#well it is but it isn’t
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screampied · 3 months ago
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dicks kinda scare me
me too 💔 it’s not worth it 🎀
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anxietycroissant · 5 months ago
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/53432845/chapters/143045854
Chapter 11 (how did this get so long) of my crazy dreams story is posted! Aka Carmy gets to know Bryan. I think I maybe only have one more chapter to go!
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tariah23 · 6 months ago
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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.
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thestuffedalligator · 1 year ago
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So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).
And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.
And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.
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ciderbird · 10 months ago
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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keferon · 13 days ago
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Empurata!Prowl tries to actually communicate for the first time
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What if he wants to say something but he can’t. What if he has no voice to speak, no face to emote, no hands to write. What if every attempt to communicate a message is essentially a puzzle of wit and creativity and yet, the first thing he goes through all these troubles for. Is to say “I love you”?
Don’t ask me how did they get in this room. I have no idea. They escaped the battlefield somehow haha
Next->
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ghost-bxrd · 1 month ago
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Prompt:
Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.
So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-
Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.
Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…
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defleftist · 7 months ago
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Thrilled to see someone carrying on the tradition of protest folk music. Keep fighting the good fight!
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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RIP Michael Afton, you would of LOVED Foxy’s log ride
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dandelionjack · 8 months ago
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on tumblr you can say words such as ‘doctor who is like mythology to me. it’s like an ongoing cosmogonic folktale’ and you will recieve 5 notes from people that are willing to indulge your insanity. in real life you say things like how are the kids and was your holiday fun and the weather’s lovely this morning. and i think that’s beautiful. autism.com/careers
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sera8273 · 3 months ago
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Odysseus:*Rocking back and forth in a somewhat fetal position*
Hermes:Uhm, Ody? You good?
Ody: *Whispering* You wanna hear something crazy?
Hermes:Uhm-
Ody:Something Crazy!! *giggling like a fucking madman.*
Hermes:……
Ody:*Still giggling while holding back tears*
—————————LATER————————
Hermes:YOU FUCKING BROKE MY DAMN GRANDSON!
Calypso:*cowering in absolute fear from the raging foaming Messenger* well- I- Uhm- I-….Im—-
Poseidon, Zeus, Athena: *Looking anywhere else but the raging Messenger*
Hermes:OH DO NOT THINK THAT YOU THREE GET TO RUN SCOTT FREE!
Poseidon, Zeus, Athena:Fuck-
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bodhrancomedy · 1 year ago
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It was number 5, but I still think that’s too high.
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napping-sapphic · 6 months ago
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Sure you could fall in love with me but would you put up glow in the dark stars all over our bedroom walls with me? Would you paint our mailbox fun colors with me? Would you make pancakes in silly shapes and buy knickknacks we’ll never use and pick up hobbies we won’t stick to with me? Would you live and be silly and be a little dumb and be a genius and be confident and lazy and kind and angry and everything? Would you give me absolutely every side of yourself that you can??
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devilsskettle · 7 months ago
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Bride of Frankenstein (1935) / Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
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thejadecount · 3 months ago
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To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT
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keferon · 2 months ago
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
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