#incorrect shantae

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Risky: Hmph! If you wanted straight answers, you should've asked a straight lady.

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Whimpu: I have decided I’m going to learn Sspanish!

Juliano: Oh! ¡Excelente!

Whimpu: I- I haven’t started yet.

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Bob: This morning, I found a glass of water with a note on it that said “for hangover me”.

Bob: So I drank it. Turns out it was vodka and drunk me is an asshole.

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Mario: I don’t always make the best decisions.

*Earlier..*

Luigi: What is that?

Mario: An alpaca! I got the last one!

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SMG3: I love you.

SMG4: You literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday.

SMG3: That’s an unrelated fact.

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Phobos: If the Abyss doesn't appear out of nowhere to stop me, then it can't be that bad.

Abyssal: If our creator is approving of this, then it can't be THAT GOOD.

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Ash: Did I get so tired that I declared myself the King of all Pokémon?

Miku: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Pokémon.

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Cody: Aw man.. I really wanted to head into the zoo. Too bad it's closed.

Lil Coding: You know what they say.

Cody: Please don’t-

Lil Coding: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

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Phobos: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

The Abyss: That's a stupid quote.

The Abyss: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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Sora: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Tulip: Yeah-

Laharl: *kicks in the door*

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Jayin: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

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Juliano: You know, I think my life has value.

Phobos: Who are you and what have you done with Juliano?

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Tama, holding out a cookie for Nimbus: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Nimbus: *quietly crying*

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Ambrosia, affectionately: You’re an idiot.

Nimbus: That’s the charm!

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Irene: I hate you with every inch of my body right now.

Nightmare King: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Shantae: Can we talk about that text you sent?

Laharl: Why? It was important.

Shantae: It just says, "I'm back on my shit".

Laharl, shrugging: The people need to know.

[duckapus]

Shantae: *looking at herself in a mirror with shock and disbelief* I...how!?

Ashley: *sitting nearby looking very smug*

Tulip: *doing something on her phone* I told you not to underestimate him.

Shantae: But...but all the- *gestures to where her ponytail would normally be*

Ashley: I mainly learned how to do this from Jessie, remember?

Shantae: You didn't cut my hair I know you didn't cut my hair I'd have beat you within an inch of your life if you'd tried HOW DO I HAVE AN UNDERCUT!?

Sky, just outside the room: Alright Tulip, what'd you want to show- *walks in and sees Shantae, who thanks to Ash's crossdressing skills looks like an extremely pretty biker dude. Sky completely fails to recognize "him" and is clearly very attracted* Well, hello handsome.

Shantae: *gives her a flat stare* Sky it's me.

Sky: *there's a glass shattering sound effect as she visibly bluescreens*

Tulip and Ashley: *burst out laughing*

Shantae: *glares at her friends before chuckling and walking off* I'm gonna go see what Rotty thinks of this getup.

Sky: *slowly falls over stiff as a board while Tulip and Ashley are still losing it in the background*

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Incorrect, Shantae knows she's hot, she just acts on it differently than Bayonetta

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Rottytops: Hey, do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a T on it?

Sky: That's a cross.

Rottytops: Across from where?

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Shantae, pointing to thin air: On this side are all the times I've gotten mad at you for having a problem. Zero times.

Shantae, pointing to a pile of rocks: And on this side are all the times I was upset because you had a problem and didn't tell me. Now, what do we do with problems?

Rottytops: Hide them better so you won't get sad?

Shantae:

Shantae: I'm getting another rock.

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I love when the quotes are Skylo related it makes me jump up and down and clap and cheer and say "yippee!" 💜💙

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Very pleasant surprise to wake up to some fanart! Everyone say thank you to @volcanolotus for the fanart this is really good

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Sky: So, how was the honeymoon?

Shantae: Rottytops got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. She said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"

Shantae, sighing: I love her so much.

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Hypno Baron: No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not EXPRESSING AN OPINION, I am STATING A FACT!

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Rottytops: Sooooooo...how's it going, buddy?

Sky: Fine! Totally fine! Why do you ask?

Rottytops: Well, it's been about six hours since you started stress-cleaning all the appliances in your house...

Sky: This isn't stress-cleaning. I just enjoy things that I can control! Like having a completely...spotless...dishwasher!

Rottytops: ...So, can I put my mug in there soon, or-

Sky: KEEP YOUR FILTH AWAY FROM MY DISH TEMPLE!

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Rottytops, to Shantae: My brothers don't like the way that I talk...

[Earlier]

Rottytops: I'm so treatpilled.

Abner: Okay, let's work on this. "I like sweets."

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Lobster Siren: ...?/[Tubeworm, can you enrich my enclosure?]

Tubeworm Siren: Uh...I can punch a hole in drywall and hide toys inside?

Lobster Siren: ...!/[Thank you. Someday, I'll do the same for you!]

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Shantae: Not much could ruin today!

Holly Lingerbean: Hello!

Shantae: ...shoot, I forgot saying that summons her.

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Bolo: I'm so embarrassed, because I was walking down the sidewalk, and a rat was just walking right next to me, and it looked like we were together.

Coral Siren: Did you consider that maybe the rat was embarrassed, too?

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Coral Siren: Hey, who made you the boss of us, huh?

Tubeworm Siren: You did. You said that I should be the boss.

Water Lily Siren: And then you said "Let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Lobster Siren: ...?/[You even made her a little plaque that says "Boss of us," remember?]

Coral Siren: ...valid points.

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Octo Siren: I wrote Zapple a letter telling her how I feel.

Coral Siren: Hey, that's progress!

Octo Siren: ...and then I ripped it up and flushed it.

Coral Siren: AUGH!

Octo Siren: It's still progress!