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lotr au where everything is the same except they have phones so for half of the journey legolas is getting spam calls from thranduil asking where tf he is

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Oropher: This is my son! Is he not the sweetest elfling you have ever seen?

Thranduil, the angriest looking baby alive: >:(

Gîl-galad: hm

Milennia later

Thranduil: This is my son. Is he not the most beautiful elfling you have ever seen?

Legolas, covered in mud with twigs and leaves caught in his hair: :D

Elrond: hm

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~~After the Second Kinslaying~~

Doriath Elves: this is the worst Kinslaying ever!

Tolkien: this is your worst Kinslaying so far

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Your blog is funny asf

Thank you haha

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Beren: Are we... lost?

Finrod: We are on a magical journey to discover more about the world.

Beren: So... yes. We’re lost.

Finrod: I prefer the term "navigationally challenged."

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Haldir: Can you please keep your human friends quiet in Lothlorien?

Aragorn: They’re on an adventure, they’re excited.

Haldir: One of them just asked if he can ‘pet an elf.’

Aragorn: *sighs* Yeah, that’s Pippin. Sorry.

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Just wanted to pop by to show my appreciation for the pissing contest between Thorin and Thranduil! I live for it! 🩷🩷

Haha, thank you xD

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Biblically accurate Melian: *stepping out of the woods, literally an eldritch horror* Be not afraid.

Thingol: Would.

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And so they meet again, Beleg and Túrin. Túrin acts stupid, Beleg acts kind, the usual stuff.