#alice woodward

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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 5 | Smoke Club

[fadedkat]

THE APOTHEOSIS IS UPON US!

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

*screaming at the top of my lungs* HEY YOU KNOW HOW IN TGWDLM PAUL USED TO BABYSIT ALICE? WELL YOU ALSO KNOW HOW IN BLACK FRIDAY PAUL ACCIDENTALLY CALLS TIM "PETE"?

DO YOU THINK PAUL EVER BABYSAT PETE FOR TED??? DO YOU?????? CAUSE I DO!

[just-some-normal-jessica]

regular family bonding activities

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

Illustration from The Adventures of Peter Pan – Alice Bolingbroke Woodward // Wendy – Maisie Peters // cardigan – Taylor Swift // Peter – Taylor Swift

[jimjamjomjum]

At least she’s nice to me at church!

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

so obsessed with the fact that everyone looked at Paul and immediately decided he's uncle shaped. Tim? That's his nephew. Alice? He's also got a niece. Richie? You guessed it, Paul's got another nephew.

[terrimavr]

I find it so funny that Bill complains to Paul about Deb, saying that Alice shouldn’t date her because she’s a stoner, because Paul’s girlfriend is also a stoner

[digital-roots]

Miscellaneous Hatchetfield headcanons (mostly family related)

- Richie's deepest darkest secret is that for a few years when he was little, he and his mom lived in Clivesdale.

- Richie and Trevor are twins separated from birth parent trap style. Trevor was raised in Philadelphia before his dad moved backed to Hatchetfield, thinking his wife and Richie were still in Clivesdale. The two brothers have not interacted ever despite their proximity with each other.

- Gary Goldstein is actually a clone of Paul, the first one ever made long before they started to make the others for the moon colonies. He escaped and changed his identity, went to law school in another state, and came back to be a sleazy attorney for very rich clients. Said rich clients include Linda Monroe, who he had an affair with and became the biological father of Jordan. He's a deadbeat but he does treat him nicer than Linda's other sons when they happen to be in the same room with each other.

- Gary also does not like musicals but he doesn't make a big deal about it. His go-to coffee order is a large caramel frappe.

- Nora and Jane were actually really good friends, with Jane actually helping Nora to open Beanie's. Nora only gave Emma the job because she felt pity about Emma losing her sister.

- Sylvia is Karen's estranged older sister who cut off her ties with their family after being fed up with their obsession with purity and conservatism. At 18, She moved in with her then boyfriend at the time (they've broken off since then). Grace still prays for her sinner aunt to change her ways.

- Girl Jeri and Boy Jerry went to Sycamore High along with Mark and Karen. They did Bible study sessions together.

- Pete's parents have always had a rocky relationship and by the time Pete is 18 they're finally in the middle of being officially divorced. Pete would sometimes stay at Ted's shitty apartment when things got really messy.

- a lot of the teens think Pete is the owner of Pizza Pete's which adds to why they think he's rich. Max in particular makes fun of him for this a lot despite Pete trying to tell him on numerous occasions that he doesn't own the place.

- Pete and Alice were childhood friends but drifted away by the time they were in high school. They bonded over their shared love of sweets and dysfunctional living situations.

- Ruth had a HUGE crush on Alice, and both were a part of the tech crew in their school theater group. When she found out Alice was dating local stoner and rebellious cool girl Deb she wailed in the bathroom for a solid hour.

[ricky-mortis]

What an absolute banger

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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 6 | Hating Clivesdale (fuck em)

[soupdwelling]

next one goes through YOUR EYE!

[dead-meat]

The women of Hatchetfeild pulling out guns because it's a lot :p

[rockrosethistle]

just the fact that every great Hatchetfield couple is some variation of "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic"

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Bill: Do you think we’re father and daughter in every universe?

Alice: I don’t know. I’d like to think so.

———————Meanwhile————————

Solomon: Bitch

Steph: You’re one to talk