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mamaspidershit · 2 months ago
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Natasha: I need you to stir, with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.
Peter: *stares blankly*
Natasha: To the left.
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 18 days ago
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If you want straight answers, you should've asked a straight lady.
— Xena
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Gods, you really are a Targaryen. Otherwise, none of this would be nearly as dramatic.
- Anyone, to any Targaryen, ever.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 2 months ago
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Shelby: I need you to stir, with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.
Oli: *stares blankly*
Shelby: To the left.
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incorrect-piltover-quotes · 2 months ago
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Heimerdinger: I need you to stir, with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.
Jayce: *stares blankly*
Heimerdinger: To the left.
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incorrect-losers · 18 days ago
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*After Mike lied and drugged Bill*
Eddie: Bill, aren’t you furious?
Bill: I mean always, but collectively, we’ve moved on
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incorrect-teenwolf-quotes · 19 days ago
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Peter: *to Chris* You're calling me evil? I'm the Alpha baby!! And you love me!
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incorrect-targon-quotes · 1 month ago
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Diana, smirking, offering a flower: Surprise. M'lady.
Leona: *screams in frustration*
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incorrectstation19quotes · 17 days ago
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Carina: Hey, you want straight answers, ask a straight lady.
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Sally: Hey, if you want straight answers, ask a straight lady!
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crazyaboutto · 2 months ago
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During a confrontation
Sauron cuts Galadriel’s hand
Sauron: Lady Galadriel will finally face her foe. It warms the heart.
Galadriel: You don’t have a heart.
Sauron: Yes, I do. It’s black and it beats for you.
He licks her wound whilst maintaining eye contact
(A little knife play as foreplay)
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incorrectvoyagerquotes · 22 days ago
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If you want straight answers, you should've asked a straight lady.
Seven of Nine
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 2 months ago
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Xena: I need you to stir, with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.
Joxer: *stares blankly*
Xena: To the left.
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Otto: What were you looking for in my chambers?
Rhaegar: The respect of your peers and a fulfilling home life.
Jon: But you were fresh out of both.
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broadwayfan92 · 22 days ago
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Clint is interrogating a suspect
Clint: while writing in his notes "Asleep in bed. Total loser or totally lying? Let's find out!"
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Person A: We risked everything to kill Person B. And you fools have willingly joined them!
Person B: Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends, mom!
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