#honestly that version of Cap just has a report card full of A+’s on How To Adult

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

I do decree that as a writer I must make Billy Batson a teen dad by way of ridiculous adoptions

[puppetwoman17]

Yes yes a hundred times YES. Even better if he doesnt know he’s a kid and either finds out some time later, or finds out with the rest of the League.

“I’m technically older than my dad???!” Yes, Connor, you are technically older and younger than your dad. And yes, literally no one else knows.

Or as a side bonus, the magic users know, and Fate slaps his hand on his helmet in defeat while Zatanna is going through a try not to laugh challenge. Both of them are shocked to see that Connor is calling Cap the “best dad ever.” Champion, what did you do and how did you do it?!?!

I do decree that as a writer I must make Billy Batson a teen dad by way of ridiculous adoptions