#this fam

[izzy-prizzy]

i love how one day garp came for his regular (i mean yearly) visit at windmill village and..

garp: hmm.. head count time! gather 'round boys!

garp: one, two, three!

garp: all three! phew! thank god you guys didn't die off somewhere. anyways how are my pookie wookie little grandsons-

garp: ....

garp: three!?

garp: but last time i had two!!??

[fandomsbyladymelodrama]

@salzrand - Fam portrait <3

[inverted-typo]

Ooh fancy pants rich McGee over here ✨

[itsdabatt]

Breaking News: Gotham Crime lord and Child Vigilante Accomplice Harass Innocent Taco Bell Employee (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Those dastardly Baja Blast Brothers

[adhara2034]

Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[nitw]

i've been waiting for gravity falls to become relevant again so i could share one of my favorite underrated bits from the entire show. like it's only episode 2 but this whole segment just makes me lose my shit. i think jason ritter's exasperated line delivery is what makes it

[wetsandmemories]

dick: you were gone for months, everyone though you were insane or else, dead even, you cut off all of the contacts with your family, friends and colleagues. and now turns out you what. almost joined an ancient murderous cult? lost an organ? have committed a few terroristic attacks? and fraud?

tim: it was my hot girl summer

dick: you've been banned from seven different countries

tim: not me being a girlypop

dick:

tim: also, is it a terroristic attack if you attack terrorists?

[wwapich]

helping out 🌱

[boringa55binch]

That's his signature look, Vanessa

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Jason hitting the panic button in his sleep cuz he was still in his uniform and rolled over but because he’s in one of his safe houses the signal is all messed up and the Batfam is in chaos trying to find him but Jason is just “zzzz” the whole time

[soaked-doors]

harder better faster strong world

[inverted-typo]

Went into record store this week and decided to slap them onto Please Please Me

[angel-bitch-boy]

Dick pushing thirty is forever funny to me. I imagine he pouts in the corner anytime Damien or Jason jokingly call him "old man"

Once during a particularly stressful mission he came back and took a shower only to notice a single grey hair amongst the black. He was basically that scene in howls moving castle where he threw himself on the nearest surface and wallowed until Kori had to reassure him he was still young.

He works on a mission with Bruce and is beaming when an officer comes up to him and he's expecting a "thanks kid" like the old days or maybe a "hey bro" in solidarity but the officer just shakes his hand and says "thank you sir"

Dick cries for a week.

[itsdabatt]

baby’s first homicide case

(inspired by supernatural’s painfully awkward season 1 promos)