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People don't understand how badly religious trauma can fuck you over.

— Diana

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Diana: I would take an arrow for you!

Leona: You're the reason we're getting shot at!

Diana: Still counts!

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Taric: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Diana finally snaps and commits murder?

Soraka: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to her.

Leona: Actually...

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Zoe: Look, Diana! It's the good Kush!

Diana: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?

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Leona: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?

Diana: Did I get any... leap?

Leona: What...?

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Aphelios: You look mentally ill.

Diana: I am. Let’s go.

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Diana: But that’s censorship.

Solari priest: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

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Leona: I'm not going to stand and watch you kill a man!

Diana: You're welcome to sit if you'd like.

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Leona: Do you have any questions?

Alune: Yeah I have a lot of questions.

Alune: First of all, how dare you?

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Soraka, to Leona & Diana: I regret getting dragged into your homosexual tomfoolery.

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Leona: Biologically, I can't get you pregnant.

Diana: So you hate me?

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Diana, her voice breaking: What if that was it, my one chance at love? What if I never get a second chance? I don’t know. I’m just... I’m just sad.

Atreus: Well, I understand. It must be very difficult.

Diana: Wait, are you crying?

Atreus: Yes. Thank you for acknowledging my feelings.

Diana: Thank you for acknowledging mine.

Atreus: [sobbing] We’re both great at this.

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Leona: Diana, what’re you doing?

Diana: I don't know, probably going too far.

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Zoe: What does whu lu whu mean?

Soraka, glaring at Leona & Diana: Woman losing woman.

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Taric: Isn't it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? Not that you would know 'cause it's me but can you imagine?

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Atreus: Can you come collect your freak of a daughter please? She's doing things.

Diana: No, I set her loose on purpose. She needs enrichment.

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Diana: How are you going to explain this?

Zoe: I'm going to guess verbally because, judging by your tone, you're not in the mood for the dance I've prepared.