#starkid black friday

[sketchjay]

Hi, I'm Gary Goldstein, attorney at law

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[chaotic-goodsir]

The Langs naming Wilbur Cross, a relatively minor character in the Hatchetfield universe: Yeah so it's a pun on 'double cross' but also a parody of Randall Flagg from The Stand - but also mayyybe a Charlotte's Web reference? Because of Webby's spider motifs? And it could even be a reference to Wilbur Whately from Lovecraft's The Dunwich Horror! Plus its the most extra Southern-sounding name we could think of. 'Uncle Wiley' is a play on 'Uncle Sam', but it kind of sounds like a nickname for the devil as well. Is there any intentional meaning to the fact that 'Wiley' sounds like a Bottle Imp name? Guess you'll have to wait for NMT3 to find out! Did you know there's a type of spider called a Cross Orbweaver?

The Langs naming significant major characters Pete and Ted Spankoffski: hahaha silly name sounds like 'spank off' because funny

[humnooshop]

All hail Wiggly!

Pullover sweatshirt and other products are available on my Redbubble :)

[soapcan18]

Black Friday was confusing as hell but I enjoyed it! It really went off the rails in Act 2. I LOVED all the TGWDLM references tho

[swingingthehatchetnow]

I bet this has been done before but I NEED a gravity falls x hatchetfield crossover. I watch gravity falls for the first time recently and it’s taken over my life

The journals - the black book

Bill and his friends - the lords in black

Bill’s world - the black and white

Pacifica and her family - the Monroes

Tad strange - paul probably

There’s a ton more

I think I’d want Hannah to be the stand-in for dipper and Mabel in this AU but idk

[barkilphedros-hat]

In love with how the universal constant within the Hatchetfield saga is Paul just straight up not having a good time.

[idledearest]

LORDS IN BLACK? MORE LIKE ASSHOLE BROTHERS IN BLACK

IM DEFINITELY NOT OBSESSED WITH THESE ASSHOLES.. IM NOT POSSESSED AND MY MIND IS DEFINITELY NOT INVADED BY 5 ELDRITCH BEINGS

sOMEoNE hElp m---

[nightlysweets]

"who's your favorite villain??" well obviously it's Bill Cipher-

"That's such a BASIC FUCKING BITCH ANSWER"

ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER????

WIGGOG Y'WRATH WHO IS APART OF THE MUSICAL 'BLACK FRIDAY' AND APPEARS IN 'NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE' ALONG WITH THE SERIES 'NIGHTMARE TIME', MADE BY STARKID PRODUCTIONS, AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE ONCELOR, AND HE HAS A DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE CTHULU IF IT WAS KIDZ BOP-IFIED AND HE SPEAKS IN AN UWU LANGUAGE AND HE BOMBED RUSSIA.

LOOK IT UP.

[cowprintsillies]

I’ve figured it out

[dissectedgrrl]

u can have your theories but i find it funny that hatchetfield resets bc i just imagine the lords in black watching everything go down until wigglys like "well its happened again boys. tinky hit the reset button." n then paul is at work once again

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

*screaming at the top of my lungs* HEY YOU KNOW HOW IN TGWDLM PAUL USED TO BABYSIT ALICE? WELL YOU ALSO KNOW HOW IN BLACK FRIDAY PAUL ACCIDENTALLY CALLS TIM "PETE"?

DO YOU THINK PAUL EVER BABYSAT PETE FOR TED??? DO YOU?????? CAUSE I DO!

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

really dont think under normal circumstances the lords in black wouldve accepted anything but a blood sacrifice in exchange for taking max. like either steph wouldve had to kill pete or pete wouldve had to kill steph they wouldn'tve been happy otherwise. but they were probably so fucking delighted over seeing grace fuck a ghost that they were just "you know what? Yeah. Okay. We'll allow it."

[geekgirl750]

Say what you want about The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and Black Friday but Nerdy Prudes Must Die is truly the darkest timeline because it doesn't feature Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel™️

[oniomn]

yeah paul there’s no such thing as alternate universes you silly billy

[justarandombrit]

Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

[swingingthehatchetnow]