#starkid black friday

[artchixs]

hatchetfield brainrot continues

[swingingthehatchetnow]

I think that Jeff shouldn’t always be the Narrator for The Lands That Are shows.

“But if not Jeff, who?”

Corey fucking Dorris that’s who.

Let him be the narrator one time please please please

[oniomn]

yeah paul there’s no such thing as alternate universes you silly billy

[barkilphedros-hat]

In love with how the universal constant within the Hatchetfield saga is Paul just straight up not having a good time.

[cubezart]

horrendous white woman. im enamored

[nightlysweets]

"who's your favorite villain??" well obviously it's Bill Cipher-

"That's such a BASIC FUCKING BITCH ANSWER"

ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER????

WIGGOG Y'WRATH WHO IS APART OF THE MUSICAL 'BLACK FRIDAY' AND APPEARS IN 'NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE' ALONG WITH THE SERIES 'NIGHTMARE TIME', MADE BY STARKID PRODUCTIONS, AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE ONCELOR, AND HE HAS A DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE CTHULU IF IT WAS KIDZ BOP-IFIED AND HE SPEAKS IN AN UWU LANGUAGE AND HE BOMBED RUSSIA.

LOOK IT UP.

[citricacidprince]

Going through the Hatchetverse series with my friend for the first time (we’re going in order and just finished Abstinence Camp) and I really like Hannah Banana :]

[idledearest]

LORDS IN BLACK? MORE LIKE ASSHOLE BROTHERS IN BLACK

IM DEFINITELY NOT OBSESSED WITH THESE ASSHOLES.. IM NOT POSSESSED AND MY MIND IS DEFINITELY NOT INVADED BY 5 ELDRITCH BEINGS

sOMEoNE hElp m---

[chaotic-goodsir]

The Langs naming Wilbur Cross, a relatively minor character in the Hatchetfield universe: Yeah so it's a pun on 'double cross' but also a parody of Randall Flagg from The Stand - but also mayyybe a Charlotte's Web reference? Because of Webby's spider motifs? And it could even be a reference to Wilbur Whately from Lovecraft's The Dunwich Horror! Plus its the most extra Southern-sounding name we could think of. 'Uncle Wiley' is a play on 'Uncle Sam', but it kind of sounds like a nickname for the devil as well. Is there any intentional meaning to the fact that 'Wiley' sounds like a Bottle Imp name? Guess you'll have to wait for NMT3 to find out! Did you know there's a type of spider called a Cross Orbweaver?

The Langs naming significant major characters Pete and Ted Spankoffski: hahaha silly name sounds like 'spank off' because funny

[woopersuper]

A print of wiggly I did for art class!

this is my first time carving a stamp thing. This also isn’t my best print, but it’s still pretty good.

[queen-of-arts-nlb]

Feast or Famine

I'm a day late but happy Black Freiday Starkid!!!

[multi-fandomdisaster]

Every time I hear the "certified laundry safe" line in the Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle I get the mental image of Wiggly being tumbled and spun around in a washing machine and it makes me laugh every time.

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Tits? Back.

Shoulders? Out.

Eyes? Plucked.

Lips? Bent.

Knees? Pumped.

Toes? Jammed.

[cowprintsillies]

I’ve figured it out

[ashtxeman]

there is something so so unique about the aesthetic of black friday that tgwdlm and npmd just cannot compare to. yes, they're all amazing in their own right and have their own unique things going on to differentiate them from each other but there is just something about black friday that stands out to me. the music has such a somber feeling to it, maybe it's the fact it's a little less electropop?? than the other two musicals. it sounds emptier, more atmospheric, and i mean that in the best way possible. it feels more grounded. and god not to mention the lighting. the lighting is just so.. gorehgoreh.. the colours.... the spotlights.... the recurring green and blue, you know exactly which ones im talking about. nothing in npmd or tgwdlm could ever compare to the atmosphere thats set in the black and white. the thing that comes closest is probably paul approaching the meteor or- if you wanna stretch it, max approaching richie but that doesn't hit the same. it's the complete darkness of the the stage and the room. its the subtle green that highlights howards silhouette. the way the lighting makes him look so small to encapuslate the vastness of this unfamiliar dimension. the way peoples voices echo, the way wilbur appears from nowhere and has the most amount of light on him. the white noise of wind to convey the emptiness. OH. it gets me bad. its absolute undisputed peak. the ticking motif throughout the entire show which constantly reminds you these characters are running out of time, that nothing they do can free them from their inevitable loss. nothing they do can stop the bomb, nothing they do can stop the death. tomorrow will not come, it was never going to. that ticking is there to remind you. so you never forget. maybe its the ensemble of characters. im not going to fact check this but i think black friday has the biggest cast and it really shows. some people might not like it because it makes the show feel too fast paced or cluttered but its meant to feel busy, its meant to feel chaotic. these characters are flocking to the mall in hoards to try get that doll. it should feel crowded, because thats what black friday feels like. its people fighting for space and fighting for products. fherbgjrt.

anyway yeah black fridays super good love you black friday <33

[dissectedgrrl]

u can have your theories but i find it funny that hatchetfield resets bc i just imagine the lords in black watching everything go down until wigglys like "well its happened again boys. tinky hit the reset button." n then paul is at work once again