#starkid black friday

[chaotic-goodsir]

Sensory stims for a fucked-up and evil menace:

- enjoying a delicious granny smith apple (sharp flavour + nutritious + you can fidget with it and throw it around for extra enjoyment!)

- eccentric fashion choices (pick one tolerable texture to wear forever! collect cool and funky little pin badges!)

Sensory stims for a good and honourable hero:

- smoking 1 million cigarettes

- gun

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

hi so I'm fucking obsessed with black friday

where are the black friday lovers. i feel like i only see true black fridayers on the actual day of black friday. do you all lurk in your caves until its safe to come out and talk about the queen of cult cunt. or being kicked in the subpoena. why do we not talk about the creme brulee following the turkey day every day? the highest of holidays?? where is your thirst for that 49.95 doll.

[swingingthehatchetnow]

I DON’T MEAN TO ALARM ANYONE

But there is a castle.

And yeah,. It’sr on a hill.

[barkilphedros-hat]

In love with how the universal constant within the Hatchetfield saga is Paul just straight up not having a good time.

[idledearest]

LORDS IN BLACK? MORE LIKE ASSHOLE BROTHERS IN BLACK

IM DEFINITELY NOT OBSESSED WITH THESE ASSHOLES.. IM NOT POSSESSED AND MY MIND IS DEFINITELY NOT INVADED BY 5 ELDRITCH BEINGS

sOMEoNE hElp m---

[nightlysweets]

"who's your favorite villain??" well obviously it's Bill Cipher-

"That's such a BASIC FUCKING BITCH ANSWER"

ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER????

WIGGOG Y'WRATH WHO IS APART OF THE MUSICAL 'BLACK FRIDAY' AND APPEARS IN 'NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE' ALONG WITH THE SERIES 'NIGHTMARE TIME', MADE BY STARKID PRODUCTIONS, AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE ONCELOR, AND HE HAS A DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE CTHULU IF IT WAS KIDZ BOP-IFIED AND HE SPEAKS IN AN UWU LANGUAGE AND HE BOMBED RUSSIA.

LOOK IT UP.

[cowprintsillies]

I’ve figured it out

[dissectedgrrl]

u can have your theories but i find it funny that hatchetfield resets bc i just imagine the lords in black watching everything go down until wigglys like "well its happened again boys. tinky hit the reset button." n then paul is at work once again

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

*screaming at the top of my lungs* HEY YOU KNOW HOW IN TGWDLM PAUL USED TO BABYSIT ALICE? WELL YOU ALSO KNOW HOW IN BLACK FRIDAY PAUL ACCIDENTALLY CALLS TIM "PETE"?

DO YOU THINK PAUL EVER BABYSAT PETE FOR TED??? DO YOU?????? CAUSE I DO!

[cubezart]

various other doodles

[artchixs]

hatchetfield brainrot continues

[woopersuper]

A print of wiggly I did for art class!

this is my first time carving a stamp thing. This also isn’t my best print, but it’s still pretty good.

[pancakerzzz]

*sniff*

[swingingthehatchetnow]

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

really dont think under normal circumstances the lords in black wouldve accepted anything but a blood sacrifice in exchange for taking max. like either steph wouldve had to kill pete or pete wouldve had to kill steph they wouldn'tve been happy otherwise. but they were probably so fucking delighted over seeing grace fuck a ghost that they were just "you know what? Yeah. Okay. We'll allow it."

[citricacidprince]

Going through the Hatchetverse series with my friend for the first time (we’re going in order and just finished Abstinence Camp) and I really like Hannah Banana :]