#source: ok ko

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: Anyway, I better get this one home. See you, Superman.

Jason, a 6’4 anti hero crime fighting machine who threw down with Batman multiple times, sleepy as fuck: No! No no no no

Bruce, carrying him like a toddler: Yes ~

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

*after the army challenge*

Duncan: Haha, it worked!

Heather: Yeah, but if it hadn’t, the other team would’ve wiped us out.

Duncan: Well, sure. If you wanna be, like, a bummer about it.

[incorrect-edens-garden-quotes]

Jean: *puffing out a raging fire*

Jean: Quick Eloise, cry on it!

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Bloo: *trying to put out a fire*

Bloo: Quick, Eduardo, cry on it!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Usher: Edgar, do you know what’s going on?

Edgar: Almost never.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Arpeggio: You tried and failed! For the last time!

Dimitri: Oh, I bet we could fail way more times!

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Shantae: Bolo, do you know what's going on?

Bolo: Almost never.

[flickynightdarkness]

Mojo Jojo: [points to Boxman, himself and Father] You, me and Father will go and check on those Delightful Children. Which leaves red cat and HIM here. Together to go handle the Endive situation

Boxman: [laughs] Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?

Mojo Jojo: Of course I do. These two what we see are the pure evil and same coloured villains being paired together

[shadow-coolness]

K.O: My Dad is a hero turned supervillain and has an eviler alter ego!

Rad: Well thats a pretty hardcore origin story.

*Enid kicks him in the shin*

[cyber-streak-2]

Tarn: Why’d you go there to fight me?

Megatron: You wanted to!

Tarn: Why’d you go and drag up the past?

Megatron: You wanted to!

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Camille: Okay, Jarrod How did you pull off those cool moves yesterday?

Jarrod: Pfft. Tss. Kehhh. I’ve realized that the whole world is a pizza of suffering and torment. The dough is betrayal, the cheese is the laughter from my so-called friends, and there's never enough sauce.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Strong Bad: Welcome, losers! It's me, Strong Bad! Homestar: Yeah, we know it's you, Stwong Bad. Marzipan: You can't say welcome, you came here! Plus you're not welcome, like, at all. Go away!

[ladymiraclewings]

Vesperia: Pegasus, do you know what’s going on? Pegasus: Almost never.

[pen-guin-writez]

K.O.: Daddy, how long are you gonna live for?

Professor Venomous, to some important business guy he’s talking to: Uh, one minute:

K.O., petrified: One minute??

[thenexusobservatory]

Hm. That was a bit of a reblog spree, huh.

Maybe I should make a sideblog for myself.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Haha, it worked!

Sean: Yes, but if it hadn’t, that thing would’ve wiped us out.

Geoffrey: Well, sure. If you wanna be, like, a total bummer about it.