#Clark and Harvey

[salparadiselost]

Me and the discord we’re talking about how Clark and Harvey could absolutely destroy Bruce’s custody arrangements. So what does he do? Dates them.

[lovesick-joey]

fyi your dad is a whor—

[dieubius]

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[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

24 year old Clark: Truth or dare?

26 year old Bruce: hn. Truth.

Clark: Have you ever been married?

Bruce:…

Bruce: I’m not sure?

Clark: What do you mean?

Bruce: I don’t know.

Clark: How can you not know this!

Bruce: I mean I’ve been pretty drunk a couple times- I remember a chapel.

Clark: I thought you were the world’s greatest detective!?

Bruce: Yeah but that’s about important stuff.

Clark: How do you file your taxes if you don’t know if you’re married?

Bruce: You think I do my own taxes?

Clark: Bruce!

Bruce: Okay, look I can figure this out. All we have to do is call Alfred.

*15 Minutes Later*

Bruce: Holy shit.

Clark: Of all the people, that’s who you married?

Bruce: There’s nothing wrong with-

Clark: They’re a criminal!

Bruce: I have a type.

Bruce: You know, this explains like seven years of weird conversations.

[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

[theerurishipper]

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First <- Part 3 <- Part 4 -> Part 5

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[camenxi]

love the batman ships where, batman autistic ass always never notices the other liking him one way or another like (like the other flirting with him, etc) . it just flys over his head i think we should do it more perchance.

[morgangalaxy43]

My favorite Batman ships and there dynamics

Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends who are exes who are still hopelessly in love with each other

Bruce and Talia are somehow divorced and married at the same time

Bruce and Clark are golden retriever and black cat but they are both soft idiots

Bruce and Selina both have married for years and exes but still best friends energy

In other words Bruce is a bisexual disaster with a lot of partners who are way cooler than him

[katelvr]

happy national gfs day to my beautiful gf !

[bluebananabarry]

everyone lusting after this old man and his mysterious emo charm (just like me)

Og pic under cut:

[insomniakisses]

Women’s Sport Masterlist

💖 Fluff / 🌧 Angst /🔥 Smut / 🤝 Platonic / 💞 related / 🧬 hybrid / 🐺 omegaverse / 🍆 G!p / 🧛vampire / 🐕 werewolf / ⚡️Modern Au / ✨authors pick

——— B A S K E T B A L L ———

Caitlin Clark

Kate Martin

Emily Engstler

Nika Mühl

Paige Bueckers

KK Arnold

Azzi Fuud

Morgan Cheli

Georgia Amoore

Aubrey Griffin

Sabrina ionescu

Jana El Alfy

Juju Watkins

M L T -> here

——— F O O T B A L L ———

A R S E N A L

Leah Williamson

Alessia Russo

Katie McCabe

Kyra Cooney-Cross

Steph Catley

Lia Wälti

C H E L S E A

Aggie Beaver-Jones

Niamh Charles

Nathalie Björn

Guro Reiten

Lucy Bronze

Jessie Flemming (formerly)

M A N C I T Y

Ella Toone

Mary Earps (formerly)

Grace Clinton

M A N C I T Y

Vivianne Miedema

T O T T E N H A M H O T S P U R S

Charli Grant

Bethany England

W E S T H A M

Katrina Gorry “Mini”

B A R C A

Ona Battle

Alexia Putellas

Mapi León

Ingrid Engen

Patri Guijarro

Aitanna Bonmati

Cata Coll

Jana Fernández

G E R M A N Y

Lena Oberdorf

Jule Brand

Laura Freigang

Sydney Lohmann

Georgia Stanway

F R A N C E

Sakina Karchaoui

Elisa de Almeida

M L T -> here

——— R U G B Y ———

Sam Sullivan

Nicole Heavirland

Ilona Maher

Telling her your pregnant 💖🍆

——— I C E H O C K E Y ———

Caroline “KK” Harvey

Hannah Bilka

[jul3esz]

absolutely soaked and creaming at the sight

[foreingersgod]

HELLO LOVELIES!!

here’s what to expect from me as far as fics go in the future (not sure of the order, but trust they’ll get published)

pony . CC (caitlin clark x stripper!reader)

crowded table . KM (country kate martin x reader)

softcore . CH (angsty caroline harvey x reader)

dress . PB (paige bueckers x reader)

bathroom . KM (spicy kate martin x reader)

feel free to ask any questions or send in messages to me or my inbox! i love all of you guys and chatting, ive missed you sm so please chit chat! much love <3

also feel free to let me know what you guys want first!!

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Christine (Alan Clarke, 1987)

[bruciemilf]

I like the thought of Battinson speaking like a My Chemical Romance song , but also, I think it’d be so unique and so cool and genius and groundbreaking if he spoke like Duchess from Aristocats.

Just him with little Dick? Asking him to PRETTY PLEASE let him kidnap the creepy but cute little kid next door.

“Oh, no, my darling, that’s just awfully rude. You have to ask the little baby first.”