#The Shazam Family

[hufflebee-with-cheese]

Am I late? Did I do it right?

[heavenboy09]

5 YEARS AGO TODAY, ON APRIL 5TH, 2019

WARNER BROS PICTURES

NEW LINE CINEMA 🎥

& DC COMICS

PRESENTS

A NEW HERO EMERGES FROM THE DC UNIVERSE

WE ALL HAVE A SUPERHERO INSIDE OF US -- IT JUST TAKES A BIT OF MAGIC TO BRING IT OUT.

IN 14-YEAR-OLD BILLY BATSON CASE,

ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS SHOUT OUT ONE WORD

TO TRANSFORM INTO THE ADULT SUPERHERO

SHAZAM ⚡🔴.

STILL A KID AT HEART, SHAZAM REVELS IN THE NEW VERSION OF HIMSELF BY DOING WHAT ANY OTHER TEEN WOULD DO

HAVE FUN .... WHILE TESTING OUT HIS NEWFOUND POWERS.

BESTOWED UPON HIM BY THE LAST MAGICAL BEING ON THE REALM OF EARTH 🌎

THE WIZARD 🧙🏿‍♂️

FROM THE ROCK OF ETERNITY

HE IS GRANTED

WISDOM OF SOLOMON ☁️. The "S" from “Shazam” comes from Solomon, and from Solomon comes Shazam's wisdom. ...

STRENGTH OF HERCULES 💪

STAMINA OF ATLAS 🔋

POWER OF ZEUS⚡

COURAGE OF ACHILLES 🦸‍♂️

& SPEED OF MERCURY🏃‍♂️👟

BUT HE'LL NEED TO MASTER THEM QUICKLY BEFORE THE EVIL 😈 DR. THADDEUS SIVANA CAN GET HIS HANDS ON SHAZAM'S ⚡🔴 MAGICAL ABILITIES.

AS THE 7 DEADLY SINS REIGN HELL ON EARTH 🌎

& ALL BEFORE CHRISTMAS 🎄 😉

WARNER BROS PICTURES

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DC COMICS PRESENTS

ZACHARY LEVI

& ASHER ANGEL

The Greatest Superhero A 14 Year Old Boy granted the power of Magic from a Old Wizard..... Who can transform him from a Boy....... into a Full Grown Demi God.

OH YEAH.

Just Say The Magic Word.......

SHAZAM ⚡

HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSARY TO WARNER BROS PICTURES & DC COMICS

SHAZAM ⚡ 🔴

#Shazam #BillyBatson #TheWizard #TheShazamFamily #DrThaddeusSivana #TheSevenDeadlySins #RockOfEternity #DCComics

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: If Billy and I were drowning, who would you save?

Damian: You two can't swim?

Billy: It's a hypothetical question, Damian. Who would you save?

Damian: My time and effort.

[wonderjanga]

Billy’s Expressions

There’s two things I can see for this.

For the first scenario, Billy barely goes out of his way to conceal his facial expressions when he’s transformed as Marvel. Like if someone even utters the word “cop”, he’ll make the most disgusted expression and look them up and down judgementally. He can’t even control it too. He just does it. It’s an instinctual reaction. Or like, one of his siblings does something good, and before he knows it, he has the proudest smile in the whole wide world. (It embarrasses them cause half the league thinks he’s their dad). Like, he also can’t be included in pranks cause his big ‘ol sunny, bright ass smile will give it away. Or whenever Flash or Green Lantern are doing something stupid during a league meeting, his face is red from trying his best not to laugh and trying, yet failing to keep a smile off his face. It aggravates Batman a lot too because one, it interrupts meetings, and two, for a man who wears his heart on his sleeve, how can he know so little about Marvel?

For the second scenario, Billy still isn’t good at controlling his expressions, but instead whenever he processes something, his face just goes blank leaving everyone wondering what he’s thinking. Like a new villain is telling him, either the hostages or the bomb. Then, his face goes completely blank and stone cold. The villain’s completely befuddled because why isn’t Marvel smiling? Captain Marvel isn’t smiling, oh my god. Is he angry? Can the Captain even get angry? But no, Billy’s just processing how he’s gonna do this without anyone, the villain included, getting hurt. Or like, let’s say Marvel just joined the Justice League, about three months in, everyone knows him as this happy go lucky guy who’s always either smiling or making other people smile. Then, Flash asks him to get drinks after work and Marvel’s smile fades almost immediately. That scared the speedster a little, meanwhile Billy’s wondering what drinks, if he was even free after work, and if he could do this without letting anyone know he’s a kid. Before Billy could even answer, Flash said never mind and sped off while wondering what he could’ve done to piss off the most smiley guy he knows.

[vexfulfolly]

Something possessed me while making this

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Bruce, walking into the manor: Hello people who do not live here.

Clark: Hi :D

Diana: Hey!

Oliver: 'sup man

Dinah: yo

Hal: Hiii

Barry: Heyo

Arthur: wassup

Billy: Hey

Bruce: Why are you here??

Barry, mouth full of doritos: We ran out of doritos

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Bonus:

Bruce: Alfred, why the hell did you let them in??

Alfred, casually having tea w J'onn, whose just happy his son has friends: They ran out of doritos master Bruce, what was I to do? Let them starve??

Bruce: >:(

[windybluebelles]

I don’t think, as a fandom, we have utilitiesed the concept of immortal Alfred along side the Fawcett time bubble.

Now, I know for a fact that it canon Alfred is not immortal and has intact died, I also just don’t give a shit

I’m also fairly sure that time bubble fawcett has never been canon, and at the very least isn’t anymore, I still don’t care.

Just picture, Itty Bitty Billy Batson (orphan whos entire support system from when he was younger is just entirely gone) hears a familiar voice coming through Batman’s personal comms, and just kinda thinks,

Holy Shit that’s Uncle Al

Now he’s obviously very confused, last time he heard anything about his Uncle Al was approximately in like 1954, and he was around the same age as his parents who I imagine couldn’t be any younger than like 30. So how tf is he not brain dead and being fed through a tube by now? (I’m sure there are some very functional 90 year olds but like… what are the chances?)

I imagine that Billy would eventually figure out that Alfred works for the Wayne family in Gotham (I also imagine that he now vaguely know Batman’s identity but he’s also like 12 so why would he care?) and finds a way to get there as soon as possible.

I’m picturing just like, Tim or someone opening the door to this tiny little boy whos holding a box full of pictures and letters and is politely asking if he can ‘Speak with uncle-err, Mr Pennyworth?’

[kyxhiin]

Shazam Family confusing the JL and immortal Billy combo post! (The Shazam fam will only include Freddy, Mary, and Billy. Sorry guys)

The Shazam Family confuses the JL by alot. And by alot it means "Cap' what the hell, what do you mean she's still alive??? HALF OF HER BODY IS GONE!" kind of way. For instance

The JL are on a mission, fighting some alien made robots that can "harm" the shazam fam so they had to be extra careful with this one. Mary Marvel was punching down these robots easily with Captain, until one of them got her from behind and.. BLASTED HER UPPER HALF OFF??? Marvel held her half limp lower half body, but despite all the blood was hollow?

Captain Marvel: Oh.. That can not be good. *In a super calm voice that can only be compared to adding too much water when cooking instant noodles.*

All the JL if not most stopped what they were doing and looked at cap and now the completely if not all with a solemn expression with a tinge of disgust. Flash approaching him first because, he's the fastest.

Flash: Hey man.. Are you alright? *He said, knowing no medical care could save her. CAUSE HER UPPER HALF IS GONE!*

Captain Marvel getting up, throwing Mary Marvel on his shoulder his smile returning but not as big as before: Upsy daisy! Sorry flash didn't meant to worry you all, let me just get her fixed up and she'll be ready to go. I'll be taking the rest of the day off.

And just like that he speeds off into the distance, holding the body parts of what once was Mary Marvel. Everybody's expressing their condolences from the day before for Captain Marvel, all dressed in black (except batman, he's always dressed in black.) with condolences gifts like letters, money (wait does he even need money?), food, flowers, and other sorry gifts.

...

Wait.. Is that Cap? AND IS THAT MISS MARVEL???? WHAT THE #!$!#!@#!?

They all aprouch Cap and Mary and start talking. Why aren't they mentioning the day before? Why are they both acting like everything's okay! And just like that nobody talks about it ever again.

(Does this count as immortal Billy? Lol, if not I'll re-do it. But now to the Freddy part.)

Captain and Jr have been arguing, arguing alot because SOMEBODY ate somebody else's banana bread muffins. And here's a thing, Cap's nice and happy go lucky to everybody, literally everybody including the villains all the time except for.. his children (That's what the JL assumes, lmao.)

Captain with his hands doing the sock puppet thing while Jr was talking to him: Nananana, that's what you sound like right now. Just admit you ate my muffins!

Green Lantern approaching Captain cause he overheard some of the stuff they were saying to eachother. Nudging Marvel to get his attention: Dude, hey. I don't think you can say that to your son-

Jr immediately cutting in cause he heard what Hal said cause he refuses to be called in any shape or form being younger than Marvel (it's the only thing he has against that tractor of a man when he's in his Marvel form, let him have this): Hey! I'm his OLDER brother thank you very much!

He said, loud enough so everybody can hear it. And the JL just stop their conversations and what they were doing, Just to look at Cap and Jr.

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Hi hi, hope you enjoyed this even though this is not my regular posting schedule!!.

[vivalafxxku]

Checklist 1, 2, 3— Wait how many kids do I have?

Bruce getting tired of adoption and puts himself on a ban. Unfortunately, his kids just do the adopting for him and Bruce can't figure out if these kids are new or not.

He is sleep-deprived when a figure runs past him in the manor and goes through a checklist:

Dark hair, not Stephanie

Not dark-skinned, not Duke

No white streak, not Jason

Tim doesn't run in the hall unless it's life or death so not him

Too tall to be Damian

Dick is in Blüdhaven

Conclusion: Cass.

Bruce would then nod to himself, throwing a "don't run in the hall!" over his shoulder and move on to his destination. Only to freeze because he has a hard enough time detecting Cass on a good day, so how did he see her on -56 hours of sleep?

"Sorry!"

That...

That wasn't his daughter's voice.

He blinks a few times, not moving from his spot while he re-catalogues his observation.

Dark hair, not Stephanie

Not dark-skinned, not Duke

No white streak, not Jason

Tim doesn't run in the hall unless it's life or death so not him

Too tall to be Damian

Dick is in Blüdhaven

The figure and voice was... masculine??? So it wasn't Cass

There was also leather, but he already discounted Jason

Who was he missing?

It isn't until he hears an infuriated yell and the sharpie-doodled face of his third son dashing through the hall that he determines that the figure is not one of his at all.

It was one of Clark's, Conner Kent.

Bruce sees Billy for the first time and mistakes him for Jason even though Jason is 21 because Billy looks exactly like Jason did as a kid complete with the small stature, ratty shoes, ripped baggy jeans and dirty red hoodie.

The kids proceed to gaslight him like "Really, B? You already forgot that's Billy?"

And that's not even counting his most mortifying moment where Clark Kent was invited into the manor one early morning and was waiting patiently on the couch in the living room. All Bruce saw was black hair and assumed it was one of his kids even though the only ones close to that build would be Jason (who wasn't coming over to the manor until much later) or Bruce himself. He reached over and ruffled the head of hair, huffing fondly "What are you doing up so early, hm? Pretty sure we have the day off, sweetheart, go back to bed."

The bat and super mutually agree to never speak about it. Yet, the family finds out anyway. (Bruce has no doubt Alfred was the one to tattle)

This amuses his kids to no end and they begin smuggling fellow heroes and friends alike to see how many they can trick Bruce into thinking they were one of his.

(it really only becomes a problem when they put Lian Harper at the dining table one breakfast and Bruce doesn't even blink before scooping her up and cooing "Good morning my darling" as if she's been his since day 1 which wasn't the problem. The problem was trying to get Lian back to return to Roy. They don't involve babies in their plans after that.)

[halfghostwriter]

When a true baby ghost is born— a ghost not born of dying, but rather through the desire of another ghost— they are little more than a core with wispy ectoplasm emanating from them for about a month. During said month, they take on influence from their surroundings in order to figure out the form they’ll take, hence why so many young ghosts look like their parents.

Because they aren’t fully formed until a month after their birth, the parent or parents will take on a far more aggressive, primal form in order to protect their child. The parent’s form will become incredibly monstrous, and their size will increase, with triple their normal size being most common among parents. Their mental state also becomes incredibly instinctual, higher intelligence temporarily being replaced by aggression towards anyone the ghost doesn’t consider family. They stay in this state until the baby is fully formed.

Of course, Danny “don’t worry about it” Phantom forgets to add this bit of trivia to his explanation to his fellow heroes as to why he was taking paternity leave. In his defense, he didn’t expect them to visit during that month.

And he definitely didn’t expect his brooding brain to latch onto most everyone who visited as “part of his brood.”

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

Fic idea where the justice league aren’t hypocrites about child heroes but still ask for Billy’s guardian’s permission to allow him on the justice league.

Depending on the era this can go one of many ways:

Billy recruits Dudley to cover for him and now Dud has to lie about being the Uncle of this totally-not-homeless teenager. He starts genuinely drooling over Dinah and Diana.

Mr. Tawny comes to charm the League. Everyone’s skeptical. Especially Oliver.

The Wizard. Whether it’s the Wizard’s ghost or the Wizard himself who stayed at Billy’s apartment for a bit doesn’t matter either would be hilarious.

The Bromfields roll up and Billy now has to explain that yes he’s technically loaded now and also he has a sister who fucking died?

The Vasquezs. All the kids are running wild, Rosa is fangirling, and Victor is now interviewing the League about their safety policies and looking after Billy.

I mean I suppose there’s others like Mr Morris but I’m gonna end this list with the classic: Captain Marvel pretends to be his own dad again only this time with people who actually know him.

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

I do decree that as a writer I must make Billy Batson a teen dad by way of ridiculous adoptions

[jumpuffed]

Drew @vexfulfolly ‘s low power Billy AU!! I’m going through a really bad art block rn so I’m not too happy with this but I simply cannot contain my joy for the design it’s so cute

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: What happened in 1812?

Damian: The War of 1812.

Jon: When was it?

Colin: 1812.

Jon: What happened then?

Billy: War.

[the-brash-spud]

Billy fic idea where all the heroes and their close ones get kidnapped/transported, and after JL frees itself, there is the questions of where's Marvel and who the hell is that random family - and is that a tiger? Anyway, the Vasquez family tries to play dumb but they're too casual around heroes and other weird stuff.

Idk where the story would go from there, but I can imagine Billy lying his ass off the next time he sees the Leage like "Oh, yeah, they. Eeeeemmmm. I kinda time travelled? Like I'm from the future. Yeah. That's why they're all full of magic like that. They're... they're gonna be the new wizards?" And that either causes him more problems or helps him a bit bc in the eyes of others it explains a lot!

[is-this-even-relatable]

DC PROMPT #1:

So you know how Billy’s last name is Batson? Well think in terms of Norse naming schemes and it’s Bat son.

I want a fic where people think Billy is Batman’s son.

Batman knows who Captain Marvel is, and sometimes Billy has a tough day. Sometimes Batman comes to help out in Fawcett City and happens to run into scrawny kid Billy. So he helps/offers emotional or physical support.

And Billy is a little shit, and also magical as fuck so he’s got Weird-Vibes (TM)

People see this strange, obviously not normal child. People see Batman, the cryptid, whom shadows cling to and is quieter than the night he dwells in.

Yeah that black haired kid is obviously some magical spawn of batman.

And then they learn his name is Billy Batson? Yeah, that’s definitely Batman’s son, didn’t know Batman was norse though?