#source: one day at a time

[incorrectbatfam]

[video game tournament]

Jason: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.

Damian: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?

Jason:

Jason: NOOO!

[incorrectringsofpower]

Gil-galad: During the party, you have to participate. Elrond, annoyed: Why?! Gil-galad: Because you’re a polite half-human person. Elrond: Gil-galad: And if I don’t get to hide in my room, no one does.

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin, about an ex client: I haven’t spoken to that person in over 10 years. What they did was unforgivable.

Charles: You don’t remember what it was, do you?

Edwin: They know what they did.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: Father, we've done something terrible.

Daemon: It's okay, I have Caraxes.

Jon: Wait. What do you think we did?

Daemon: Shh. It's okay. No one will ever know.

[writerswho]

Shinsou: I drink to forget, but I always remember.

Midoriya: You’re drinking orange juice.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Bill: Alice, is there any way this pregnancy test is yours?!

Alice: How many times do you want me to come out?

[strangerthingsquotes]

Billy [waking up after being sedated]: Where am I? Billy [seeing Steve nearby]: Is this heaven? Dustin: He's awake! Billy: Oh, God. It's hell.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Did I die? Again?

Y/N, sees Wanda asleep next to them: Is this heaven?

Vision, knocking on the door: Hi, it’s Vision.

Y/N: Oh God, it’s hell.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2592

Betrayal! at the Gameplays (Dialogue from One Day at a Time.)

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: During the party, you have to participate.

Frank: Why?!

Poppy: Because you’re a polite human person and if I don’t get to hide in my room, no one does.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Robin: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Can I admit something dark to you?

Cassandra: Sometimes when you eat sushi, you imagine the fish screaming?

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/One day at a time]

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Theo: I told you, I don't hate you. I mean, sometimes I wanna kill you, but just in the normal way. Liam: I only want to kill you in the normal way too.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: I haven't spoken to that person in over five years. What they did was unforgivable.

Rhaegar: You don't even remember, do you?

Daemon: They know what they did.

[writerswho]

Enid: I did something terrible.

Wednesday: It's okay, I have a shovel.

Enid: Wait, what do you think I did?

Wednesday: Doesn't matter, no-one will ever find out.