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on similar topics, silly question:
EDIT I FORGOT A MULTIPLE OPTION feel free to click whichever you care about MOST or otherwise the I just like poker option. My b!!
#[soliloqueue]#[survey says]#hmmm. so many tags#poker night#poker night ati#poker night 2#ash williams#evil dead#sam and max#sam & max#borderlands#claptrap#venture bros#brock samson#tycho brahe#penny arcade#the heavy#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#monkey island#reginald van winslow#glados#portal#strong bad#homestar runner#i THINK rgats everypne#hello everyone
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Bentley: I'll shoot your family!
Sly Cooper AU where instead of a crossbow Bentley has a fucking gun
#[slightly to the left]#[incorrect quotes]#[guest star]#LEGALLY i had to. legally#source: ......whats it called uhh#source: bill cipher has a gun#ill check tmrw akdhhshd and probably do the rest of it#[soliloqueue]
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Reviews with pics of Swiss Army Man, Prisoners, and Being Flynn. Also a truly weird split photo of PD and Cillian Murphy.
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#my science is off the charts (muse ; music)#during one of my rad soliloqueues ill pratfall butt backwards (ooc ; queue)
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QBDKWNND i rarely use it but yall know how my queue tag is tfque?? WHAT IF hear me out:::::: soliloqueue
#i think thats so cute#it goes w my url#i used tfque because when i started using the queue at all i had a tf2 url#i only feel like its fitting to have a new queue tag
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The Monarch: My wife has big boobs. You know why?
The Monarch: Because I don't give up on my goddamn childhood dreams.
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#sam & max#sam and max#i think about this constantly#he has MASSIVE dogs#which makes sense considering he IS a dog#i play poker night w my friend and everu time sam folds theyre like GET THOSE OFF OF THERE#:]#shoes make him look like a big brown clown.#/ref#[soliloqueue]#[the museum]#[six foot tall canine]#happy ween!#i dont have any more spooky quotes. but it is still ween
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Flint Paper: You got shot, Sam-o. Remember anything?
Sam: Just the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Flint: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove ya.
Sam: But I heard a siren.
Flint: That was Max.
Max: Sorry, I got nervous.
#hmmm... sam and max and flint tag........#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#sam and max#considering freelance dicks. i think for now im gonna make it#[freelance dicks]#BQKFHJQHDHS
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Sam: Is something burning?
Max: Just my desire for you!
Sam:
Sam: The microwave's on fire, little buddy.
#max: im trying to socialize it with the silverware!!#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[freelance husbands]#sam and max#sam & max
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Max: I'm gonna kill for you!
Sam: Okay. Will you do the dishes?
Max: No.
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Sam: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
#max does this too#its mutual#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#sam and max#[six foot tall canine]
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Sam: Hey Max, what are you up to?
Max: Not much. Just finished an angel food cake. Might go to the trash and see if there are any possums to kiss.
Sam: I was just out there.
Max: 👀
Sam: [head shake]
Max: :<
#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#sam and max#[freelance husbands]#take it easy max you dont even like possums
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Sam: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Max: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Sam: Well, I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
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Sly: I can't pick that up.
Sly: No, really, I can't pick that up!
Sly: Are you dense? I can't pick that up!
Sly: Read my lips. I. Can't. Pick. That. Up!
Sly: I give up. [bursts into tears]
Bentley: Now you've done it! You've broken Sly's spirits with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object.
Bentley: In fact, if I didn't find his pitiful sobbing so amusing, I'd come out there and rip your limbs off.
Sly: [sob]
Bentley: Just ignore them, Sly. Maybe they'll go away.
#source: sam & max#source: sam and max#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[mike & sulley]#the feral bentley saga#<- sorta
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