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It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

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Lois… Lois that’s YOUR camera. That’s the camera that’s filming you. That’s. You’re a news broadcaster Lois. Lois.

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Absolute lover of differences between actual playboy with daddy’s money Oliver Queen and raised by a old fashioned english butler, never took his time to party (like, legitimately party like a normal teenager) Bruce Wayne and how different their rasing children styles were.

Because if you don’t remember, Oliver had the playboy lifestyle tm until getting stuck in that island, he was insufferable, new money rich never had any consequences at his peak, only stopping because he got stuck in a island and was forced to learn how to survive. There was no skipping parties for this guy.

While Brucie haven’t seen happyness since he was eight, was raised by Alfred Pennyworth and spent years traveling around the world (ON HIS OWN WILL) to learn how to be THE Bat. Constancy and discipline became this guys motto and I have no doubt that this was passed to his kids because they are crazy.

Oliver who raised his kids to eat the rich, not care about consequences, live the moment and value what they had at the moment, a young adult turned into a man because he lost everything he had so fast and never wanted his kids to feel like they could do something differently vs Bruce who expected the most of his kids because they were always in a death threat so then he would never lose someone he cared about again, a man so desperate for safety he pushed people away.

Craziest part is how much we see those differences in their children in the smallest details, like:

Jason using a full suit every time he goes on a plane and Roy just showing up trying to one up Disco Wing with this V neck. Jason always aware of the mannerisms programmed in him by a over attentive father and grandfather while Roy being more free to wear whatever because at the end of the day, its just another day and everything could be your last moment.

And the more I think about it the more I want to search for it because at the back of my mind I remember more moments of me just going damn, holy raising styles Batman.

I will not search for them because I’m lazy but thats my Ted Talk.

++ I raise you this: Brucie Wayne is just a copy of what Ollie was before becoming Green Arrow.

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"Dick was a terror of a child" "Dick was Bruce's least favorite child to raise" my love there are much easier ways to say that you do not like loud children than projecting it onto Bruce Wayne, who loved raising Dick Grayson's rambunctious ass so much that he gave 3 children a lifelong inferiority complex about it

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I feel weird. I haven’t been in a strong loisbat mood for over a month. Superbat took over… and now Clois…

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hi y’all i just wanted to put you onto this fundraiser for the buffalo nations grasslands alliance. they’re trying to recoup some of the funds for black-footed ferret conservation on tribal grounds that the trump/musk administration has frozen, which is impacting not only the conservation efforts themselves but the livelihoods of the people working on them. the frozen grant is 1.1 million but this fundraiser has a goal of 50,000.

the fundraiser has 24 days left and has only reached 2% of its goal with 11 donations. black-footed ferrets are an endangered lazarus taxon that was thought to be extinct from 1979-1981 before being rediscovered by accident. they’re a miracle of conservation and it would be horrible to lose them for good, not to mention (again) the impact of people working with these animals losing their jobs which is outlined in the fundraiser link. indigenous-led conservation efforts are extremely important for a wide variety of reasons and as someone in the zoology area i feel obligated to share this fundraiser to contribute to those efforts.

i know that things are hard right now and there’s a lot of people and organizations all across the world that need help, so don’t feel pressured BUT if you have extra money and you can contribute to this fundraiser or share it with people who can that would be great.

super cute black-footed ferrets ^

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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely

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creature .

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050425 (most of these were inspired by Back to Square One by rosensilence)

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Clark has had a lot of different personalities over the decades within his "mild-mannered reporter" disguise. They seem to fall on a spectrum of

Obviously different versions fit different needs, so go with whatever one you would choose as default void Platonic Ideal of Clark Kent that you enjoy seeing.

Bonus: does your preference change when he's interacting (as a reporter) with Lois vs Luthor vs Bruce, etc?

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Superman Unlimited #1 (DC, May 2025) variant cover by Sozomaika

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i know i joke about rent-lowering gunshots but i cannot emphasize enough that incest and rape kinks are extremely common. wildly popular. this is something that a lot of people fantasize about, because it’s an easily accessible taboo, it intrigues/scares/interests people and there’s a lot of content out there to absorb about it. it’s really not that out there or extreme to have those fetishes; we are talking top charters on pornhub of all places.

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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]