#like how does that happen

[screampied]

dicks kinda scare me

me too 💔 it’s not worth it 🎀

[meaningtotellyou]

everyone knows im a true crime girlie but missing people cases genuinely terrify me. how does someone just vanish never to be seen again

[honeii-puff]

So in our dnd group last week, we were saving a village from a tsunami, and our Rat sorcerer got trapped in an invincible orb by our necromancer paladin (I'm a necromancer cleric) since he couldn't teleport with everyone. He found an old man he tried saving, and he rolled a nat 1 with a -1 modifier.

Our DM went onto his phone for a good few minutes, and our rat man failed so hard that he summoned the literal god of mercy and became a paladin.

Now, our other paladin and I worship the god of death, so we did some research (given by our DM) and he isn't just the god of mercy, oh no.

He's the god of light and life.

The dude failed so hard that he summoned a literal god who is the opposite of the two other religious members of our party.

Me and our Tiefling samurai were cackling from the other end of the table.

[sleepngirl]

i love random bruises

[littlesarcasticdemon]

Do you ever just ditch uni for two weeks systemically read every fic in the fandom in the perpollo, dark Percy, protective Poseidon Apollo, possessive Poseidon Apollo, seafam, ect tags, every fic where Percy somehow gets parented by chaos precede to forget to eat for 9 days and then almost fail my degree because I was reading and forgot to go to my assessment

[mariharem-trash-heap]

So let’s say, in defense of S3-S5, that Lila could actually be a sentimonster  made to draw out more akumas from Bustier’s class.

I mean, it would make more sense as to why we never saw her mother (or parents, for that matter) very often; it would also make sense as to how she holds so much power over the class even now, after Marinette spilled the beans to Alya about her secret identity. I mean come on, at some point you have to realize the dazzling new girl has been lying about quite a few things that just don’t add up, especially when you add her early lies about Ladybug and the Fox miraculous to that. (As much as I hate the saltfics where Alya turns into a murderous harpy over realizing that Lila lied about being the Fox, it makes so much more sense that she would be angry and suspicious of her than continuing to blindly follow whatever she says... unless...)

I dunno, just some food for thought. At this point I wouldn’t put it past Hawkmoth to have created a whole new girl out of thin air just to draw out Ladybug and Cat Noir.

(And just to clarify, I have seen the leaks. I do know how S5 is supposed to end, but I reject that ridiculousness. This is way more fun to speculate over.)

[when-wax-wings-melt]

remember in Alvin and the chipmunks: shipwrecked when this guy's motivation for dropkicking a chipmunk was that his dad left him when he was five

[its-laurel]

Watched the princess and the pauper today with a couple friends and guess what? This post with Preminger out of all people gets on my freaking feed lmaoo

this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

[ballshurgler]

as far as tumblr whoopsies go, videofame posting loli hentai on main has to be one of the worst I've seen happen live

[worldend]

being self aware of your problems is really funny specially if its things you cant exactly change about yourself. im a very jealous and selfish person and ive pretty much always been this way and i dont think its something i can change because of that except trying to be nice which is what i do but i still feel like im better than other people or that i have to be better than other people. now that i think about it this is probably some freudian shit or something because my parents never gave me enough attention growing up so thats why im like this

[herobrine4hire]

I'm so productive at work (failed 5 keyboard repairs because all 3 spare keyboards we have are slightly different so they will not work)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa’s thoughts when meeting Abby..

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

[effrvsnt107]

Bro just had my first third person dream I am a bit weirder four tbh

[buddhistanchovies]

I got the like women more gay

But got the male attractor rizz

[cuntylestat]

I woke that night to the sound of chaos. Claudia... she was dreaming. Her head, twitching like you would. I can feel her. I can feel her next to me. She's having a nightmare. What's worse than a nightmare? If your soul's projecting out its fears, at least it's up and running. But the absence of anything? The void. The nothing. Pieces... coming back. Hours, nights. Objects surfacing in water.