#ANGRY RANT

[docagonthoughts]

MY PROBLEMS WITH THE LEGEND OF ZELDA MOVIE

Okay, hi.

I have a LOT of reasons this movie should never in a million years happen, but my family is getting sick of hearing them, so I'm here to share them with you because I'm very frustrated with some school things right now and I need to channel my anger into something that matters.

First is that it's going to be live-action.

This was a terrible choice on their part because no matter who they cast as Link and Zelda, they aren't going to be good enough for the role. And no, I don't mean as in acting skill, I mean in terms of appearance. They're just not going to be able to capture it.

Second of all, casting.

Casting for this movie will be tricky for multiple reasons. Like I said previously, whoever they choose to cast won't be able to capture the physical essence of the characters. Not only that, but they can't cast a super famous guy (ESPECIALLY not Tom Holland) because Link is always supposed to be a little nobody twink who shows up with a 'i have no idea what I'm doing but I'm doing it anyway' mentality, not some hotshot guy everyone knows.

Third, twink-y-ness.

As we all know, Link is twinkier than a Twinkie, and if they fail to capture that, what is even the point. We need to see Link in at least one slutty outfit with a stupid hairstyle or else that isn't Link, that's just Chad.

Fourth, the target audience.

The target audience is probably my main concern with this movie, if I'm honest. Based on recent media, I've seen many things get taken over by 10 year old humor, Jack Black (no hate on him, but I think ykwim), and bad graphics. That's where I get concerned.

A good majority of the people who love the Legend of Zelda like I do are older than the age of 10 and don't want this movie to be overly goofy or 'watered down'. Like I said before, the Legend of Zelda games are whimsical, but also very dark at times. That's what makes them perfect; there's a balance.

Fifth, Link himself.

If you didn't know, Link doesn't usually talk or have a super distinguishable personality because the creators designed him with the audience in mind. You're supposed to be able to imagine Link in any way, even as yourself.

Now, that's not to say he can't have a personality. I'm just saying that whatever personality they give him will not work.

Not only that, but I just know they're going to make him talk. I know it. Now, i know some people are probably like 'wEll, DrAgON, How aRe theY suPPOsEd to MaKe him INterEstIng If HE doEsN'T TAlK?', to which I pat them on the head and remind them of the incredibly successful movie 'The Quiet Place' where all of the characters were silent and used sign language. In this movie's case, ONLY LINK would be silent, making it even EASIER for them.

Sixth, is Hyrule.

Now, I don't have too many concerns about Hyrule itself since it's pretty easy to make a movie pretty in terms of the landscape, but if it looks anything remotely similar to the Minecraft movie trailer, I will not watch it.

Seventh is the Villain.

My main concern with whichever villain they choose (most likely Ganon, but I think it'd be interesting to use a different villain like Vaati or the Demise), only because I don't want them to act like Bowser did in the Mario movie. Don't get me wrong, I think that worked for Bowser. But for Ganon? No. And I swear to you, if the villain or ANYONE is played by Jack Black, I will have an actual meltdown. (Love you Jack Black, but please no)

Eighth is the music.

As we all know (or at least you should), the Legend of Zelda has some of the most beautiful music ever. The Song of Storms, Zelda's Lullaby, Ballad of the Wind Fish, these are all great songs. If they screw this up, I will hate it.

And finally, number Nine: the essence and vibe of the movie.

This is my other main concern. Can I explain to you why I love the Legend of Zelda so Much? No, I can't. All I can tell you is that the 'feel' of it is what I love. If they fail to capture the whimsy and the wholesomeness but also the underlayer of darkness that the games possess, this movie will bomb.

Let me give you a few examples of other medias that failed to capture their source material:

Star Wars (The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, The Rise of Skywalker). All three of those movies sucked imo because they didn't feel like a Star Wars movie, they felt like a Star Wars fanfiction. This isn't any of the cast's fault, either. They did good for what they were given. But the movie itself (expecially the character changes in Luke) lacked that feeling the other Star Wars movies hold.

Star Trek Discovery and Picard. Both of these shows are objectively the worst Star Trek series. And, it's for the same exact reasons as those Star Wars movies. THE PEOPLE MAKING THEM AREN'T FANS OF THE FRANCHISE!!! They don't understand them, they don't understand why people LIKE them. But if you look at their newest show, Strange New Worlds, it's doing spectacularly. Why? BECAUSE THE NEW WRITERS ARE FANS OF THE SHOW. THEY GET IT.

If you couldn't tell, I'm very passionate about this one.

In conclusion, you can tell that my hopes for this movie are incredibly, painfully low. Can you blame me, though? This is my favorite thing in the world, an I'd love to have a movie about it. But in recent times, movies and shows based off of already beloved things have not been doing well because they don't capture the feeling of them. The people put in charge of these movies most likely haven't played a single Legend of Zelda game in their lives, so they don't get it and they aren't going to be able to capture our souls like the games do.

Thank you for listening to my messy rant.

[rockyztownesys]

sonic 3 credits spoilers below

okay but if sonic three pulls the fucking romance card on sonic and amy's relationship just because she's a girl and he's a teen boy, im going to fucking lose it

like i love sonadow, but you dont see me actively shipping movie sonadow (outside of platonic relations), bc that's not what the sonic movies are fucking about

i HATE the idea that paramount might actually make sonic simp for amy and/or vice versa, i hate it so fucking much, with a burning passion

because the sonic MOVIES specifically are about (PLATONIC) love, family, overcoming grief, making friends, being better people, seeing truth and doing what's right; etc etc etc

AND SO HELP ME SONAMY SHIPPERS IDGAF IF YOU COME IN HERE AND SCREAM AND WHINE AND CRY AND YELL I DO NOT FUCKING CARE, THE SONIC MOVIES ARE NOT FOR SHIPPING, AND ANY AND ALL SONIC MOVIE SHIPPING BESIDES MADDIE AND TOM IS UTTER BULLSHIT, I AM NOT SORRY

COME FIGHT ME, I DARE YOU, BUT PARAMOUNT- MY OPINION STANDS.

DO NOT PULL A KUNG FU PANDA FOUR AND FUCK UP MY ENTIRE VIEW OF THE FRANCHISE, DO NOT FUCK UP THE SONIC MOVIES REPS.

DO NOT MAKE SONIC 4 HAVE A ROMANCE SIDE PLOT OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU.

(also a quick edit: stobotnik is safe guy, dw, i love those gay old men, and it makes sense in the plot <3)

[neurospicyyy]

• Fidgeting and stuttering do NOT always indicate that someone is nervous.

• Avoiding eye contact does NOT always mean someone is lying.

• Having a hard time focusing does NOT always mean someone is lazy.

• Carrying around a stuffed animal or blanket does NOT make someone childish.

• Poor motor skills is NOT a direct indication of intelligence.

Not everyone fits into your box. Deal with it.

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[suratan-zir]

-> open the stalker 2 stream just to see how the game looks

-> immediately see people in chat arguing about how civilian vs. military casualties are at a historic low because russia is so cautious and doesn't want any unnecessary civilian deaths, which is why "they don't carpet bomb cities"

-> close the stream

russia does what it can to destroy us. They physically can't carpet bomb cities because they don't have the air superiority needed to do so. Their warplanes would be shot down, and that's the only thing stopping them - not humanism. That's why they bomb us with cruise missiles and drones. But the cities closer to the frontline? Yeah, you bet your sweet cheeks they’re bombing those into rubble with heavy glide bombs. Please, people, if you don’t know what you’re talking about, maybe just shut up? ffs

[66kenobi66]

Now all the ableism in Helluva is terrible but this one gets to me specifically>>>

T/CW: Ableism, R-Slur

I think it's because there WAS a joke that could of worked here. She's a nurse in the Sloth ring so maybe she's stalling and acting dumb because she's just lazy and doesn't wanna do her job.

BUT NO!

They had to turn it into yet another joke about how all mentally disabled people are just a bunch of useless retards who can't do anything but drool all over themselves and waste everyone's time like the helpless things they are.

Hell, they almost had Blitz call her a retard but they pussied out at the last moment because "Ha-ha, he almost called this random woman a retard because she can't read! Ableism is so funny and cute and cool!! Disabled people don't deserve basic respect!!! 😂🤣😋"

Sorry this has just been bugging me and I needed to get my anger out :/

[yearofinstitutionalization]

57/638 One (🤬)Suga a day while he is away

[j0celynh0rr0r]

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[kmsatm]

STOP COMPARING JONATHAN TO BILLY. YES THEY BOTH HAD ABUSIVE FATHERS BUT GUESS WHO HAD A LOVING MOTHER THAT HE LIVED WITH??? JONATHAN. THE REASON HE DIDNT TURN OUT TO BE A TOTAL ASSWIPE LIKE BILLY IS BECAUSE JOYCE RAISED HIM. BILLY WAS FORCED TO STAY WITH HIS ABUSER. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. AND EVEN WITH JONATHAN STAYING WITH HIS MOM HE STILL TOOK PICTURES OF PEOPLE GETTING IT ON IN SEASON 1.

[lifeofafangirl1]

Simon Cowell is a fucking twat. I’m sorry but how can you expect us to react when you sit down and say that your only regret for one direction is the fact that you can no longer exploit them because the name “One Direction” is still under all their names as solo artists???? Like you’re telling me your one regret is just that you can’t make money from them anymore? Not the fact that Liam had major alcohol issues all caused by you locking him in his hotel room, not the fact that Zayn had a literal eating disorder because of racial bullying that YOU caused, not that Louis was told he had to “grow up” and “not be so childish” and literally developed mental health issues for having to hide his personality because he was the oldest, not that Niall was told he was the least talented and had his mic turned off during his solos on stage, not that Harry was sexualised and called a “womaniser” from the age of 16 and you said yourself “he’s gonna be the sex symbol of the decade” like first of all that’s fucking sick and twisted and second of all he’s was A LITERAL TEENAGER. A MINOR! But oh no, you regret not owning them anymore. What grinds my gears even more is the fact that he didn’t even create the band, Nicole Scherzinger did. He just took all the credit and abused it. Hatred is a strong thing and there is a place in hell waiting for you Simon.

[perseus-jackass]

I’m fucking TIRED OF FANON TIM HOLY SHIT. I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT MAN OMG. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HIS SHIT. I DONT WANT FICS, I DONT WANT THINK POSTS, I DONT WANT EDITS, I DONT WANT TO SEE IT ANYMORE.

He’s bland. How is he both this little precious weak boy that needs to be protected, but also the smartest and best of the bats?

And don’t get me fucking started on how literally EVERYONE is made weaker versions of themselves to make him look special. I COULD WRITE A WHOLE ESSAY ABOUT HOW THESE PEOPLE WRITE AND TREAT JASON JESUS FUCK. OR ANY WOMAN EVER?? And the way POC characters are written about him?? If I see the “creepy Ra’s” tag one more time… Al Ghul family get behind me. Steph and Tam get behind me.

And before you come at me with that “filter tags” I DO. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING TAG APPARENTLY BECAUSE I FUCKING DO. AND I STILL SEE THIS SHIT. BECAUSE TELL ME WHY IM IN THE “______ CENTRIC” TAG FOR A DIFFERENT BAT WITH AN EXCLUDED TAG LIST A MILE LONG AND IM STILL SEEING THAT WHINY FUCKING WHITE BOY.

AND HE WASNT FUCKING ABUSED WHAT ARE YOU ON???? HE WAS A RICH KID WHO WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL FUCK OFF. SURE HIS PARENTS WERENT THERE BUT HE WASNT STARVING ALONE IN HIS HOUSE BC THEY DIDNT CARE ABOUT HIM OMG.

Someone needs to shoot stalker Tim. THAT NOT REAL. He was at the circus then he saw Robin on tv. AGAIN HE WAS IN BOARDING SCHOOL. When the fuck would he have had time to stalk the bats??

If I see one more “Jason was Tim’s Robin!” post I will be on the news HOLY SHIT

At this point if you like any of this stuff get off my blog because I genuinely cannot anymore

[macksting]

"I still want to make things, but perhaps I should just keep them to myself for the time being. For anyone that cares, I’ll still be continuing Heart of Elynthi and the JOmega charity, but once those are finished I will be taking an indefinite break from posting anything online. It’s a decision I’ve considered ever since the first hate wave from about a year or so ago but wanted to sit on it and see if the feeling would persist. I know now this is the best choice for me."

If I catch anybody celebrating this, I am going to eat your kneecaps. This guy is a sweetheart, I have friends who needed the sort of kind, GNC representation of masculinity he presented earnestly, he was humble and respectful and tried to use his platform for good, and you fucking miserable little shitheads, you pearl-clutching jackasses, decided to take one video out of context and make a crusade out of it. Why don't y'all pick a fight that matters? You think Cop City is gonna crumble because you chased someone offline who was supportive of trans folks and was glad to have been liberated from cishet society? Do you think the world is a better place now? If I find anyone celebrating this, I will be eating the forbidden plantain chips that are their fucking kneecaps. I may even let them have a bite. Yes I am fucking angry about this. Is it that important compared to everything else in the world right now? No, but you made one guy's life hell for no good reason, and that's horrible. Die in a fire. And to be clear, I am not angry about this on his behalf. He did not ask me to be angry. He does not most likely want anybody to face consequences for being a shit-eating little cop who feels good about themselves for crusading against a guy who is using his platform to help trans folks because we helped him too. This is for me. This is because I want a world liberated from oppression, not one where folks recreate it in miniature hoping this time they'll be the Big Man and everyone else will be oppressed, so they pick fights they know they can win just to abuse and belittle someone to feel good about themselves.

He was sweet. He still is. And I hope he lives a better life far away from this.

[zebulontheplanet]

Someone getting upset over me saying in a post that I don’t like the r-slur being used: “this can be said about any slur. Don’t put your opinion on other people”

Me: blocked.

I want to be quite frankly clear, I don’t give a flying fuck about your opinion on the r-slur if you aren’t intellectually disabled, and even then, I don’t really give a fuck either.

The r-slur has been used to dehumanize intellectually disabled people and severely developmentally disabled people for decades. For you to ignore that, is just you wallowing in your own ignorance. If you don’t give a fuck then fine, but don’t get upset when I get upset. I’m an intellectually disabled adult. I’m allowed to have my opinion. So sit down and shut the fuck up.

[even-moderner-prometheus]

Hate being a fan of The Boys, and everything on tumblr being about Homelander. I want to see The Boys content, but I filter out Homelander and…?????? Nothing?????? What about Hughie? Frenchie? Kimiko? M.M? Butcher gets recognition, yes, because he’s awesome, but if I want Frenchie content on tumblr I need to be starved of it? Can I see The Boys posts that aren’t simping for Homelander or Soldier Boy? I’m sorry I’m an alien if I don’t want to kiss literally Donald Trump but PLEASE GUYS

all the characters are amazing and well thought out and deserve love!!!!

if you see anything about my boys Frenchie or Hughie or you just like them a lot please please please lemme know I need more than a single fic in the middle of Homelander stuff or a single piece of fan art

Homelander and Soldier Boy HATERS unite (I’d like to punch them in the face)

[luney2mooney]

So I just found out Nyankobflol (gonna call him Nyanko for convenience) got doxxed, so I’m mad, so I’m gonna rant about it

What the heck is wrong with people since when was it okay for acceptable to dox a MINOR because “Oh ThEy MaDe A gAmE oN sCrAtCh AnD iT’s CrInGe” SO WHAT!? THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE!!!

I swear folks are just SO DAMN SELFISH, like ok so you don’t like Sprunki? Cool, whatever, you’re allowed to not like stuff, no one’s forcing to like it, but some of us do like it, but that doesn’t mean you rub it in our faces or HACK A 15 YEAR OLD’S ACCOUNTS, CALL THEM A PEDO, POST THEIR PERSONAL INFORMATION, AND SEND THEM DEATH THREATS LIKE WHAT THE F#CK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU DIBSH#T!!!!

And NO, FOR F#CK’S SAKE, ITS NOT NYANKO’S FAULT THE CONTENT FARMS HARVESTED IT, THEY DON’T EVEN LIKE THEM!!!! Do we blame Gooseworx for the content farms? NO! So why should Nyanko be any different!?

Screw Lankybox, screw BenjixScarlet, screw that hacker, screw the haters.

Anyways now that’s out of my system, JUSTICE FOR NYANKO!!!! JUSTICE FOR SPUNKI!!!

And Nyanko, I hope you’re doing alright… say safe, friend, stay safe.

[buckyalpine]

Here is a list of things that make me mad in no particular order. Angry ranting. Pls ignore this, I'm just screaming into the void. These example apply to very specific situations I've encountered with people who are perfectly capable of doing better.

People who lack common sense. Social awareness. Common courtesy. Saying "Oh my God, I'd never do that" when they've never been even close to said situation but they're now experts on how they'd act while sitting on their pristine Thoroughbred horse, sipping on English tea with their pink so high it may as well be in their nose.

People who say "Well I wouldn't care if it happened to me" or "I'm just being honest" when you point out something they did/said.

When autocorrect/spellcheck decides it cannot for the life of it figure out what you're trying to spell OR it gives you suggestions for every word under the sun except the one you want. All you did was leave out a single letter with the rest of it spelled perfectly and spellcheck decides to go into a coma. So you fix the mistake and the little squiggly red line goes away. Fuck you.

Gnats. WTF is you're problem. I've Googled this shit cause I want to know why tf you can't just fly straight, why do you have to buzz all over the damn place near my head of all places.

Flies. Same thing as above. Why tf can't you just fly straight. WHY NEAR MY EAR. You have the entire world and you decided my room is the place to be? And now we're both miserable because you keep hitting yourself against the window after noticing your grave mistake. I leave the door wide open but you want to keep body slamming the glass.

Giving me life advice on something you know nothing about.

People who don't love their pets. Yeah, you take care of them but you do it as a chore and then complain about it. Those little fur babies deserve it all, give them the best or don't have pets at all.

Holier than thou attitude.

People who laugh at those who are visibly upset and tell them they're being too sensitive.

Allergies. IDK Why tf my body acts surprised as hell every single spring. It's just fucking pollen. Why are you trying to fight it. Do you understand that in your brilliant plan to try and fight the little evaders you actually make me want to end it all because my nose is itching and my eyes are watering and I can't breathe. Food allergies are another level of bullshit. I'll never forget the day this one girl tells me she wished she had allergies? Like it makes you special, mf what??? She was being serious too.

Thin, straight, fine black hair. Can't do anything with it. It doesn't hold hairstyles, doesn't curly, gets heavy as soon as you use any product and 90% of the time it just looks like Snape cosplay. Ask me how I know

Parents who buy their very young children shoes with laces. This is inconvenient for all of us. why tf would you do this when Velcro exists. Your 4 year old doesn't need laces when they have no clue how to even eat cheese with their crackers, mf why did you buy this shoe for them?!

Bananas. Hate them with a burning passion. The smell. The texture. I hate the peel is left out and about like it isn't making the entire room smell. Don't even get me started on banana breath. (Keep in mind this is not me saying I think they're gross. I wish I liked them because they're a super convenient snack and very healthy)

People who lie and say you can't taste the banana in a smoothie. Yes, I can. You always can. You can have 1000lbs of any fruits and that single banana will still stand out.

People who don't understand mental illness/ act ignorantly to those suffering.

Big companies who ask you to donate to stuff. You're going to use this as a tax write off, stfu.

Inflation.

People who laugh at others for not knowing something. Maybe that thing had 0 relevance to their life. Maybe they learned about that because they were taught something else. Either way, how is it funny.

People who laugh at those learning a new language. You're the fucking worst. They are LEARNING. Let them get used to the pronunciation, let them get accustomed to sentence structures, let them make mistakes without being embarrassed. You're the embarrassing one cackling you're damn ass off while they're trying to do something new. You're discouraging them from wanting to continue because you feel the need to be an asshole.

People who make everything a serious debate/conversation.

People who steal. Not out of necessity but just because they can. I'll never forget overhearing this group of kids in my high school bragging and laughing their asses off over how much candy they stole from other kids. They also stole phones. These were not troubled kids mind you, they were doing this for shits and giggles.

Eczema. So fucking itchy, why can't skin just act right. It feels awful, looks awful and just comes and goes as it pleases.

People who clown you for who you find attractive. Why. If I find this person attractive, what in the ever loving flying fuck does it have to do with you. It's just so unnecessarily rude. I don't even get how its funny or why you find it okay to call someone ugly as if this is something they personally have control over.

I'm going to add more to this list.