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Gonna be real honest if I don't encounter a good loisbat kiss in the next hour I think I'm going to explode. Rereading all their fics rn trying to

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i'm more than capable of loving any piece of media if its well made enough but i can't really go full beastmode on something unless there's one specific fake guy im so enchanted with that it makes me want to light myself on fire. im a shameless favorite character goggles haver

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Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3

Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?

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oh okay

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for every stupid addition to star wars canon i like to imagine there’s a whole in-universe argument surrounding it. it doesn’t make the star wars less insufferable but it does make it funnier

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i’m just curious, is there any artist(s) that you know their entire discography… like everything they ever made is just imprinted in the back of your mind

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2022 battinson & Selina... and Lois... do you see my vision

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superman & batman: generations #1

[ID: Superman untying Lois Lane after he and Batman rescued her. Lois exclaims, "Superman! That was... Magnificent!" Batman is walking behind Superman with a small smile and praises, "Yes - my compliments, Superman! You even managed to work in a bit of detective work." END ID]

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Today's bird is this Cassowary taken by own of my friends

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I love when they hug and Lois is just so short and yet she wraps her arms around his neck anyway

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back to my roots…

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Thinking about when I first moved to Ohio and me and my girlfriend went out for our anniversary date. We thought it would be nice to overdress a little and it was winter, so we were wearing wool hats. We looked very 1940s and it was cute.

A lady came up to me and said: "excuse me, are you part of that society of ladies that dress fancy?"

Me: "No ma'am, we are on a date."

Lady: "the both of you? Like that?"

Me: "...it's our anniversary?"

Lady was prepared for two people in their 30s to be part of a Red Hat Society offshoot, but not lesbians.

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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them