#source: incorrect quotes

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Mordecai: Ah the humble apostrophe. The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.

Rocky: Also the difference between “well fuck” and “we’ll fuck.”

Mordecai:

Mordecai: Yes that too.

[doththymayo]

Davey: Jack, are you getting enough sleep?

Jack: Sometimes when I sneeze I close my eyes.

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

Ed: *gets down on one knee*

Stede: Oh my god, it’s finally happening

Ed: *trying to put on dress shoes*

Stede, tears in his eyes: He’s finally wearing something besides leather

[chaoticwarrior]

Cleo: Valentine’s Day is a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart- shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Frankie: I wrote you a poem.

Cleo, already crying: You did?

[aestophobia]

passionfruit incorrect quotes for the soul?

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Beck: Thanks, fam!

Andre: Oh no...

Tori, crying: I love you too!

Robbie: Sounds fake, but okay.

Cat: *A flustered mess*.

Jade: Can i get a refund?

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.

Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:

[greenapplebling]

Tim: Who suffers more, God or us?

Jason: God will suffer when I get there

Dick: And that's why he won't let you die for real

Jason: Cursed with immortality? Outrageous...

Tim: Or cursed to spend your other life in the limbo

Jason: I'm banned from Hell too??

[halyasgirl]

Daniel…

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[my-deer-legolas]

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Your polls are slipping, Bruce.

Duke: Better get with it.

Bruce: Kids, being your dad isn’t an elected position. I don’t have to respond to polls.

Cassandra: ?

Damian: Not elected?

Dick: You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Bruce: Exactly.

Jason: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Bruce: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking.

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

[aestophobia]

Penny: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Constance and Ocean's convo?

Noel: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Ricky: I'm in the washing machine.

Mischa: I'm in the closet.

Noel: We accept you Mischa. <3

Mischa: No I'm literally in the closet.

Noel: Love is love. <3

[stephreynaart]

Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested

But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec