#incorrect shantae

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I love when the quotes are Skylo related it makes me jump up and down and clap and cheer and say "yippee!" 💜💙

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Very pleasant surprise to wake up to some fanart! Everyone say thank you to @volcanolotus for the fanart this is really good

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Whimpu: I have decided I’m going to learn Sspanish!

Juliano: Oh! ¡Excelente!

Whimpu: I- I haven’t started yet.

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Bob: This morning, I found a glass of water with a note on it that said “for hangover me”.

Bob: So I drank it. Turns out it was vodka and drunk me is an asshole.

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Mario: I don’t always make the best decisions.

*Earlier..*

Luigi: What is that?

Mario: An alpaca! I got the last one!

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SMG3: I love you.

SMG4: You literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday.

SMG3: That’s an unrelated fact.

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Phobos: If the Abyss doesn't appear out of nowhere to stop me, then it can't be that bad.

Abyssal: If our creator is approving of this, then it can't be THAT GOOD.

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Ash: Did I get so tired that I declared myself the King of all Pokémon?

Miku: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Pokémon.

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Cody: Aw man.. I really wanted to head into the zoo. Too bad it's closed.

Lil Coding: You know what they say.

Cody: Please don’t-

Lil Coding: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

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Phobos: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

The Abyss: That's a stupid quote.

The Abyss: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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Sora: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Tulip: Yeah-

Laharl: *kicks in the door*

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Jayin: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

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Juliano: You know, I think my life has value.

Phobos: Who are you and what have you done with Juliano?

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Tama, holding out a cookie for Nimbus: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Nimbus: *quietly crying*

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Ambrosia, affectionately: You’re an idiot.

Nimbus: That’s the charm!

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Irene: I hate you with every inch of my body right now.

Nightmare King: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Shantae: Can we talk about that text you sent?

Laharl: Why? It was important.

Shantae: It just says, "I'm back on my shit".

Laharl, shrugging: The people need to know.

[duckapus]

Shantae: *looking at herself in a mirror with shock and disbelief* I...how!?

Ashley: *sitting nearby looking very smug*

Tulip: *doing something on her phone* I told you not to underestimate him.

Shantae: But...but all the- *gestures to where her ponytail would normally be*

Ashley: I mainly learned how to do this from Jessie, remember?

Shantae: You didn't cut my hair I know you didn't cut my hair I'd have beat you within an inch of your life if you'd tried HOW DO I HAVE AN UNDERCUT!?

Sky, just outside the room: Alright Tulip, what'd you want to show- *walks in and sees Shantae, who thanks to Ash's crossdressing skills looks like an extremely pretty biker dude. Sky completely fails to recognize "him" and is clearly very attracted* Well, hello handsome.

Shantae: *gives her a flat stare* Sky it's me.

Sky: *there's a glass shattering sound effect as she visibly bluescreens*

Tulip and Ashley: *burst out laughing*

Shantae: *glares at her friends before chuckling and walking off* I'm gonna go see what Rotty thinks of this getup.

Sky: *slowly falls over stiff as a board while Tulip and Ashley are still losing it in the background*

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Incorrect, Shantae knows she's hot, she just acts on it differently than Bayonetta

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Hypno Baron, to Ammo Baron: You do realize that stunt you pulled defines "out of control?"

Ammo Baron: I just wanted you to see that I would never put any of you at risk if I wasn't willing to take the same chances myself!

Hypno Baron: I love how you think that's comforting.

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Risky: I just realized I had a bad childhood.

Giga Mermaid: Yeah, I know.

Risky: What do you mean you know?

Giga Mermaid: Look at you. Look at how you stand. People with good childhoods don't stand like that.

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Shantae, to Risky: So...how was your childhood?

Risky, deadpan: Oh, it was great. A laugh riot. You should have been there.

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Sky: So, how was the honeymoon?

Shantae: Rottytops got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. She said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"

Shantae, sighing: I love her so much.

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[During Pirate's Curse]

Shantae: I fail to see what this has to do with me...or rather, I am beginning to see, and I'm desperately hoping I'm wrong.

Risky: You might want to begin to prepare yourself for disappointment, then.

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Squid Baron: Redemption arcs are so cringe when you think about it. "Oh, I'm powerful and evil, and now I want to be a bummer about it." What are you, Catholic?

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Rottytops: What the fuck? You mean I have to walk a mile in this idiot I hate's shoes? This sucks!

Sky: But, by the end, the idiot will be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

Rottytops: Never mind, this rules.

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Shantae: The path to inner peace begins with four words.

Rottytops: "Not my fucking problem?"

Shantae: No.

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Techno Baron: So, when you say "lifetime ban"...I mean - whose lifetime are we talking about?

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Twitch, to Shantae: Girl, if you ever, ever need a blazer...we won't care how late it is-

Vinegar: -you wake us up.

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Vinegar: Look, Twitch - the artifact's in the museum of natural history!

Twitch: You know what this means? We're going to have to...break in.

[Several minutes later, Twitch and Vinegar are both standing inside in their civilian outfits]

Museum Attendant: ...aaaaand those are your free passes, and your balloons. Enjoy your visit!

Twitch: ...We're in.

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Shantae: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "oh, Shantae is such a nice person, Shantae is so happy go-lucky, she can't be in a bad mood!"

Shantae: Well, you know what? Shantae can be in a mood. And right now, Shantae is in a bad mood.