#the trail to oregon

[lsrgkwtvr]

on the oregon trail. straight up "caulking it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. My wagon

[booigi-boi]

Some Starkid villains for the spooky season

close up under cut

[yourlocalabomination]

Your Wagon Is On Fire!

[hipsternumbertwo]

An Age & An Age: Celebrating 15 Years of SK! [Cinderella's Castle Kickstarter]

[backpack-blueglasses]

starkid innit bracelets!!

they're so impractical but i loved making them so muchh

the crumb and sir hop-a-lot ones are my favourite they took so long to paint but i think it was so worth it HEHAH

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

starkid doodles :3 (+scrags lol)

[average-book-enjoyer]

Happy 14th Birthday to this image <3

@hatchetfieldtheories thank you for your service to the community

[cherry-flavored-sigh]

discuss.

[r1ch1e-l1psh1tz]

My StarKid hyperfixation is getting so bad. Anytime I hear a word associated with a StarKid show, i immediately point it out.

“I mean, it was inevita-“ “INEVITABLE?? LIKE THE FINAL SONG FROM THE GUY WHO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS???”

“The implications are so stupid-“ “…PROMISE ME YOU’LL THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS!”

“C’mon, you guys gotta kick it up a notch-!” “ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS!”

“We need more milk, I just had black coffee-“ “PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!!”

“It was a lobster-“ “CORNWALLIS!!!”

“There was a famine in-“ “FEAST OR FAMINE!!”

“I made soup!” “…I can’t even say this one out loud.”

I love starkid.

[sprinklina]

My wagon dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this model is called “The Trail to Oregon” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: I swear I just saw thhe audience

My son Craphole pacing: ive lliterally eaten every thing that ive come across

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

current mood: in character one star reveiws of Wiggly on the starkid merch store

There's so many geralds, this is only two:

THESE ONES ARENT EVEN *FROM* HATCHETFEILD???? HOW DID WIGGLY REACH THEM???????

*ANNABETH CHASE CAMEO????????!??!?!*

[rockrosethistle]

Craphole represents the worst aspects of Jack Bauer. He's careless and happy-go-lucky, and while he's caught up in a world of his own, he accidentally sabotages his family.

Mouthface represents the worst aspects of Slippery When Wet. She's impractical and driven by her heart and does what she thinks is best without considering the lasting impact it will have on the others.

But Slippery When Wet has a soft spot for her husband's optimistic nature, and she sees it in her son. And Jack Bauer has a respect for his wife's determination, and he sees it in his daughter.

Craphole is his mother's son. Mouthface is her father's daughter. Because while their parents don't know how to deal with their own flaws, they know perfectly well how to love each other's.

[szollibisz]

I love how The trail to Oregon! is one of the goofiest shows ever and yet, in the middle of it you get When the world's at stake which is a genuinely heartfelt, passionate and heartbreaking (not to mention amazing) song about a mother and all her hardships and traumas and then it goes back to being completely unserious. This is a perfect representation of what it's like to talk to your mom

[lunesart]

Cinematic parallels

[daisey14]