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davantagedenuit · 2 hours ago
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The worst is that only English books troll you like that. Normal books for normal people like French books or German books actually tell you what the f is inside the book.
me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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royalarchivist · 2 days ago
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Phil: I mean, I've not been invited, so... I would just feel awkward. Like that- that elderly person from the Simpsons where she's like "Can I come too?" and then they just like, roll up the window. (2023)
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It finally happened!!! 🥹
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thatsbelievable · 2 days ago
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago
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Last one from the archives
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hansoeii · 3 months ago
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butch wolverine, anyone?
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a-hollow-forest · 11 months ago
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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mambodork · 17 days ago
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This is definitely how it went down
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scramratz · 14 days ago
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fullflapfishalien-blog · 6 hours ago
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Now there's no reason to not run for president next time, A literal criminal was elected so who's to say who gets it next time?
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that’s how you write a headline
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holygrailofgifs · 13 years ago
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sunnis-shinis · 2 months ago
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i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence
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saelrum · 8 months ago
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"Was I sweet once?"
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stardayzzing · 2 months ago
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[Athena & Apollo]
This is an absolutely shit doodle but all I can think abt is how funny it was that Apollo just went "Idk he killed some sirens and I like songs so that kinda sucks" and Athena was like "they were gonna kill him" and Apollo like "Damn ur right"
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kensatou · 2 months ago
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acting strange on tumblr.com with the mutuals <3 | SEARCHING (2018)
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chrismho · 6 months ago
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getting yelled at by the skywalker siblings
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