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[thepinkprinc3ss]

Is this play about me?

“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

[jj0pochka]

mr delulu

[mohish-ko]

★ He went to Zemo for another matter, but somehow ended up spilling everything he had bottled up ★

[miaoua3]

(pairing: joshua x f! reader)

blinking his eyes open slowly, joshua quickly closes them due to the early morning sunlight shining directly in his face. groaning in pain, he turns his back to the window and reaches with his hand on your side of the bed to hug you closer.

except you aren’t there.

raising his head quickly, joshua blinks in pain, looking around the room confused.

it is in that moment that he hears slow music playing beyond the door of your bedroom, from the kitchen he assumes.

and that alone is enough to make him smile and quickly get up.

rounding up the corner, he finds you in front of the stove, whisking something while quietly singing and swaying your hips to the song.

in his white shirt only.

slowly, he approaches you before hugging your waist in his strong arms, nuzzling his face in your warm neck.

“good morning, sleepyhead”,you say and he can hear a smile in your voice.

gently kissing your neck, he smiles “good morning indeed. there’s nothing like your girlfriend making you breakfast in your shirt only that could make it a bad one.”

you chuckle at his ridiculousness. “you are such a simple man, baby. you see bare legs and forget how to act. not very gentlemanly of you, i must admit.”

playing into your little game, he smirks. “oh is that so? well since im not a gentleman, i guess this shouldn’t surprise you.”, he says before he picks you up by your waist, almost making you spill the mixture for the pancakes.

you gasp before you start laughing like a crazy person. joshua in return, manoeuvres you so he’s carrying you princess style, before dropping you on top of the kitchen island.

smiling ridiculous wide, joshua slowly spreads your legs before stepping between them, not being able to resist the urge of squeezing your thighs with his big hands.

smiling just as widely as he is, you wrap your arms around his broad and naked shoulders. looking deeply in his gorgeous big brown eyes, you close your own before leaning closer and pressing your lips against his own.

immediately kissing you back, joshua wraps his arms around your waist, in result pulling you closer.

naturally letting your lips fall apart, joshua then mumbles “good morning indeed.” before going right back to kissing you some more.

good morning indeed.

[sturniluvr]

your camera roll dating Pedro Pascal

[ainasobsession]

Glen Powell talking to fans and taking photos with them. footage from tiktok

[hxsqk]

Ambessa medarda from arcane

[siacherrybun]

yay

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #58

Ace: *watching the news* "Someone tried to fight a squid at the Monstro lounge today!"

MC: *walks in covered with ink* "Well, maybe the squid was being a dick"

[chrispleasure]

summary: maggie interupts matt and ready getting intimate!

warnings: fluff, smut, sex !

not proofread

this was requested my an anon !

the noise of the heardboard banging against the wall is heard throughout the room, whiny moans coming out of your mouth. every time matt thrusts deeper the bed squeaks from the matress moving so much.

“mm’ baby, harder..” you moan, hands gripping his shoulders as his eyes gaze down at yours. “going as fast as you can take.” matt replies, his voice shaky from how close he is.

lustful moans escape your lips, the sounds of slapping from him pounding into you causing you to squirm. “im so close, please baby..” matt whimpers, continuing to thrust into you as you like. “just a little longer.” you reply.

matt freezes, his head snapping to look towards the baby monitor on the bedside table. “daddy? where are you?” maggie cries, her cries being picked up on the baby monitor.

he glances down at you, “could you go? i need to release.” matt asks, moving off of you to lay down on the sheets. you nod, pushing yourself up. you put on a pair of underwear, followed by a sweater.

you climb out of bed and make your way to the kids room down the hall. your eyes are met with the sight of maggie crying, and milo sleeping across the room in his bed peacefully.

“where’s daddy?” maggie sniffles, standing by the edge of the crib. you didn’t know what to say, so you make up something. “he went to go pee, mags.” you mumble, picking her up. “i dont want you! i want daddy.” maggie began to throw a tantrum, kicking her legs.

you put her down, “okay, wait right here.” you reply, walking out of the room. you walk down to the masterbedroom, peeking your head through the door. your eyes are met with the sight of matt getting dressed, the bedsheets changed.

his eyes meet yours, a smile on his lips. “did you sort her out?” he asks, walking over. “she want’s you, not me.” you sigh, rubbing your face. you had been stressed lately, so this made you feel worse.

“okay, no big deal. ill go see her now. dont stress ‘bout it.” matt replies, pressing a kiss to your forehead before making his way to the kids bedroom.

“daddy?” maggie cries, seeing matt’s figure in the doorway. “w’as wrong, mags?” he asks, fingers tapping against the crib. “i want you.” she frowns. “stay here till i fall asleep, p’ease? i scared.” maggie continued, laying down.

matt tucks maggie into sheets and turns on her night light. “nothing to be scared about, see?” he glances around the bedroom. “ill stay until you fall asleep though.” he continues, sitting down in the armchair beside her crib.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ꨄ: it has come to my attention that i apparently ‘copied’ or ‘stole’ somebodys work. which i didn’t, i gave credits and still, it wasn’t enough. no one owns the idea that i happened to write about. for example, no ones getting upset about everyone doing ‘text messages ___ would send you’ since it’s been a trend for so long so i dont see how it’s a problem. and i will be doing it again because i like the idea. and i dont mind if people also use the idea, because im not mean. not starting anything, just expect that if your gonna write on this app people are going to like your ideas and use them whether you like it or not ❤️

taglist: @sturnobsessedwh0re @matthewsroses

[jj0pochka]

mr delulluullulllulu but I finally finished this

...... bonuses 😛

[blastyangel]

Hoyofair Diluc👀

[miaoua3]

(pairing: vernon x f!reader)

based on one of my boyfriend headcanons i did for vernon

you were getting progressively more and more scared. vernon called you almost an hour ago, saying that he was on the way home. except he’s still not home, when he should’ve been there almost 20 minutes ago.

biting on your finger, you were pacing around the living room, wondering how soon would it be too soon to call the police and to report a missing person.

just as you were about to grab the phone and to call him again, the rattling of the keys hitting the entrance door makes you look in the direction of it.

and through the door walks the cause of your heart attack.

quickly approaching him, you start rambling at him “where the hell have you been? i was so worried something happened to you, i swear i was this close to calling the police, is it really hard to answer your phone vernon? i mean seriously how many times have i-“, and you stop.

because something just meowed from the inside of his jacket that, now that you’re looking at it, vernon was wearing in an awkward way, supporting the bottom of it with one hand.

vernon looks at you with his beautiful big and shiny eyes, the eyes that you usually could stare at for hours and love so dearly, but could gauge right now due to frustration.

after a few seconds of silence, you ask while focusing solely on his jacket. “hansol. that better not be a cat inside of your jacket, again.”

blinking slowly at you, he responds “it’s not.”, before he proceeds to pull down the zipper of his jacket.

where three little kittens poke their heads out of.

hansol, smiling widely and thinking that you won’t end his life, says “it’s three cats.”

closing your eyes, you are only able to release a sigh and rub your temples, while he gently rubs the kitten’s heads with his finger.

god, give me strength to deal with this man.

[dedmm]

[ainasobsession]

GLEN POWELL as GARY JOHNSON in HIT MAN (2023)