#source: one day at a time

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: I don't even want to talk to her until I know for sure that she's gay. Pfannee: Okay. Glinda: Wait, what are you doing? Pfannee, walking over to Elphaba: Excuse me, Elphaba. What color lipstick are you wearing? Elphaba: Oh, I don't wear lipstick. Just chapstick. Pfannee: Oh, nice! Pfannee, walking past Glinda: Gay.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: I haven’t spoken to Rio in over a century. What she did was unforgiveable.

Billy: You don’t remember what she did, do you?

Agatha: She knows what she did.

[incorrectbatfam]

[video game tournament]

Jason: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.

Damian: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?

Jason:

Jason: NOOO!

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: Want to go to the Ozdust? Glinda: Uh? Wait...ohhhh. Elphaba: Oh, never mind. I thought...sorry, sorry. Glinda: No, no! Gay! Me, gay! Elphaba: Oh...me gay too. Glinda: Great...Ozdust? Nessa: They're terrible at this. Fiyero: Thank Oz they have us.

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin, about an ex client: I haven’t spoken to that person in over 10 years. What they did was unforgivable.

Charles: You don’t remember what it was, do you?

Edwin: They know what they did.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I haven’t spoken to Scott in over 10 years. What they did was unforgivable. Chris: You don’t remember what it was, do you? Stiles: They know what they did.

[writerswho]

Shinsou: I drink to forget, but I always remember.

Midoriya: You’re drinking orange juice.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Bill: Alice, is there any way this pregnancy test is yours?!

Alice: How many times do you want me to come out?

[incorrectgladiatorquotes]

Acacius, about another general: I haven’t spoken to that man in over 10 years. What he did was unforgivable.

Lucilla: You don’t remember, do you?

Acacius: He knows what he did.

[strangerthingsquotes]

Billy [waking up after being sedated]: Where am I? Billy [seeing Steve nearby]: Is this heaven? Dustin: He's awake! Billy: Oh, God. It's hell.

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: Glinda, I did something terrible! Glinda: It's okay. I have a shovel. Elphaba: Wait. What do you think I did? Glinda: It doesn't matter. No one will ever know.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: Did I die? Again?

Agatha, sees Rio asleep next to her: Is this heaven?

Billy, knocking on the door: Hi, it’s Billy.

Agatha: Oh God, it’s hell.

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Can I admit something dark to you?

Cassandra: Sometimes when you eat sushi, you imagine the fish screaming?

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/One day at a time]

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2592

Betrayal! at the Gameplays (Dialogue from One Day at a Time.)

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: During the party, you have to participate.

Frank: Why?!

Poppy: Because you’re a polite human person and if I don’t get to hide in my room, no one does.