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Sausage: I'm a flirting machine with no off button.
Joel: Hubris will be your downfall.
Sausage: Kind of sexy of you to say that.
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Skulk!Cubfan: Shelby, it's me, the devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin. Steal candy from babies, and small businesses. I'm not talking about Walmart.
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Sausage: What doesn't kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain.
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Katherine: I stand with my canceled wife.
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Gem: I know violence isn’t the answer, but, yes, it is.
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Gem: You know what they say: shoot for the moon, and if you miss, at least you’ll land among the stars.
False: Or suffocate in space, I suppose.
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Sausage: I don't drink alcohol, it's bad for my legs.
Oli: Why, do they swell?
Sausage: No, they spread.
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Lizzie, about Joel and Sausage: They match each other's freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public.
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Lizzie: Are you sure this is safe?
fWhip: Of course not.
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Sausage, to False: Why are your plans always so complicated? You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew engineering.
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Sausage: Oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!
Scott: Yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.
Sausage: Yes, I know how shops work.
Scott: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Sausage: Yes, I know how taxes work too.
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Katherine: I can't believe it. We're alive.
Sausage: Of course! The plan worked.
Oli: Worked?!
Pixlriffs: The worst thing is that he's calling this a plan.
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Katherine, about Shelby: Once I figure out how to undoom her from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON.
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fWhip: *pitches an idea*
Oli, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Lizzie, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Sausage, to Sausage Supreme threatening Hermes: You ever put your hands on my son again and you won't be going to jail...
Sausage: I will be.
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Shelby: You either die a cinnamon roll or live long enough to see yourself become “would kill you.”
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Sausage: Is there another word for “horny”, but not in a sexual way?
Sausage: Like, I'm horny for Halloween, but I don't want to fuck a pumpkin.
Gem: ...you mean “excited”?
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