#incorrect house of the dragon quotes

[tomriddleslovergirl]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[m1ndbrand]

Aegon, staring at Y/N with heart eyes:

Aemond, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

[lieujones]

Aemond: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it.

Lucerys: I don't know what you're talking about, I had so much fun!

Aemond: That's because you just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by your brother and his wolf-boyfriend.

[madame-fear]

Jacaerys: Are we fighting or flirting? Y/N: I’m pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck– Jacaerys: Your point?

[moonriselabyrinth]

Davos: *showing off the weapons and tools he'd learned to craft from the smith* this right here is a very valuable tool-

Aeron: you're a valuable tool.

Davos: th...thank you?

[kasinonightlife]

Alicent: *Trying to get baby Aegon to eat* Come on sweeting, you are what you eat.

Rhaenyra: Really? Because I'm still nowhere near as much a bitch as you are.

Viserys: *Spits out his wine*

[chicken-wayng]

Mother Knows Best

Jace: Mother, Baela is cross with me. How do I make it better?

Rhaenyra: Whenever Alicent is mad at me, I tighten all the inkwell caps and her perfumes so she has to ask me for help.

*sound of glass breaking in the background*

Rhaenyra: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen

[bbygirl-aemond]

alicent: i did a bad thing

otto, not looking up from his book: does it affect me?

alicent: no

otto: then suffer in silence

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jace and Luke: Can we get ice cream?

Daemon: Did you ask Rhaenyra?

Luke: Yeah, she said no.

Daemon: Then why did you ask me?

Jace: She's not the boss of you.

Daemon, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a tr-

[kitkatscabinet]

Aemond: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Aemond: That one. I want that one.

[tomriddleslovergirl]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

You: Are we fighting or flirting? Aemond: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- You: Your point?

You: I feel like doing something stupid. Aegon: I’m stupid, do me.

You: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Aemond: You always act stupid. Aemond: Aemond: Wait...

Alicent: Did you wash the dishes? Aegon: I thought you wanted to do that... Alicent: *chuckles* You were WRONG.

Aemond: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. You: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

You: Are you ever going to listen to me? Daemon: Yes. Absolutely. You: When? Daemon: When you're right.

Aegon: We have a problem. Aemond: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

You: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Daemon: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Aegon: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. You: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Aegon: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. You: You forgot pride. Aegon: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Aegon: What do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with? You: ...People?

Daemon: This is bothering me. You: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Daemon: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

[m1ndbrand]

Aemond: Like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill?

[lieujones]

Rhaena, desperate on the phone: Guys, they're in the kitchen again...

Jacaerys: Get them out, now.

Lucerys, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Aegon: Like, in a hand-to-hand combat?

Aemond: Get them out.

Lucerys: You sure? What if we have to beat them with a stick?

Aegon: Or a baseball bat?

Jacaerys&Aemond: GET. THEM. OUT.

[madame-fear]

Y/N: Know why I called you in here? Jacaerys: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Y/N: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

[moonriselabyrinth]

Aeron: Maybe I'm dreaming! Pinch me!

Davos: ....

Aeron: Not on the ass, Blackwood.

Davos: Sorry, it was just right there.

[angelofthenight]

Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no