL meeting without his cowl just wearing a domino mask, in order of hilarity:

oh no he’s hot (Clark)

he’s older than I thought he was (Diana)

he’s younger than I thought he was (Hal)

he has hair??? (Barry)

why do I recognize that scar above his left eyebrow? (both Dinah and Ollie, simultaneously)

good lord how is he so hot (still Clark)

[nightlessnightwing]

AAAAAHHHHHH THEU'RE SO CUTEE <3

They make me SICKKKKKKK

[everydaylouie]

ghost swing 👻 🎸

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

[ch4bby]

The "Sassy" Core 4 are my babies. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE WELL BEHAVED?

Nah, these 4 are little shits 🐛

[gaddaboutgriffon]

Nice changes! Then we also have the funny reaction of Barry/Flash being absolutely appalled of the Fenton lab lack of safety. Yeah let’s get the reblogs working on this.

@confusedshades @kizzer55555 @megasweetbones

Danny sat on one of the bean bags, seeminly intentent on ignoring the ghosts of Batman and one of his sidekicks. "Controversal opinion. Billionaires should be treated like dragons. They hoard wealth, terrorize people and generally be selfish dicks so it should be legal to break into thier homes, beat them up and take thier stuff."

Sam snorted, and Tuckers' eyes gained that particular gleam. "Oh, I would love that!" Tucker shouted seemily oblivious to the two (extra) ghosts in the room. He tapped away on his tablet as he began talking about how they could be millionaires within weeks.

The bats snooped around the room as they spoke. Obviously not caring one bit about Danny's privacy. They would share looks with eachother whenever they found something particularly concerning, like Danny's bloody med kit or the pair of Fenton works blasters lying broken and leaking ectoplasm on his bathroom sink. For some reason the ghosts were very concerned about the ectoplasm but Danny didn't get why.

He thought maybe they would be overjoyed considering they were transparent and likely very weak but instead of olabsorbing it like most ghosts would do to get stronger, they treated it like it was radioactive.

For all Danny knew, it might be.

[freefallintothevoid]

Whenever Bruce can't do something as Batman he sends one of his kids in the cowl. Literally any of his kids. To deal with having to wear the cowl, they turn it into a game: will the justice league notice that Batman isn't the person under the mask?

Spoiler alert, they don't.

Somehow, the league never notices when it's not Bruce under the cowl, or at least that it's not the same person they all know.

Like never.

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Hal: Hey Bats, you look taller today.

Jason, determined not to lose: hm

Hal, sensing danger and immediately backtracking: uh, that's not to say you don't usually look tall, I mean you just look taller today, um did you change your ear thingies?

Jason: *Batglare intensifies*

Hal: uh, I'm just gonna go

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Aquaman: you've been quiet this whole meeting, Batman, even for you.

Cass, currently wearing shoulder pads and absolutely insane platform boots: *a fim huff of breath*

Aquaman: right sorry, I forgot you were dealing with another mass break out from Arkham this week, you don't need to stay for the whole meeting. We know you probably know everything already anyway

Cass: *nods*

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Flash: Morning Batman. *zooms past*

Duke, absolutely befuddled:

Duke, quietly into his comm: you'd think the speedster would have the time to notice

The several batkids on the other side of the line: *laughing hysterically.*

Dick, wheezing: just do the thing where B tucks the lower half of his face into his cape like he's Dracula. You're doing great.

Bruce, from somewhere in the cave, actively giving up on the assumption that his coworkers have at least one working braincell between them: stop comparing me to Dracula, Dick