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OH TO HAVE BEEN THERE AND WITNESSED THIS

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i have an agenda to promote and it is kerdly and susielle

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wacky stacks 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 k romer 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

replaying deltarune chapter 1+2 and skipping all the dialogue but listening to every word spamton g spamton has to say

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its all coming back to me.. no wonder i was ridiculously obsessed with him the year chapter 2 came out

replaying deltarune chapter 1+2 and skipping all the dialogue but listening to every word spamton g spamton has to say

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replaying deltarune chapter 1+2 and skipping all the dialogue but listening to every word spamton g spamton has to say

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NEW WILL BRANNER HIDGENS POST JUST DROPPED ON INSTA

LOOK AT THEM LOOK SJEIWJSBFJEOAKSGNSJ

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I don’t think many people understand the meaning behind America is Great Again.

It’s not a comedy song making fun of Trump, or supposed to depend MacNamera.

It’s about showcasing how a man so firm in his stance and beliefs has been killed; both metaphorically and literally.

It makes references to Nazism, (the final solution, guiding humanity through evolution through death) because it’s strictly against how MacNamera is normally, a person who believes in justice, freedom, and other “American” ideals.

The song is meant to instill a sense of dread that simply cannot be experienced if you view the song as “haha trump reference”

Pokotho has an army. He’s taken over the one line of defense Hatchetfield had left.

Plus the harmonies are BALLER.

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@ashtxeman and I made a little guess who board for the hatchetfield universe! Sadly we couldn’t fit on everyone so we did include a few favourite minor characters. But we thought we’d share the template with tumblr so that others can play hatchetfield guess who!

+ the wheel of character names for you to get your character

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Fujoing out wouldn't have saved her but it might've saved Ted

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Everyone: 👉 James 👈

Watch Team StarKid on Dirty Laundry only on Dropout

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ATTENTION HATCHETFIELD FANS

WPLACE!!! That's the post. If you don't know what Wplace is, it's a website similar in concept to r/place where people can place pixels on a map of the world to make art! We've found a clean slate in Michigan that's the perfect place to decorate with Hatchetfield content. Join us here on the map, and give Hatchetfield it's well-deserved spot on Wplace!

All we have so far..

And to the person who drew Pokey, thank you.. because you were literally the only Hatchetfield thing I could find on the whole of Michigan and it was in the perfect spot. Hope you appreciate us giving him some friends. :)

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ATTENTION HATCHETFIELD FANS

WPLACE!!! That's the post. If you don't know what Wplace is, it's a website similar in concept to r/place where people can place pixels on a map of the world to make art! We've found a clean slate in Michigan that's the perfect place to decorate with Hatchetfield content. Join us here on the map, and give Hatchetfield it's well-deserved spot on Wplace!

All we have so far..

And to the person who drew Pokey, thank you.. because you were literally the only Hatchetfield thing I could find on the whole of Michigan and it was in the perfect spot. Hope you appreciate us giving him some friends. :)

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They're just really silly 🐓🐓🐓

Close ups under cut

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Need a General Macnamera and T'noy Karaxis interaction in my life. A man so devoted to keeping Hatchetfield relatively stable and following his personal laws and codes, and an eldritch god whose whole deal is 'screw that, the only law is absolute chaos'

Try saying that time is a precious thread in the fabric of reality to time and space's bastard, you know?? Oh, you think time is so important that it deserves its own tool of measurement? Watch what I can do to time!

Also I like to think Tinky would call him 'G.I. John' sometimes

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I see your homeless man Ted has a beard interpretation and raise you: homeless man Ted has scars all over his cheeks and chin because the only physical self identifier his broken mind has is his mustache and he wants to keep his facial hair trimmed but has very rarely had access to razors, so he's made do with unsafe substitutes and there's been accidents.

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TGWDLM is so intresting to read as estentially Pokey's 'Fix-It Fic' of Hatchetfield and the people who live there. Some intresting notes about this:

Paul is meant to be an Ordinary Guy. Estentially, a 'flat character' who's most notable trait is Disliking Musicals. However, he's the one that Pokey/The Hive have the biggest focus on.

When Paul gets infected, he does a 180. He literally becomes a different guy. And much like a lot of fanon does, it's not like he's gained more personality. Quite the opposite - he's just gone from a guy who doesn't like musicals to a guy/infected meat suit who really does. He's gone from being one kind of 'flat' to another, but to Pokey, this is supposed to be an 'improvement.'

Emma is the 'Villain' of the show, at least from the hive's perspective. They don't care if Paul doesn't see her as one, or anything else about her life and her coming back to Hatchetfield. They just think she deserves to suffer for the simply being the reason Paul doesn't like Musicals. Not caring about a female character's actual character and narrative, just simply her 'negatively' affecting their favourite male character.

Also worth noting that her line in the opening number is 'But he pines after a cute little barista'. Infected Emma literally reduces Emma down to Paul's Love Intrest. She's only palpable if she has no personality outside of that.

As for non Paul and Emma related things:

Charlotte and Sam's marriage is not at all healthy. But 'You Tied Up My Heart' has (infected) Sam convince Charlotte he's 'sorry' and that they could work out. Taking an objectively unhealthy couple, and framing them as It Would Be Good For Them To Stay Together, Actually.

Bill is a flawed father, but not neccarily a bad one. But in Not Your Seed, Infected Alice says she's, well, not his seed. Only focusing on the negatives of him as a parent. I also think it's worth noting that Bill is a Black man, and that it's usually parents of colour that get demonised in fandoms.

Ted is that One Character the 'Author' doesn't like and wants to get rid of as quickly as possible. Hence Ted just getting Shot in the head and that being his death. He just dies because he's an idiot, much like the Character The Fic Writer Doesn't Like does in a lot of fics.

The Hive pulling up two Random Guys to be 'Greg' and 'Stu' in 'Show Stopping Number' could be seen as making 'headcanons' for charcaters that aren't even in the 'story'. May be a stretch on my end, but still.

That's just my analysis of a certain angle. The wonderful thing about TGWDLM is that it can be read multiple different ways, and this is one of mine.

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This but it’s Gary Goldstein