#Batdad

[ky-landfill]

Somewhere warm.

[7redmoon]

I love that you gave him upset cat ears

Panel redraw!!

[kenwio]

Joker's kid! reader x batfamily

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Author's note: I've been reading a lot of batfam x reader, and today I got this idea in my mind. I don't know if someone wrote something similar, and I apologize if so.

Warnings: English is not my first language, and it may contain grammar mistakes.

All in all, it's just a quick sketch I wanted to share with the world. I hope you will enjoy reading it. And I may write something more on this.

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Joker's kid! reader, who hates his father, because he never cared, he sees you as his pawn, way to lure Batman in

Joker's kid! reader, who, without any connection to the real world, understands, that the way Jokers acts is just not right

Joker's kid! reader, who barely has any sanity and has so many mental issues, that they don't even know how to untangle their emotions or what they feel

Joker's kid! reader, who hopes that one day, Batman would put their dad into the prison for good. But this hope is crushed every time more with every Joker's escape from prison

Joker's kid! reader, who hoped that his mother would take them with her, but when she never did, was too busy with building her new life. After that, they started to think that they were too much of the burden

Joker's kid! reader, who has to hide in the corners of the crime alley, because they have nowhere to go until Joker breaks out and find them again. They are so scared, hungry, cold, but they know there is practically nothing they can do

Joker's kid! reader, who is afraid of Batman. They themselves saw how many times their father. Yet, they can't help but feel something light bubbling in their chest as they look at him.

Joker's kid! reader, Who is weirded out by how Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood and Nightwing act around batman, but they found themselves fascinated by it

Joker's kid! reader, who saw and decided to follow Batman out of desperation. They just wanted to this all end, and at least, Batman could do that, they saw her

Joker's kid! reader, who was scared by how long Batman was silent, how he stared at them. How he crouched down to their level. It felt like he was looking in their soul. Of course he knows who their are, he just never expected them to come to him. They may never know, but he was so relived to see that the this kid was not following their father.

Joker's kid! reader, who was shocked by how gentle Batman's voice sounded, how gently he put his hand on the shoulder, how he led them to his batmobile, how he gently buckled up their belt, how he put blanket on them (why would Batman have a spare blanket in the batmobile?).

Joker's kid! reader, who had to spend so much time in the medbay, not only because they were malnourished, but because they had so much health issues.

Joker's kid! reader, who is visited by Batman on many occasions, and were shocked by his care. Why he was so caring? Gentle? Was it a part of some elaborate scheme?

Joker's kid! reader, who had to learn identity of Batman and batfamily, because they would be moved to the manor. At one hand, it was a good change, but they were so scared.

Joker's kid! reader, who recives unpleasant glances from all the family: Dick looks at them like they are sick animal, Jason looks like their are a ticking bomb, Tim like they are remnants of his nightmares, Damian like they are disgusting criminal.

Joker's kid! reader, who think they all will hate them more because they keep breaking things (they just don't know how to use them). Alfred looks at them with such an intense gaze, that they couldn't help but shiver.

Joker's kid! reader, who looks at interactions between Bruce and wounders if this is how familiar is? Is it supposed to be warm like this? Is that care? Is that what happiness is?

Joker's kid! reader, who thinks that they are so out of place. They do not deserve this, not after what their father has done.

Joker's kid! reader, who just want to have be a part of family too

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Thank you so much for reading! Please, feel free to share your opinions. I hope you have a good day!

[idrawdoodles]

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

learning about fawcett comics makes the billy BATson thing even funnier in retrospect because, yeah, it genuinely is a coincidence and billy and bruce were never supposed to exist anywhere near each other, but now they do and it's hilarious

[batdadtruther]

BATDAD U WILL ALWAYS BE LOVEDDD

imagine Batman had to take care of the rest of the Justice League members after a magic user turned them into toddlers/ kids

Bruce: *warms Clark's bottle*

Bruce: *sets Diana in a playpen*

Bruce: *burps Hal*

Bruce: *changes Ollie's diaper*

Bruce: *puts Barry on a child leash*

Bruce: *gives Arthur a bath*

Bruce: *puts J'onn in a Martian onesie*

Bruce: *gives Vic a green teddy bear*

Bruce: *sings Dinah a lullaby*

Bruce: *plays peek-a-boo with Zatanna*

Bruce: *holds a baby photoshoot for Carter and Shayera*

Bruce: *downloads Little Einstein for Ray*

Bruce: *puts an iPad in front of Ted*

Bruce: *starts training Billy to be Robin*

[later, back to normal]

Ollie: We're gonna pretend we don't remember all that?

Everyone: Yep.

[bibibusinessman]

Bruce to his kids on a daily basic specifically Tim

[ghost-bxrd]

Batfamiky shenanigans prompt, mainly Dick and the titans: Things are bad when your teammates are willing to tattle on you to batman aka his Dad. The titans call batman when they notice he's getting a little paranoid about slade who died recently. Thinking he's back or he's still alive. Obviously Bruce is a little worried. But he knows people can come back to life. So he comes to titan tower to check on him. Maybe he brings a baby Jason with him strapped to his back (lol basically how Bruce tells Dick he has a brother now).

Now I’ve gotta think of the hilarity that is Bruce just flinging Jason at a paranoid and shaky Dick like a child sized stress ball and going: “here, cuddle your new b(r)other. It’s gonna calm you down” :)))) in true Bruce fashion because that man can’t do words for shit. He’ll just sit there and brood and hope the little brother cuddles will make everything better 😂

(Also— Bruce opening his own investigations into making double sure Slade is dead)

[fablehaven-rulez]

Oh my god, this is so cute

One of my favorite little things in superbat fanfics is when Clark is fully expecting to have to pull affection out of Bruce like he’s pulling teeth only to come to the conclusion that Bruce’s love language is physical touch.

Like Clark 100% is expecting to have to basically bombard Bruce with his love but it lowkey ends up the other way around.

Like Clark is standing in a sun spot in the manor. Eyes closed just soaking up all the suns energy and he feels Bruce’s arms rap around his waist and lays his head in between Clark’s shoulder blades, and Clark melts

or

Clark is talking to Alfred in the kitchen early in the morning and is leaning up against the counter and he hears Bruce’s heart beat before he walks in, and Bruce puts his hand in Clark’s back pocket “16 Candles” style and kisses his cheek and nuzzles his head in Clark’s neck for a few seconds before going to sit down for breakfast. Clark falls a little more and Alfred just looks at them with so much pride and joy because his son is finally happy

or

Bruce comes back home after a really rough day from W.E.. He walks into the manor and sees Clark lounging on the couch reading and just collapses onto him and hides in Clark’s chest because he can finally let go of the Brucie persona when he’s in Clark’s arms.

And Clark is so grateful because he knows how hard it is for Bruce to feel safe enough to be vulnerable and he’s so happy that Bruce loves and trusts him so much that he feels he can do it so easily and oh my god someone please stop me I’m actually gonna cry😭

Please recommend me fics like this PLEASE

[v00do-d0ll]

I love Bruce and Alfred’s relationship so much. I love how much Alfred loves and cares for Bruce because sometimes it feels like he’s the only one that does.

I was just reading a superbat fic where Bruce gets hurt and Clark is talking to Alfred about how to care for him, and how to get Bruce to trust him and I kinda wish people played into Bruce’s separation anxiety, a little bit more. And I know that it sucks that he has separation anxiety, but it can be used in a cute way between Bruce and Alfred.

Since Bruce was a kid, he always wanted to be around Alfred. Alfred was his only friend for the majority of his life and he didn’t wanna be away from him and I think we should take that into adult hood.

Obviously, it has calm down in his adult life especially because he left Gotham for years, but I think it should still be there in small ways that most of the Batfam and Clark don’t pick up on.

Like Bruce not being able to go out and patrol, but is strong enough to wander the manor. So he just follows Alfred around as he does his daily duties, they talk here and there and Bruce helps Alfred anywhere the man will allow. But he mainly just stays in his vicinity watching over him.

or

Bruce just kind of needing to know where Alfred is at all times. Waking up and immediately going to the kitchen and not seeing Alfred there so he goes searching for him. Half asleep just wondering the halls, Alfred finds him looking for something..

“Master Bruce? May I inquire what you are looking for?” and Bruce turns around, looks at him and visibly relaxes. He doesn’t say anything he just grunts and walks back towards the kitchen and Alfred follows with a small smile.

or one of my favorites

Bruce gets de-aged into a 8 year old. Is freshly traumatized and he doesn’t want anyone but Alfred. He runs from all the kids and Clark, and doesn’t trust anyone but the butler.

He doesn’t speak at all, and just clings to Alfred’s leg and flinches from anything and everyone. He doesn’t want to sleep by himself in what he knows to be his parent’s room. So he sleeps with Alfred in the butlers quarters.

Everyone is between fawning over how cute Bruce and Alfred’s relationship is, and on the verge of tears every time he flinches away from them. Only to fawn again as they watch Bruce allowing Alfred to scoop him up and hide in his neck.

[noooodle-snek]

Bruce showing Jason around after he first brings him home

Bruce: ...and don't worry all the chandeliers are reinforced so they won't break while you swing on them

Jason: Why would I do that?

Bruce: ...you don't want to swing on the chandeliers and parkour around the furniture?

Jason: No???

Bruce, tearing up: thank you

[idrawdoodles]

[angicoforest]

No anatomy just darkness

[darkcrowprincess]

Things are bad when your teammates are willing to tattle on you to batman aka your DAD!

Batfamily shenanigans: you know things are bad for you (mentally, physically or both) when your teammates are threatening to call your dad/siblings/children to talk some sense into you. Like once their teams find our they have these big families it's basically their only card to play when their resident bird or bat is overworking themselves or going a little off the deep end.

Dick to his team: You called my dad/brother's! You tattled on me to me family!

The titans who just watch Dick go through his paranoid slade is probably still alive arc: You were freaking us out what were we suppose to do?

Tim Drake to the young justice: You tattled on me to my family!

Kon: You haven't slept in four days and your body is almost made up of more coffee than blood! Yes I called your family!

Damian: You tattled on me to Dick and Father!

Jon: I was worried about you Dami!

Red hood: You called my family?!

Roy: in hindsight I know you and Bruce still have issues you're working out, but you were starting to freak me out dude.

yesss!! this is such a cute idea and they so totally would!

Once the secret is out you best believe Batman is being called for both the most mundane things: "i needed help opening this jar." "the tv remote is over there but im so comfy." "whats eight times nine." or the last line of defense against his childrens self destruction

Because the kids might be willing to push their friends away to complete the mission- but the second Bruce shows up and growls "robin." in that tone, yeah ok dad, ill go to bed, oh you brought me some food? im eating that, yeah ive been eating regular meals, of course i have, so sorry to have bothered you, 😭hi dad, yes i need a hug please and thank you, etc etc

[bibibusinessman]

Quotes from my life as members of the Batfam

Bruce Wayne: do you do drugs recreationally?

Tim Drake: no I do them competitively.

Jason Todd: my hands are rated E for everyone.

Bruce Wayne: “laughs in rich” exquisite shot Reginald

Stephanie Brown: I’ll doctor Phil you

Tim Drake: what time is it?

Jason Todd: time to get a fucking watch

Tim Drake: *looks at his wrist* it’s not time yet

*Loud bang*

Stephanie Brown: Woah a drive by!