#twisted the untold story of a royal vizier

[zekethenighthawk]

Starkid character blind ranking round ten!!

The final character is….

Emma Perkins - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

Final ranking:

1. Wilbur Cross - Black Friday

2. Max Jägerman - Nerdy Prudes Must Die

3. Zazzalil - Firebringer

4. Jack Bauer - The Trail to Oregon!

5. Junior - Starship

6. Prince Achmed - Twisted

7. Putrice - Cinderella’s Castle

8. Miss Holloway - Nightmare Time

9. Sweet Tooth - Holy Musical B@man

10. Emma Perkins - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

[ranaeley]

Thanks for the tag, @coffee-n-sleep!!

3 ships I like: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Raeda (TOH), and Sherrezade and Ja’Far (Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier)

First ever ship: Hmm this is hard. Mabel and Pacifica, maybe?

Last song heard: I Believe in a Thing Called Love

Favorite childhood book(s): Chronicles of Narnia, Elfstones of Shannara, and Warriors Cats

Currently reading: The Odyssey, multiple lovely ao3 fics, The Well of Ascension (Mistborn book II), and Radium Girls

Currently watching: Arcane season two

Currently consuming: Paneer Butter Masala and Naan (yummy)

Currently craving: Time to sit down, relax, and draw (and sushi.)

TAGGING (no pressure): @offbrandoreo, @french-revolution-confessions, @samstudios8108, @artsandstoriesandstuff, @apiculturegal

Thank you so much for the tag @awakefor48hours !!

Tag People you want to get to know better ask game

3 ships I like: stevatya (toh) [no one is surprised], marigami (miraculous), and tyrus (andi mack)

First ever ship: not 100% sure but it was probably kim and ron from Kim Possible

Last song heard: I Still Have Faith In You by ABBA

Favorite childhood book: i was really into the magic treehouse series as well as hp [i know :P]

Currently reading: Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen and Eyeballs to Entrails by moldymulder on ao3

Currently watching: lately it’s been a lot of youtube video essays where beautiful women explain weird tiktok trends and overconsumption to me

Currently consuming: air?

Currently craving: water tbh i’m irsrty

no pressure tags @narcissus-in-a-rainbow-suit @animationadventures @dionysuswearsanorangetracksuit @findmeinthefallair + anyone else who wants to!

[owchie-wowchie]

Welcome to starcanwrecked pulp, we got

Musical that is one long dick joke

Man living through his worst nightmare

Aladdin x Wicked

Scooby Doo but everyone's an adult and traumatized

Gay spies break up and everyone is suffering the consequences

Renowned authors slowly die in Edgar Allan Poe's house

A musical that hits theater kids specifically

Twins from New York City write rpf and, as a consequence, discover a world of magic in space

Noir detectives try to solve a murder feat. no fourth wall

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"

[probably-crying-over-the-village]

literally screaming at everybody “pete and ted can’t ever interact with each other, they’re played by the same actor : (“ DO YOU FORGET WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE??

there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:

and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:

“oh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he can’t do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversation” FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.

exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:

exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:

(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:

joey did already. play two different characters at once. i’m not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, i’m just saying, acting-wise, there’s two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. what’s your excuse now

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Shoutout to Twisted for having the lines “science says you’re dead and gone forever reason says I’m talking to the air but something in my heart some secret hidden part illogically insist that you are there somewhere” and “he fucked a tiger” be in the same musical

[karvevapen]

"𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯"

Starkid dads!

[kairithemang0]

Zodiac signs are stupid, what's your starkid musical?

I apologize for the garbage quality and the fact VHSCC, ANI, and CC aren't on there, there are too many shows now

Anyways I'm Twisted!

[inkwell-illustrations]

Please, I need more friends who like Starkid!

[gone-to-oregone]

thinking about her*

*Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

[iamfarfromvibingrightnow]

Starkid love song lyrics are honestly insane

like

"He is at once familiar and unknowable to the frightened girl he meets along the way, and to the girl's surprise, something in his eyes beckons her to know him and inspires her to say "I want to know your story."

"Take me back in time to love you. Take me back when we were lost. Lost in love and lost in feeling, without the cost."

"She is at once a comfort and a mystery, to the callow man she meets that fateful day."

"I want to know how you see me, and if it's the same as I see you. With the colours of love on your paintbrush, paint how you see me."

"A thousand and one nights with you is not enough to spend, so let's make ours a story with no end."

"I wish that she could hear her voice, the way that I do when I go to sleep at night, and dream my life away, but she's gone when I awake."

"Take me back when things were light. Light my heart and light my shadow, one more night. Cause I already lost it once, what I already won. I've lost too much now to care, but I know that something’s still there. I'll never let you go."

"Even though I was blind before, I've realized there is so much more. And it was always deep down in the core of me. I know it now. And even though it seems too much to take, there's a feeling I can't seem to shake. I feel like I am reading the signs, 'cause I know that I'm coming around."

"They say you can't feel, with a heart made of steel, but you can't say that steel ain't strong. Well if that's who you are, just a meaningless star in the sky, tell me what is the meaning of what I am feeling if you are the reason why? Now I may be dumb, but where I come from, folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue. But you don't know you the way I do."

"Are we crazy, or did we just taste something sweet? Not sure what to think, but you helped me to see. It's not the outside of things that make them good, that make them bad, that make them anything. All you need is just a taste to start something good."

"This body's not gonna last, the air is cold and thick. I'm losing my last remaining hope for us. My hands are tied in knots and I can't come home. I wanna die in your arms in the evening glow."

"You and I were meant to be something more than a faded memory."

"Now, i still have troubles. I trip and stumble trying to make sense of things sometimes.. And i look for reasons, but i don't need 'em. All i need is to look in your eyes."

"What if I tried something new, and opened up my arms to you? I know we don't always agree, but they need you as much as me. What if I could promise more, than what I gave to you before?"

"I never cared for stories until you entered mine, and now my only wish is that our plots may intertwine."

"You look just like an angel and all I do is pray, that someday you'll hear my song and understand that all along, there's something more that I'm trying to say."

"The universe is infinite, and it’s definite, there’s an alternate reality, where it’s only you and me. Take me back in time to love you. Hold me closer than before. Heal my heart and mend what's broken, to feel you once more."

[socially-anxious-frog]

'Jesus Christ I don't know what's going on here' and 'What. The fuck. Is happening right now??' are spiritual successors

[aliceisaperson]

Absolute peak musical theater

[possibly-evil]

ok but what if it was

Girl who liked musicals

white Monday

Stupid Whores must Live

and what if

A not-so Harry Musical

Straightened, the overused story of a peasant Vizier

the Car Ride to Wisconsin

Watertaker

just saying. Just throwing this out there.