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Sausage: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen?

Scott: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

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Joey:: I'm bi.

Sausage: Which one?

Joey: What do you mean?

Sausage: Bisexual?

Katherine: Bipolar?

Shelby: Oh, I know.

Shelby: A bitch.

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Skulk!Shelby: I'm bored.

Suasage Supreme: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Shelby: Sure!

Jimmy, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Oli down!!

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Shelby: Once Katherine thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to her as she walked away.

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Oli, about Katherine and Shelby: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Katherine: Excuse me, Oli?

Oli: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Shelby: ...

Sausage: I ship it!

Joey: CAN YOU NOT?

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Katherine: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Gem: Uh, Shelby and Joey are not getting along.

Gem: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Katherine: You may have a point.

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fWhip: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Lizzie: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Sausage: I let my dog drink the bathtub water while I was in it.

Pearl: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

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Pilxriffs: Violence isn't the answer.

Katherine: It's the question.

Gem: And the answer is yes.

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Katherine, pointing at Joey: Is there no way I can get rid of him?

Jimmy: Not without cause.

Katherine: I have cause! It's be-CAUSE I hate him!!

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Jimmy: You stand accused of murder. How do you plead?

Shelby: God forbid witches do anything.

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fWhip: I would take a bullet for you!

Jimmy: You're the reason we're getting shot at!

fWhip: Still counts!

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“Father’s Day? More like Father’s GAY” -Hermes to Sausage and Joel (yes I got this from the Sgorby animatic it’s too good not to share)

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Shelby: I lied. Katherine and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Katherine and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and tell her.

Shelby: [reading from the smudged writing on her hand]

Shelby: Number one: Katherine, you and I are soup snakes. The...and the reason is...because in terms of the soup, we like-- that doesn't make any sense.

Shelby: We're soulmates. Katherine and I are soulmates.

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Lizzie: I was thinking about how I’d make the perfect empress, based on my skill set, dance ability, and blood lust.

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fWhip: C’mon, we’re gonna love working together!

Jimmy: Why? We don’t even like living together.

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

— Scott, probably