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Sausage, to False: Why are your plans always so complicated? You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew engineering.

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Sausage: Oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Scott: Yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Sausage: Yes, I know how shops work.

Scott: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Sausage: Yes, I know how taxes work too.

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Katherine: I can't believe it. We're alive.

Sausage: Of course! The plan worked.

Oli: Worked?!

Pixlriffs: The worst thing is that he's calling this a plan.

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Katherine, about Shelby: Once I figure out how to undoom her from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON.

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fWhip: *pitches an idea*

Oli, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Lizzie, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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Sausage, to Sausage Supreme threatening Hermes: You ever put your hands on my son again and you won't be going to jail...

Sausage: I will be.

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Shelby: You either die a cinnamon roll or live long enough to see yourself become “would kill you.”

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Sausage: Is there another word for “horny”, but not in a sexual way?

Sausage: Like, I'm horny for Halloween, but I don't want to fuck a pumpkin.

Gem: ...you mean “excited”?

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Lizzie: Joel! I thought I told you to wear an actual costume!

Joel: I am.

Lizzie: You’re just wearing a trash bag! Are you seriously going as trash for Halloween?

Joel: That's close, but actually no.

Joel: I'm going as Jimmy.

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Gem: So I’m bisexual, so what? It’s a thing and it’s real. I mean, it’s called “LGBTQ” for a reason.

Gem: There’s a B in there and it doesn’t mean badass.

Gem: …Okay, it kind of does.

Gem: But it also means bi.

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Shubble: Joey threw a peanut butter sandwich at you?

Oli: He threw a peanut butter sandwich at you! I stopped it. With my head

Shubble: Oli, your a good friend

Oli: Awww

Oli: Dude I’m your only friend

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Pixlriffs: No fighting! Violence never solves anything!

Katherine & Gem, running up: STAB THEM, BITCH!

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fWhip: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

Gem: Wow, who would've thought?

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Sausage, at his tavern: Woah, you two look like you need a drink. I say that to all my customers but this time I mean it.

Shelby: No, thanks. That’s just gonna make me sadder. And then happier. And then sadder.

Joey: Me and Shelby both had our hearts broken.

Sausage: Wow, you two are really hurt, huh?

Joey:

Sausage: Noice! I don’t wanna miss this…

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Joey: I know we’ve had our differences…

Shelby: We tried to kill each other!

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Sausage: [laying facedown on the ground and groaning]

Pixlriffs: Maybe you'd be more comfortable in your own bedroom.

Sausage: No, I like the attention.

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Jimmy: I’m sorry I tried to kill you for the Crown.

Gem: It’s fine, Jimmy, but next time try harder.