#like how does that happen

[cliffsnotes]

right now I am thinking about how Stefan misspelled his own name on his record of public service.

is it bc bekowsky is americanized and it’s actually bekowski or is he just stupid?? did he do it on purpose?? the world will never know

[screampied]

dicks kinda scare me

me too 💔 it’s not worth it 🎀

[kaikai69]

I don’t understand bullying. Yes, I have been bullied but honestly??? It’s kinda stupid. I mean, you’re devoting so much time to saying mean things to/about me and expect me not to take it as friendship??? Bffr

[meaningtotellyou]

everyone knows im a true crime girlie but missing people cases genuinely terrify me. how does someone just vanish never to be seen again

[st4rshower]

help i am actually so fascinated by how on tumblr u can drag the little blue post button and make a trail of icons

like i am not kidding i have been playing wiv this for foxying hours :3

[aria-bun]

So in our dnd group last week, we were saving a village from a tsunami, and our Rat sorcerer got trapped in an invincible orb by our necromancer paladin (I'm a necromancer cleric) since he couldn't teleport with everyone. He found an old man he tried saving, and he rolled a nat 1 with a -1 modifier.

Our DM went onto his phone for a good few minutes, and our rat man failed so hard that he summoned the literal god of mercy and became a paladin.

Now, our other paladin and I worship the god of death, so we did some research (given by our DM) and he isn't just the god of mercy, oh no.

He's the god of light and life.

The dude failed so hard that he summoned a literal god who is the opposite of the two other religious members of our party.

Me and our Tiefling samurai were cackling from the other end of the table.

[sleepngirl]

i love random bruises

[littlesarcasticdemon]

Do you ever just ditch uni for two weeks systemically read every fic in the fandom in the perpollo, dark Percy, protective Poseidon Apollo, possessive Poseidon Apollo, seafam, ect tags, every fic where Percy somehow gets parented by chaos precede to forget to eat for 9 days and then almost fail my degree because I was reading and forgot to go to my assessment

[when-wax-wings-melt]

remember in Alvin and the chipmunks: shipwrecked when this guy's motivation for dropkicking a chipmunk was that his dad left him when he was five

[brain0worm]

My psychologist drew parallels between me and Tim Drake after a long as rant about what I interpret Tim to be like.

I was so shocked about how accurately she described why I must like Tim—

Did I rant about Bruce Wayne/Batman for over half my therapy session?

Yes.

Did my therapist say we are now going to be using Bruce Wayne as part of my therapy from now on?

Also yes.

Did she point out far too many similarities as to why I favor Batman and all of my issues?

Also, unfortunately and embarrassingly, yes.

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[sunflowervolum-6]

fucking fuck

[cronchy-baguette]

double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....

[worldend]

being self aware of your problems is really funny specially if its things you cant exactly change about yourself. im a very jealous and selfish person and ive pretty much always been this way and i dont think its something i can change because of that except trying to be nice which is what i do but i still feel like im better than other people or that i have to be better than other people. now that i think about it this is probably some freudian shit or something because my parents never gave me enough attention growing up so thats why im like this

[rooniearts]

Consider: Silver with hearing loss

[aphel1on]

AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be