#With Novafire-is-thinking

[cyber-streak-2]

*Megatron’s first night on the LL*

Rodimus, to Megatron: Good night.

Rodimus: Sleep tight.

Rodimus: Don’t let the fact that you’re a terrible person keep you up at night.

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Starscream: Soundwave, hack into their cameras.

Soundwave: Of course. Let me just load my “Tap into every security camera in the Autobots base” app.

Soundwave: *Taps on a screen*

Soundwave: I apologize if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t; I am in.

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Brainstorm: Thing’s will get better!

Perceptor:

Brainstorm: Okay, maybe they won’t...

Brainstorm: ...But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

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Rodimus: Drift, we’re sorry for what happened earlier.

Drift: How did you all get in here?

Ravage: We’re not here to discuss your lack of home security, we’re here to apologize.

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Rodimus: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Drift, cuddling with Ratchet: You shouldn’t think that way.

Rewind, holding hands with Chromedome: Yeah, what makes you say that?

Tailgate, hugging Cyclonus: Completely untrue.

Rodimus: Wow. I have upgraded to the seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

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Megatron: So, your plan failed?

Rodimus: It didn’t fail. It was pre-successful.

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Drift, bursting into the room: Horrible... nightmare visions!

Ratchet: It’s called life, Drift. Sit down.

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Knockout: Do you have a self-care routine?

Starscream: “Keep going bitch” said to myself in different accents.

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Starscream: I went through an entire character arc recently.

Starscream: ...I became more evil if you’re curious.

Windblade: Don’t worry, there’s still time for a redemption arc!

Starscream: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

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Starscream: I had a dream that you were my therapist, but all you did was call me a bitch.

Knockout: Bitch.

Breakdown: Dreams do come true.

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Knockout: Megatron, Soundwave, and Starscream collectively share one braincell.

Breakdown: And who has it now?

Knockout: Soundwave. He always has it.

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Megatron: You’re on thin ice.

Rodimus: I’m standing on the floor.

Megatron: It’s an expression.

Rodimus: It’s a carpet.

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First Aid: When was the last time you slept?

Pharma: What month is it?

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Brainstorm: Bad News: Got locked out of the ship today.

Brainstorm: Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Brainstorm: Bad News: Nautica finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, years ago when I was younger, I thought it was a skill that would impress cute people.

Brainstorm: Good News: Someone cute saw me do it.

Brainstorm: Bad News: It was Percy, and since he’s already seen me fall from hanging upside down in the lab several times, several trees aswell, cry because I noticed a fawn that was just so damn small, and that I can ride a unicycle.

Brainstorm: He’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

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Breakdown, right before the two of them leave for a mission: Knockout, what do you think Starscream will do to us if we don’t pull this off?

Knockout: I think he will be disappointed but ultimately proud of us for trying our best.

Breakdown: Really?

Knockout: No. I think we are definitely goners.

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Ratchet: Come on, Rodimus... you’re not buying this.

Rodimus: Is it so hard to believe that Drift might actually respect my talent?

Ratchet: Well, yeah.