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Holly Lingerbean: Why should I have to "find a therapist?" Personally, I think the therapists should all be fighting over who gets to delve into my beautiful mind.

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Barracuda Joe, about Bolo: You underestimated how much of an idiot we were dealing with.

Ammo Baron: No, I was pretty aware.

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Coral Siren: I'm a scientist!

Harmony: Oh, a scientist? What kind?

Coral Siren: ...I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Harmony: What's your field of study?

Coral Siren: Science.

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Empress Siren: Now...are you spies, or incompetent lackies?

Armor Baron: We're not spies!

Risky: But he is incompetent.

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Zapple: Welcome to Zapple Time!...that's my new catchphrase; trying it out. Thoughts?

Octo Siren: What does that even mean?

Zapple, nodding to Vera: She knows what it means.

Vera: I have no idea what that means.

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[Plink is currently dreaming, and there's another her directly in front of herself]

Plink: Why am I dreaming about talking to myself? Oh god, am I self-obsessed?

Dream Plink: Well, now you're dreaming about talking to yourself about yourself, so that hasn't helped.

Dream Plink: Given that we're both criticizing you, though, I think this comes from a place of insecurity.

Plink: Everything we've done since the age of four came from a place of insecurity.

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Hypno Baron, to his minions: What happened to the skeleton war? You guys used to love the skeleton war.

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Rottytops: What the fuck? You mean I have to walk a mile in this idiot I hate's shoes? This sucks!

Sky: But, by the end, the idiot will be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

Rottytops: Never mind, this rules.

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Tubeworm Siren: Octo, were you lying?

Octo Siren: That depends on how you define lying.

Tubeworm Siren: I define it as not telling the truth. What do you define it as?

Octo Siren: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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Vera: And you're sure you're not gonna get spotted?

Zapple: Absolutely. Trust me, with this disguise, I'll be practically invisible.

[Later...]

Zapple, to a random passerby: Excuse me, ma'am, do you have two minutes to talk about the environment?

Zapple: Perfect. Now no one will make eye contact with me.

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Lobster Siren: ...!/[Coral, you're a genius!]

Coral Siren: A genius with unstable chemicals!

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Rottytops: Finally, I can talk! Now, what were you asking me?

Holly Lingerbean: They were asking for your permission to trust me.

Rottytops: Oh, that's right! Yeah, fuck this guy. Don't trust her.

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Twitch: I am crushing this game. I've never played so well. I'm burying you.

Vinegar: ...you do remember that you're the top half of the screen, right?

Twitch:

Twitch: Noooooooooo!

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Armor Baron: I think I pulled a muscle.

Techno Baron: You can't pull what you don't have.

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Pirate Master: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don't know about. Attack them - now they're fighting two battles.

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Uncle Mimic: Hmmm...firm, with a little give. Yup, that's medium rare!

Shantae: What if someone wants their steak well done?

Uncle Mimic: Then we ask them politely yet firmly to leave.