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taylorswiftshipsbyler · 1 year ago

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"INSTEAD OF DATING SOMEBODY YOU THINK'S GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK COOLER WHY NOT DATE SOMEBODY YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING AROUND"

#wonderful quote #thank you dustin #byler #< target audience #mike wheeler #anti mileven #will byers

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lamarchesacasati · 2 years ago

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Casati set about transforming herself into the world's most amazing woman. She succeeded brilliantly. Weird and wonderful...both scary and hypnotic.

– Colin McDowell, Sunday Times of London

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lightthewaybackhome · 2 years ago

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#homemaking #domestic artist #hearthkeeper #tending hearth and home #lighting the way back home #laura ingalls wilder #wonderful quote #skull girl

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notbecauseofvictories · 1 year ago

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi)#(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

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lovesick-joey · 2 months ago

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youtube content in the dc universe

sequel

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timmydraker · 2 months ago

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Bruce, knowing Tim went out as RR when he was meant to be benched: do you have something to tell me, chum?

Tim, half asleep and drooling in his tea: sometimes Cassie and Kon make me curl into a ball and then use me as a baseball to play catch with while Bart stands in the middle and tries to catch me first.

Bruce: ….

Bruce: what.

Tim: they call me ‘piggy in the middle’

Bruce: …

Tim: somehow Bart never catches me but I think it’s only because he’s laughing so much.

Bruce, completely forgetting about Tim patrolling: I… I don’t know what to do with this information.

#batfam #bat family #dc comics #tim drake #batfamily #dc universe #dc #tim drake is red robin #tim drake is a menace #dad bruce wayne #bruce Wayne #cassie sandsmark #conner kent #wonder girl #super boy #kon el #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect tim drake

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starzovermarz · 7 months ago

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#hm I wonder why that is! anyways!#this is a case of unreliable narrator. cause he actually is always stupid.#another incorrect quotes comic thingy #I don't have any more ideas for these. but I'm sure I'll find more dumb stuff for them to say sooner or later #incorrect quotes #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #my art ☆

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notrobinsomethingworse · 24 days ago

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Robin, pointing at the newly established Nightwing: Aren’t ya gonna do something about him?

Nightwing, full dicowing glory:

Robin: Ya look like you’re goin’ to a shitty disco to get all kinds of fucked up diseases.

Nightwing: Awww thank you little wing.

Robin: That wasn’t a compliment.

Batman: Be nice to your brother.

Robin, eyebrow raised: So ya approve?

Batman, thinking back to the time he tried to convince 9-year-old Robin into a pair of pants: I’ll give you $300 if you can get him to change it.

Jason: Deal.

#He doesn't succeed #Dick has enough confidence to pull anything off and enough stubbornness to ignore everybody #bruce does give jason a pity pat on the back #to be fair he would’ve worn dick down eventually if he hadn’t wondered off to Ethiopia by himself #and in this pocket universe he did change into a normal suit after Jason died…#so… perhaps Bruce does owe Jason 300 bucks #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #robin #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #discowing #incorrect quotes #mine

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incorrectbatfam · 5 days ago

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Tim: Kon texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back and said, "No, YOU'RE adorable."

Cassie: And?

Tim: And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo.

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theendlessnessofbeingme · 4 months ago

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At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

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wondersinwaynemanor · 11 months ago

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Bruce: Jaylad, I need you to be at the Wayne gala this weekend.

Jason: But why me, B? Why not pretty boy, Dickie? I'm sure the ladies miss him.

Bruce: Your brother has a double shift this weekend.

Jason: How about the brat? He needs the socialization.

Bruce: Will be at the Kents' for a sleepover.

Jason: How about -

Bruce: The rest of your siblings will be busy, lad.

Jason: But Bruce, I'll be busy too. And even though I wasn't, I don't want to be around those pretentious fuck - people.

Bruce: Diana will be there.

Jason: Why didn't you start with that? Absolutely! I'll be there, old man. And I'll need a new suit.

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at the gala

Diana: Aw, you look really handsome, little prince.

Jason blushes and smiles like the little boy who saw Wonder Woman for the first time.

#please jason you're such a fanboy #my mind is back at this again #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily #batdad #wondermom #yes this tag #bruce wayne #jason todd #diana prince #batman #wonder woman #wonderbat #dc comics

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ev-arrested · 5 months ago

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is this anything

(Handyman Bill AU from @waty_mot and @LosanPostle on twt)

#if you’re wondering he got set off because he remembered ford hates his ass #not batman again oops #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #bill cipher #bill cipher fanart #handyman bill au #handyman bill cipher #handyman bill #gravity falls incorrect quotes #billford #ev-arrested #ev-arrested art #something something

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thatskindarough · 8 months ago

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“‘I just…I thought you might like to come back, one day,’ Crowley said very quietly. Aziraphale’s foot pressed against his again, and Crowley drew in a sudden breath, as if he hadn’t been breathing properly since Aziraphale had stopped touching him.”

This piece was a commission from the lovely @fellshish for their lovely friend, @alphacentaurinebula ‘s fic What Are You Doing Here? This fic is cute, funny, heartwarming, and incredibly spicy, and I’m very much looking forward to finishing it! Thank you Fells for being wonderful to work with, and happy (belated) birthday to you Alphacentauri, I’m very happy I could do this for you!

#I had the quote the fic it’s just so good #and cute #good omens #art #illustration #my art #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #ALPHAAAAAAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY #I’m so happy was asked to make art for the both of you y’all are so wonderful and nice to work with #I really hope you enjoy it #❤️❤️❤️❤️🎈🎁🎁🎈🎈🎁🎁🎁🎈🎈🎁🎁🎈🎈🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉#everyone go read the fanfic plsss #even if smut isn’t your thing the first chapter is incredibly good as a stand alone #good omens fanfiction

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gipsyjr · 2 months ago

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Batfam playing "Never have I ever" for family night:

Tim: Never have i ever... been presumed dead.

Everyone: Groans

Batman: Takes a shot

Jason: Takes a shot

Dick: Takes a shot

Damian: Drinks his orange juice

#plot twist the orange juice has alcohol #i have vague knowledge of dc but im pretty sure this is correct #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #jason todd #batfam quotes #if your wondering where alfred is #yes #when i say presumed dead it means the person could be dead too that counts

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ao3-crack · 2 years ago

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #basically I wrote this for myself #but you can read it too #me with all of my fics #seriously I write them for myself #then I go through my wips and wonder why no one has updated them in so long

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not-rab · 1 year ago

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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

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