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dicks kinda scare me
me too 💔 it’s not worth it 🎀
#✰ミ݁ ׅ ࣪ 𝒔𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆.#well it is but it isn’t#my ex’s dick would always have a smell of cheese FUCK i couldn’t#like how does that happen
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everyone knows im a true crime girlie but missing people cases genuinely terrify me. how does someone just vanish never to be seen again
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So in our dnd group last week, we were saving a village from a tsunami, and our Rat sorcerer got trapped in an invincible orb by our necromancer paladin (I'm a necromancer cleric) since he couldn't teleport with everyone. He found an old man he tried saving, and he rolled a nat 1 with a -1 modifier.
Our DM went onto his phone for a good few minutes, and our rat man failed so hard that he summoned the literal god of mercy and became a paladin.
Now, our other paladin and I worship the god of death, so we did some research (given by our DM) and he isn't just the god of mercy, oh no.
He's the god of light and life.
The dude failed so hard that he summoned a literal god who is the opposite of the two other religious members of our party.
Me and our Tiefling samurai were cackling from the other end of the table.
#dnd#like how does that happen#failing so hard something good happens#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#it was a fun time
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i love random bruises
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Do you ever just ditch uni for two weeks systemically read every fic in the fandom in the perpollo, dark Percy, protective Poseidon Apollo, possessive Poseidon Apollo, seafam, ect tags, every fic where Percy somehow gets parented by chaos precede to forget to eat for 9 days and then almost fail my degree because I was reading and forgot to go to my assessment
#I might genuinely have a problem#no one thought reading was a health risk till they met me#I had to go to hospital#for the dehydration#because I also didn’t drink enough#my piss was brown because I was so dehydrated#like how does that happen
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So let’s say, in defense of S3-S5, that Lila could actually be a sentimonster made to draw out more akumas from Bustier’s class.
I mean, it would make more sense as to why we never saw her mother (or parents, for that matter) very often; it would also make sense as to how she holds so much power over the class even now, after Marinette spilled the beans to Alya about her secret identity. I mean come on, at some point you have to realize the dazzling new girl has been lying about quite a few things that just don’t add up, especially when you add her early lies about Ladybug and the Fox miraculous to that. (As much as I hate the saltfics where Alya turns into a murderous harpy over realizing that Lila lied about being the Fox, it makes so much more sense that she would be angry and suspicious of her than continuing to blindly follow whatever she says... unless...)
I dunno, just some food for thought. At this point I wouldn’t put it past Hawkmoth to have created a whole new girl out of thin air just to draw out Ladybug and Cat Noir.
(And just to clarify, I have seen the leaks. I do know how S5 is supposed to end, but I reject that ridiculousness. This is way more fun to speculate over.)
#miraculous ladybug#sentimonster theory#sentimonster lila#realistic lila#no spoilers but i have so many concerns over how they wrote her#specifically her parental situation#like How does that Happen#i thought of this during my ml wish au and now i have some Thoughts
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remember in Alvin and the chipmunks: shipwrecked when this guy's motivation for dropkicking a chipmunk was that his dad left him when he was five
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Watched the princess and the pauper today with a couple friends and guess what? This post with Preminger out of all people gets on my freaking feed lmaoo
this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it
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being self aware of your problems is really funny specially if its things you cant exactly change about yourself. im a very jealous and selfish person and ive pretty much always been this way and i dont think its something i can change because of that except trying to be nice which is what i do but i still feel like im better than other people or that i have to be better than other people. now that i think about it this is probably some freudian shit or something because my parents never gave me enough attention growing up so thats why im like this
#isnt it funny that you can feel this way but at the same time also feel like youre not good at anything and worse than everybody else#like how does that happen
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FNAF movie Vanessa’s thoughts when meeting Abby..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#abby schmidt#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#ANOTHER Vanessa thoughts comic 🔥#Vanessa is so funny I love her BAHAH#LISTEN.. many thoughts on this scene#TBH when Vanessa meets Abby you actually can see on her face like#how worried she gets about her being around#I THINK she knew deep down if her father found out about her what could happen#and I think that’s why she gets so upset when Abby is at the pizzeria#BUT I THINK everyone picked that up#THE OTHER THING I DONT see many people talk about#is the fact Vanessa thought Mike had a kid for like a second#LIKE STRAIGHT UP calls Abby Mike’s daughter#SHE TRULY misread the situation#she thought Mike got some fr#love that scene too#especially Abby’s reaction she just says ‘ew’ 💀#ABBY DOES not wanna be Mike’s kid 💀💀💀#I wonder if Vanessa felt embarrassed after lowkey like oops
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My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much
Reference that I used for the face!
#I was scrolling through pinterest and saw this woman and I was like: She looks EXACTLY like how I imagine Stan and Ford's mother to look#my art#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#ig??#caryn romanoff pines#caryn pines#mabel voice: she must have been one hell of a mother to have had to deal with Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford when they were kids!#DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MIGHT HAVE DIED THINKING STANFORD AND STANLEY NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO RECONCILE#DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PLAGUED WITH REGRETS AND WHAT-IFS OVER STAN BEING KICKED OUT- WISHING SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE#DOES THE THOUGHT THAT STANFORD MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO VISIT HER AT HER DEATHBED OR HER FUNERAL SINCE HE WAS STUCK ELSEWHERE??#EVER HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT???#DOES IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG ABOUT STANLEY- SINCE SHE'S THEIR MOTHER AND “WHAT KIND OF MOTHER CAN'T#RECOGNISE HER OWN CHILDREN APART“#THEY MEET AT STAN'S FUNERAL LIKE: “STANLEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED- NOR WHY THAT CASKET AT THE FRONT IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW AND WHY WE'RE#CURRENTLY ATTENDING YOUR FUNERAL- OR WHY YOU'RE EVEN DRESSED UP AS FORD RIGHT NOW.“#“I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON STANLEY- BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE OF MY SONS DIDN'T DIE IN A DITCH SOMWHERE IN THE FLAMING WRECK OF A CAR CRASH-#AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.“#SHE GOT THAT MOTHER'S INSTINCT#stan twins parents
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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?�� in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.
#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know#im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie#or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them#snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow!#but then shes gone…. for a while……#and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book#that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss#the hunger games#coriolanus snow#tbosas#lucy gray baird#not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration#but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause#like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not.#snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time#he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets#and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets#he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved#but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall#he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires
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Bro just had my first third person dream I am a bit weirder four tbh
#like how does that happen#I had 2 dreams one first person the other third#both involving shows I like#I’m so confused but living for it also
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I got the like women more gay
But got the male attractor rizz
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I woke that night to the sound of chaos. Claudia... she was dreaming. Her head, twitching like you would. I can feel her. I can feel her next to me. She's having a nightmare. What's worse than a nightmare? If your soul's projecting out its fears, at least it's up and running. But the absence of anything? The void. The nothing. Pieces... coming back. Hours, nights. Objects surfacing in water.
#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#jacob anderson#louis de pointe du lac#edits#gifs#this is so fucking insane. how does he act like this! how do they write like this!#also i thought from the trailers this would be like a late season breakdown but first episode? wtf is gonna happen after this? GOD!!!#i got less and less convinced of the coloring as i went on but it was too late#iwtv spoilers
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For the twins in time AU, I genuinely wonder what kind of people the young twins grow up into because of Stan’s/Ford’s influence. Especially if it takes years for the portal to get fixed.
(Sorry if it seems like I already sent this question, I don’t know if it got sent the first time I asked)
I haven’t fully fleshed out how Ford grows up in the past but I do have thoughts on Stan presently
#he’s still his goofy brash self as well#but I do think he gets an outlet for all that through monster hunting and trips and stuff#he does get comfortable here though…#I’m thinking we have something play out that’s similar to the science fair#where they get close to being able to send him home and he breaks something or maybe even purposely sabotages it…#and I think he sneaks out a lot too#maybe he uses the secret identities in that way like when he’s in town he’ll pretend to be Pinley pinington#and that’s how he develops his scammy/improv skills#FORD ON THE OTHER HAND#I think he might actually be MORE emotionally stunted because Stan tries so hard to protect him#that it goes the other way#they kind of become reliant on each other in a really unhealthy way or maybe Stan sort of steers ford away from his smart stuff#to prevent the future from happening#not maliciously but yk#like I said I haven’t fleshed his story out as fully yet so I will get back to you#but there are some interesting possibilities#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#Stan pines#Stanley pines
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