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Senku brought frigging guns

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LET THEM SLEEP for God's sake 😭

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Disney castle or something like that I dunno

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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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I think my fave part of Dr Stone is when its like

Senku: Damn. If only we had somebody who was super autistic about this niche subject. Character: *heavy sigh* Yeah I know a guy.

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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GIRLBOSS, GATEKEEP,

GEN ASAGIRI💜

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when your son gets locked up

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Back to school

I love the idea of Billy attempting to do "normal" kid stuff, like a now 17-18yo Billy whos been active as Marvel for years now, attempting to learn things he shouldve learned in school but was to busy working at WHIZ radio and doing hero work to try hard on his academics. But he's an adult now so he has to work, so hes attempting to studie whenever he can.

*The league is heading back after an off world mission and Captain Marvel is sitting in the cafeteria working on a small stack of papers*

Cyborg *walks into the room*: Hey Cap! Batman told me to grab you for the debriefing.

Marvel *absentmindedly*: Oh uh, yeah I'll be out in a second.. *erases pencil mark again*

Cyborg *squints*: Is that.. Algebra?.

Marvel: Mhm..

Cyborg *walks over besides him*: No, your doing that wrong, look *takes pencil from a lighting bolt shaped case*

Marvel: ... *looks between the paper and Cyborg*

Cyborg: See, you forgot to square on a) *taps pencil*

Marvel: Oh thank you, I think I might get it now..?

Cyborg: yeah of course! And if you look at this problem you'l... I'm taking over your area sorry..

Marvel *waves hand*: Your fine Cyborg! I needed the help anyway! *goes back to writing*

Cyborg: I'm glad I was able to help, you know if you ever- *pauses* Wait don't you have that, knowledge of Solomon thingy? .. *squints* were you messing with me?

Marvel *distracted*: Oh no, the knowledge of Solomon you know, gives me the answer, but I don't actually understand the actual solution.

Cyborg: .. Oh okay, but still, if you already know the answer, then.. why are studying it?

Marvel *locked in*: Oh. Um, I guess Iwanted to learn "normally". I was never able to get a good education, and the classes I took, in..Greece, couldn't take priority at the time.. *hunches in onself*

Cyborg: Oh, u, I'm sorry man *awkwardly pats his shoulder* if you ever need help, you know you can always ask me Cap.

Marvel: Thanks Cyborg.

Cyborg: Yeah of course! Um.. we should probably go quickly, I don't know how long Batman's patience will last.

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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

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I'd like to think captain marvel would seal most of his negative emotions tight in a jar, especially if it relates to one of his friends. like, usually billy expresses his emotions alot, but when captain marvel is on scene, he feels the need to be a good superhero.

and superheroes shouldn't get annoyed at stuff, or get mad at things that aren't supposed to get them mad!

but, he'd excuse his friends for being mad or annoyed, it's not like most of them were genuinely mad at him for some real reason. ...most of the time. plus, they were human! humane! they were fine in captain marvels' books

but, sometimes, captain marvel could, I don't know, get pretty annoyed at something. maybe something ticked him off for some reason, but not enough that it'd reasonably call for action

so he expresses his frustrations with body language and actions, tapping his foot at the same spot each time getting faster and faster, with a sour look on his face when he thinks people aren't looking. fidgeting with the ends of his cape or taking a walk that'd go on for forever til he calms down. the list is endless, though, it's almost always something billy himself would do too

but it's only ever when no one's looking, because billy thinks that he shouldn't because he'd feel ashamed since, he wanted people to look up to him and see a hero who everyone could rely on, not a childish man child. no matter how nice and humanizing expressing such emotions could be. he was billys personification of heroism, and who he looked up to, so why shouldn't he act the part?

so, even if you'd try to catch him like that, he'd immediately switch back up, his emotions turning back to his usual, normal self, and it would be like he hadn't even done anything unusual in his captain marvel form

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Someone get this little shit back to his nursing bed!

He is unwelllllllllll!

Senku you almost became the human equivalent of a sieve a few weeks ago.

GET BACK TO REST!