#EMMA! LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH

[fadedkat]

THE APOTHEOSIS IS UPON US!

[vilnmelling]

Paul calling Emma "Em" could've been such a cute thing, if only it wasn't in the song Infected Paul sings to try and kill Emma and if only it wasn't following the line "LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH"

[akicklineisinevitable]

i bet in those half-infected paul aus emma never stops giving him shit for the 'let me puke in your mouth' thing. his ass is never living that down she's gonna make fun of him for it forever

[rockrosethistle]

The Hatchetfield music is so good because for every "I'll carry a torch for us both / even a hero needs some hope" there's a "Emma! let me puke in your mouth, Em."

[stupendous-peem]

"EMMA! LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH EM!"

Other ver

Why did I struggle so much to draw this? And why did it turn out so shitty? I was so excited to draw one of my fav characters and what comes out is shit wtf

[eliza-fernway-art]

EMMA! Let Me Puke in Your Mouth

[noplacelikelondon58]

MY TAKE ON "IS PAUL ACTUALLY INFECTED"

okay so i know this has been debated to hell and back but yknow? today ive decided to word vomit my opinion like it actually matters so LETS GO

during let it out we see paul gradually becoming more mr. hyde instead of mr. jekyll and beginning to sing, but we dont see any of the infected people actually transfer the disease to him (starkid hasnt neglected showing us how the disease is transferred, so we know its not a matter of them not showing it lmao). he's simply becoming "infected" because of his proximity to the meteor.

here's the theory part: it think that his infection is only temporary. i think that none of the infected people actually transferred the "blue shit" to paul. a part of paul is still normal, buried underneath the exposure to the meteor. because we all know our beige man would NEVER sing (moana doesnt count [but we all saw how he knew all the words, paul you sly devil you]), let alone sing to emma "let me puke in your mouth em, just open your food bin, girl"

now, the aftermath potential. we've seen that there aren't effects that occur from being around infected people (professor hidgens doesnt count, he's a born and bred theater kid, cant change that). so i think that after a little bit in clivesdale, paul slowly starts to return to normal. obviously emma gets infected, i dont think there's any way to bypass that. since paul doesn't have any infection to transfer to her, everyone else will do it anyway lmao

so the alien thing will start to wear off, and paul's quickly realizing "oh god i have to do something about this" and then uhhh the rest of the story i cant think of yet but also paulkins happens idk how but it has to theyre cannonically soulmates<33

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

I REALLY LIKE PAUL. LIKE. I l o v e h i m.

"Emma let me puke in your mouth," IF SHE WON'T TAKE UP THE OFFER I WILL, I VOLUNTEER, PLEASE, EMMA TEAR THAT CHECK /ref

He is MY little meow meow not Melissa's 💪‼️🗣️ (I'm sorry)

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[musicaltheatregirlsandsongs]

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round One D

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

Inevitable

makes me crazy insane <3

hi its the paul fictionkinnie again . basically its paul [me :3] post-apotheosis infection trying to get emma [emma perkins] [paul's (my :3) love intrest] to join the hivemind and it has a ton of references to the earlier songs in the musical its great . also it ends with THE APOTHEOSIS IS UPON US which is just a banger line thats also said in the beginning song [same name as the musical name] . nothing more romantic than "let me puke in your mouth, em / just open your food bin, girl" (Pollmaker’s note: they submitted another song before that didn’t get in, hence the "again)

Another Suitcase in Another Hall

An underrated gem! Hauntingly beautiful. I saw it live once and it was absolutely gorgeous.

[victor-aguilar]

inevitable is stuck in my head...

emma, i'm sorry, you lost. emma, i'm sorry, you lost your way. well, what if i told you i made it?and this was the life that i chose. would you even believe it, emma? do you believe in ghosts? what if i told you a story, that settled all the dust? i'm still the man you trust. it's inevitable for us.

no, no! get away from me! you're not paul, you're one of them!

before i had no ambition, but now my life is a song. don't you want to see me happy? is that so tragically wrong? what if the only choice is, you had to sing to survive? we must go on with the show. it's inevitable—

to know what i want now! (know what you want now!) emma, i want you to join the party. aren't you going to tip me? (get your cup of coffee!) look at the fun we're having already! i found my calling, you can do the same now. put your words to lyrics and you're playing the game now. it's all there is and there ever was—

emma! let me puke in your mouth, em! just open your food bin, girl, and you can join the hive. then, show me your hands, show me those jazz hands. get 'em up, or your shit out of luck! show me your hands, show me those jazz hands, or i might be inclined—

to plant my seed! the hive needs to feed! happiness is guaranteed! if you just give us one last show stoppin' number! with emma front and center! a kickline is inevitable!

what if i told you a story? how the world became peaceful and just? it was inevitable! inevitable! inevitable!

the apotheosis is upon—

us! (aah!)

[pinnacle-pixel]

I don't know if the characters are on the crack I am, but this story is for shit and giggles.

But for all Gilbert lovers (me included) I have shipped them together because CYBIRD isn't giving us him. So Enjoy

:readmore:

It was supposed to be a fairly normal day for Emma when she went to Central town as she wanted some break from her normal duties (Including dealing with nerve wrecking with foreign princes). " I have been so anxious these days I might puke " Emma softly said this as she entered her paradise AKA Prince Chevalier Cool people place AKA A book store which was owned by an old friend of her. When Emma entered with a soft Hello she was greeted by her friend "HELLO EMMA!, perfect timing we have an offer for new year", Emma who took off her hat raised her eyebrow lightly, " An offer? " her friend who gestured toward stacks of books "Yep, If you buy more than a certain amount as mentioned on today's notice board, you will receive a book for free! " Emma was intrigued and went to the bookshelves after hugging her friend to wish her new year.

When Emma returned with books and the freebie book which was the book of vintage recipes, she bought this book because of it's weird but hilarious motto 'It is digestable'. She kept the books in her room and picked the recipe book to the kitchen in order to make something vintage-y but her gut feeling is never wrong, she just hoped what her gut was telling this vintage cooking will not end without an event would come frightfully true. She paced her way to the kitchen.

When she entered the kitchen there was a certain tea party trio "Good Evening Your Highnesses" Emma did her usual courtesy, "Good Evening Emma" it was Yves and Keith who were in the kitchen, "Miss Emma what kind of book do you have in your hand?" Keith got intrigued by the beautiful hardcover floral book which was held by Emma, Where she replied "I went in the town bookstore and found the book of Vintage recipe I wanted to try something from this book but I haven't gotten to see what recipe is in here", Prince Yves's face brightened in a joyous manner "Great timing we were just deciding to what to make for our snacks let's give that recipe book a try!". Emma nodded in delight and Licht made space for Emma to sit down, when she did Prince Keith handed her a glass of warm water for Emma to sip as it was cold, while Yves and Licht were flipping the book their eyebrows kept furrowing until they were a V, Emma and Keith both asked about the furrowed look on their faces, "This recipe book is..... well..... Very Interesting" Licht replied with a hand on his mouth like he was gagging "Hahaha did someone say something interesting. recipe" the four people in the kitchen flinched and suddenly it became colder they didn't had to guess whose voice was it they just turned to meet two horrors and one huge golden bell who were popular knowns As Prince Gilbert, Prince Clavis and Prince Silvio.

When Emma thought about her gut feeling she called herself an idiot for not listening to her guts, Emma stood and bowed because terror of offending them is far more greater then vomitting in front of them 'I think I need to get some stomach medicines from Sariel' as Emma thought those three approached the table and Clavis quickly picked it up with a smirk, "Let's see ..... Hmmm I think we should make this!" Clavis stopped at a certain page and Gilbert smiled "Yep this sounds tasty", Clavis showed the surrounding the book's page with said 'Potato Chocolate Cake' and Emma and Tea party Trio quickly gulped, "I remember I needed to meet Sariel regarding upcoming meeting so I will be leaving" Emma hurriedly tried to run but Gilbert's cane end touched her cheeks "Miss Rabbit don't you think leaving three foreign prince unattended isn't a good idea" Emma quickly settled back to her sit and Silvio irritation was on his face as clear as a day "Why I am with you Imma leave" and as soon as Silvio turned again Gilbert's cane hook was stucked to his collar and he was pulled "GUGH!!! HEY FUCKER DON'T TUG ON ME!!!", Silvio who managed to regain his balance got very annoyed, "Why don't you join us? it is not like you have anything to do" it was Gilbert who wore a menacing smile while Silvio Couldn't decline so he just huffed and sat beside Emma, "So what are we waiting for let's cook" as Clavis announced this he had already taken his Coat and Gloves off and taking it as signal Emma and Yves put on their aprons and started arranging ingredients, while Silvio read the recipe book "Every turn in this book seems like a left......" it was the Silvio's first reaction which Emma added "They look like all the wrong answers on a cooking exam" Licht who has been silent all the time added "Or some played roulette with the ingredients and added them", Yves only quietly nodded to which Gilbert replied "I think they are unique, don't you think Clavis?" "Oh yes they are" Clavis had an instant reply. 'OF COURSE YOU DO HELLCAT' While everyone thought this in the kitchenette no one had enough willpower or power to express there thoughts. "Let's bake cake, everyone....." It was Prince Keith's only comment to support Emma who looked like who was about to vomit.

After painful hours of baking the cake the recipe read 'Carefully decorate the cake with chocolate ganache' at this point Licht was just irritated so was silvio, Silvio who was so very annoyed said " Yeah don't wanna ruin that disaster" while he poured ganache on the cake after rolling his shirt sleeves, Emma Yves and Keith quietly nodded while arranging the table and Clavis and Licht made tea "How about we add pepper in the tea" "NO!!!!!" At Clavis's suggestion everyone screamed and startled Gilbert who dropped his Plate.

When Tea and Cake were served everyone except Prince Disaster and Hellcat had a face as green as trees, "So... let's eat" it was Emma and Keith who picked their fork up and everyone took the bite at the same time "..........." there was a complete silence for a moment "WHY THE FUCK IT IS GOOD" Silvio was the first one to break the silence with a scream and took another bite "I am questioning reality" For some reason Emma was on verge of crying and ducked her head slightly making few fragments of her hair dangling down but Gilbert tucked them behind her ear "It is quite delicious" Gilbert mood who was for some reason was way more delightful said in a gentle tone "Is my name even Licht?" without a doubt each one of them ate in confusion and decided to give cakes to the other princes, Rio and Sariel.

When Emma walked back to her room for some reason Gilbert followed her "Prince Gilbert why are you following me isn't your room in the opposite" "Isn't it obvious to stay with a person whom you like for a bit more" Gilbert pulled Emma close to him with a slight tug and revealed her back of the neck which was hidden by her just to reveal a mark, with delight he put his face close to her neck and smells delicious before lightly kissing her which made Emma tremble, it always occured to her why she couldn't push him away, seeing her in her confuse state Gilbert gently kissed her cheek and turned to his heels to return to his room. "I think I should get some heart medicines too along with stomach one's" those were Emma's last word before she returned to her room

[python-nebula]

—ITS INEVITABLEEEEEEE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT NOW!! (KNOW WAHT YOU WANT NOW) EMMA I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE PARTY, ARENT YOU GOING TO TIP ME (GET YOUR CUP OF COFFEE) LOOK AT THE FUN WERE HAVING ALREADY!! I FOUND MY CALLING YOU CAN DO THE SAME NOW, PUT YOUR WORDS TO LYRICS AND YOURE PLAYING THE GAME NOW, ITS ALL THERE IS AND ALL THERE EVER WAS- EMMA!!! LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH EM, JUST OPEN YOUR FOOD BIN GIRL, AND YOU CAN JOIN THE HIVE!! BY SHOW ME THOSE HANDS, SHOW ME THOSE JAZZ HANDS, GET EM UP OR YOURE SHIT OUTTA LUCK!! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, SHOW ME YOUR JAZZ HANDS, OR I MIGHT, BE INCLINED, TO PLANT MY SEED!!! THE HIVE NEEDS TO FEED!!! HAPPINESS IS GUARANTEED!!! IF YOU JUST GIVE US ONE LAST SHOW STOPPIN NUMBER—

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[get-grubered]

me walking around my house like a normal person: 🎶Emma! Let me puke in your mouth ‘em, just open your food bin girl-🎶

I’ve also been writing… a MUSICAL!

🎶show me those hands show me those jazz hands🎶

😡we don’t give a shit about your phone��

I’m a Presbyterian, okay? I’m not gonna die in your dirty ass Methodist church.

I mean, I’m a kid so, I dunno.

Did someone say… DRACO MALFOY⁉️⁉️

(Starkid refs, mostly tgwdlm or Lauren lopez)

I'm scared

[writersfearofrecognition]

Ignorance is bliss

Summary: Jacob and his childhood best friend slowly realise their feelings while trying to survive the quarry.

Pairing: Jacob Custos x nameless/female!OC

Warnings: jealousy, cringe dialogue, miscommunication trope, pure ignorance

TW: none i think (i hope, please tell me if there are i will gladly tag them)

A/N: i'm just not gonna say anything lol ._.

Chapter 3:

Something shakes my shoulder.

i open my eyes and look right into Dylan’s.

„wha-?“ „the announcement.“ „Oh.“ i jump up and down my bed, still in my pyjamas, an old football shirt and shorts, and walk after him into the radio station. he’s already dressed completely and freshly showered, i can smell his body wash.

„damn. technical.“ is the first thing that falls out of my mouth when we walk inside the radio hut. „yeah. kinda my…hobby.“ „cool. suits you.“

he laughs while sitting down and setting everything up.

„i guess.“

„more confidence man.“

he shakes his head smiling and gives me the microphone.

„your turn.“

i sigh and think for a second before pushing down on the activation button.

„Good morning campers and counsellors, especially Kaitlyn, who does not need her beauty sleep since she is already beautiful inside and out! today is going to be our last night together and that means…“

i give the mic to Dylan and he rattles down the program with his usual wit.

„now we will all get dressed and ready to eat the wonderful breakfast made by non other than Nicolas the frivolous.“

my laugh could be heard through the speakers and Dylan finishes his announcement with his typical greeting.

when we walk out the door, we were swarmed with children immediately.

„alright guys, who makes it to Nick first, gets the best cooked egg!“ Dylan yells and runs away, kids in tow.

i walk back to my cabin but Jacob already sits at our steps. „hey.“

„hi.“ he jumps up, „do you- do you want to help me today? since you have no activities?“

i hum while walking up the stairs and jump out of Emma’s and Abigail’s way, who scatter to the showers.

„…sure. if i don’t land on your shoulder again. i think i’ll actually puke.“

„oh- i’m sorry. i-.“

„it’s okay Jake,“ i laugh and get on my bra away from him and then take off my sleeping shirt and put on a new one.

„yeah Jake.“ Kait mocks and he groans, she emerges from behind our bunkbed with crazy hair, but surprisingly refreshed.

„Don’t you have to search for a brooding, sexy Ryan?“ Jacob retorts and i giggle at Kait’s expression.

„you can be glad i won’t expose you,“ she points at Jacob who suddenly frowns, „yet.“ she looks at us one last time before walking out. searching for Ryan i assume.

„what was that?“ i ask while putting on my normal boots, my hiking boots could thankfully be abandoned until further notice.

„her usual threats.“ Jacob mutters and resorts his hair under his cap.

„no…those sound different…and you usually not scared of them.“

he laughs awkwardly and shrugs, „well, maybe she’s getting to me for once.“

„hmmm.“ he doesn’t meet my eyes, „isn’t Sunday usually Emma-Day?“ i ask innocently, trying to pry if he got to a conclusion yet.

„well she’s not interested anymore. and me neither. i’m…“ he looks at me with his mouth open, either he doesn’t know what to say, or he encountered a math problem, but right now most likely he doesn’t know what to say.

i laugh and push up his chin.

„don’t want you catching flies.“

he smiles down at me and doesn’t make a move to let me pass him as he stands between the two bunkbeds effectively blocking my way.

„jakey…poo…“ his eyes darken, „we need to get going if i’m going to help you. and your wardrobe body is blocking my way.“

„wardrobe body?“ he asks, smirking.

„yeah, cause you’re fucking thick.“ i say in a deeper tone, imitating the catch phrase of our friend Mark from home, and squeeze past him, getting my water bottle before walking out of the cabin. he stumbles after me.

„if i remember correctly-.“

„Jacob, i’m really hungry, can we go? my description of your body isn’t more important than basic human rights is it?“

„well…“

i groan and grab his wrist, dragging him to the lodge.

we pass the tree and i spot something that makes me double over with laughter.

„what the-.“ Jacob says and walks closer.

„Emma + Jacob for summer… well. those kids are ruthless aren’t they?“

„yeah….we didn’t do that by the way. like the first thing.“

„sure Jakey…“ i walk on, breakfast on my mind.

„it’s the truth!“ „what? that your first romance died tragically?!“ „you’re horrible when you’re hungry!“

i hum and he catches up to me, his hand sneaking into mine again. „do i still have to drag you?“

„yes.“

„jacob…“

„no, i’ll drag you.“ his mind visibly got a light bulb over his head and he ran with me in tow.

„alright, kids, since it’s our last day,“ Jacob makes himself tall and gathers the kids around him on the sport field, „and since i promised you,“ the kids cheer because they know what was coming, „we’re going to play one game of football. only one. for all the marbles. win or lose.“

he points at me sitting at the sideline, also surrounded by kids who were too scared to play, „we have our referee.“ i blow the whistle he had hung around my neck after breakfast, „and the cheerleaders.“ the other kids started clapping.

„did you know our referee used to be a cheerleader too?“ the kids shake their head and look at me.

„only for 2 years, senior year i needed to focus on school,“ i yell from the side line.

„she cheered me on every game.“ he makes his little swinging dance again and the kids giggle.

pure exaggeration from his side.

„alright kids, but i have another surprise for you…because it would be just a little unfair for you to play against me, i’m going to be your coach, but.“ he raises his finger, „you will play against the most inexperienced and clumsiest people in this camp. the other counsellors.“

i laugh out loudly when my coworkers and my boss come on the field. the kids get overly excited and start jumping around.

Jacob explained some different rules, since there were less players on the counsellor team but i was too busy with laughing at Kaitlyn who was most definitely not willingly here. Mr. H. probably forced them all and Jacob got me as a referee because i was a fair judge. 

Jacob put his players on the field and it started, Mr. H. was the leader of the counsellor team but the kids had the upper hand for most of the game.

some time before the last break, Jacob wanders over to me with his hands behind his back, totally relaxed and totally up to something.

„miss Referee.“ he starts and the kids around me started giggling.

„yes, Mister Custos?“ i give him a side eye and saw how wide his grin was.

„what do you need?“

„if i wanted you to…look away for some…accidents, how much would that cost me?“

the kids gasp and i raise my eyebrows at him.

„mister Custos, you are a renowned Coach, are you trying to bribe me?“

„no, no, i would never.“ he raises his hands in defence and watches the game for a second. „i wouldn’t call it bribery…more a favour.“

„mhm?“

„but (Y/N)!“ a kid starts but i turn to them and whisper with the kids, „if someone tries to bribe you, you have to listen to the conditions first…who knows what he wants to give me.“

„maybe a kiss!“ one of the kids said and i laugh awkwardly.

„Mister Custos, do you want to kiss Miss (L/N)?“

„eh. that is very unprofessional to ask a world famous football coach.“ i state and stake my head smiling, while Jacob is visibly sweating behind me, the kids giggling even more at him.

„but what was your favour, mister Custos?“ i turn back to him and notice how stressed he looks.

„are you okay?“ i ask truthfully and he nods.

„yeah, eh, the favour…well you could choose.“

„hmmm. team what do we say? one foul for a favour from the wardrobe man?“

the kids giggle at the nickname i had given him today, but most of them agree and the referee is a democracy so i accept.

„One foul play, for one favour.“

„and what would the favour be?“

„we will let you know.“

the kids giggle and Jacob walks away with a thoughtful expression.

it was cute to see him do or watch sports; he was totally in his element.

most assume he was just a stupid jock but he hadn’t been the football captain for nothing. he was smart, he knew how to strategize and was able to make quick decisions, everything needed for a player.

no wonder he’s the one that got the sports scholarship.

i watch him for a while, how he analysed the game he had won the second he put the counsellors on the field.

then he looks over to me and gives me a smile.

and i feel something i had never felt before.

butterflies.

my cheeks start to burn and of course one of my employees immediately notices.

„Did you just get red from Jacob’s smile?!“ „it's mister Custos, and no. i would never. i’m a professional referee, i don’t have the time for crushes during work.“ i state and shake my head, almost offended but the kids laugh and one of them runs to Jacob.

fuck.

now i actually regret agreeing to be referee.

it was better to get killed by kids than get my childhood friend to notice that i, might, a little, well, fuck, that i like him…well…i don’t even know since when. i never saw him as family or anything, there was always the possibility for love…but something’s different right now. maybe because i saw him with someone else?

my eyes switch to Emma who tragically dying to two kids at the moment but jumps up at the last second to evade them and runs off with the ball.

maybe.

maybe i’m just sick.

yeah.

maybe a mosquito bit me and i got some weird illness from it.

yes….yes.

i look at Jacob again and he’s talking to the traitorous kid, the second my eyes are on him, he looks at me and smiles again, a tiny smile. maybe that kid got distracted and is telling him something completely different.

let’s hope for that.

but then his eyes grew bigger and his smile as well.

oh no.

i turn away quickly, right on time for the last break.

the kids run to the water stations and i run with them.

i could hear Jacob jog behind me, but i’m so not ready for that conversation with him, so i get to the first person i thought could hold him off.

Nick. „hey there.“ he said out of breath and i smile at him.

„how many bruises are there?“

he dries his face with his shirt and exposes his abs in the process, „i don’t know. too many. packing will hurt.“

i laugh and hear someone huff behind me.

when we both turn to the water station Jacob has his shirt off and holding it under the cold stream, his eyes are painfully focused on the shirt.

„is he…“

„okay? i don’t know.“ Kaitlyn finishes Nick’s question and takes my still almost full water bottle from my hand and drinks it empty.

„hey-.“

„you cheated and got referee. somehow.“ she huffs and crouches down, completely out of breath.

fair point. but that means i need to fill it up…right where a Testosterone pumped Jakey is waiting.

he was wringing his shirt out when i finally found my confidence again.

i fill up my water bottle silently while he splashes his own body with water.

he’s angry, silent Jacob is angry Jacob.

„Jacob-.“

„i have to coach.“ he says and walks off.

i sigh and Emma appears next to me. „trouble?“ „some kid told him i was blushing because of him, i got embarrassed, hid by Nick and now he’s mad.“

Emma hums and purses her lips. „He’ll get over it.“

„sure.“

but not without a fight.

i sit back down on my spot and watch the game, not really needing to interfere, the kids are obviously in the lead so the counsellors take it easy.

until Jacob switches himself in…

„huh?“ said the kids around me and i shrugs, not really stressed. if he’s on the field he can’t confront me.

„maybe to show them how it’s really done.“

he was playing fair…until he meets Nick on the field.

Jacob doesn’t even have the ball, but he runs towards Nick anyways.

he rams him through the air and i blow my whistle, standing up from shock that he would be this brutal.

„one foul you said.“ he yells from the end of the field and i huff, stemming my hands in my hips.

my feet move before my mind catches up and i storm towards them.

Nick is already standing again and walks in my way to make me stop. „it’s alright, nothing happened,“ he smiles and rolls his shoulders, „i egged him on earlier.“ „still. it’s childish.“ Kaitlyn mutters, already on a fresh trail towards understanding what was going on between me, Nick and Jacob.

i open my mouth and close it again when Jacob passes Nick again and pushes him again. „Dude!“ i shout and grab his wrist, he looks down at me with a hurt expression, not an angry one. 

„what’s wrong?“

„nothing.“

„jake…“

Mr. H. clears the situation before i could talk on and he looks at his watch before ordering the kids around.

„alright kids, the game is over, you clearly won, the prize is another hour of playtime at the cabins. come on, let’s go.“ he ushers the kids and other counsellors out but points at me, Nick and Jacob to stay with angry eyes.

i gulp and give Jacob an annoyed look which just made him shrug while Nick massages his shoulder.

„what was that Jacob?“

„nothing. Nick was as rough with me as i was.“

Nick nods along and i frown.

did i misinterpret this whole situation?

Mr. H. sighs and crosses his arms.

„you’re big examples for those kids. so no more…rough fighting, or weird special rules for…whatever you two are. couple or friends i don’t know anymore.“ he points at me and Jacob and lets his head fall in disappointment. „this is the last day, you can follow the rules until then alright ya noobs?“, he says, still not looking at us three.

„yes sir.“ we all say. „sorry, Mr. H.“ i mutter.

he hums and motions us to leave the field, which i gladly follow.

Jacob grabs my arm the second the three of us are out of his sight and drags me away while i protest.

A/N: It's getting spicy... (and i'll actually post the next one right now, no cliff hanger lol)

[imaketheladiesmcswoon]

Emma

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[mootifulru]

EMMA! Let me puke in your mouth yeah just open your food bin girl and you can join the hive and show me your hands 👋

Love Joey's face in the background 😂

hey you gotta let me puke in your mouth. yeah just open your food bin. you can join the hive it’ll be fine