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#source: The Fairly Odd Parents
Rei: Sorry about the yelling, I promise I won’t do it unless you really mess up again. Usagi: Like I will tomorrow? Rei: It's a date.
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incorrectbatfam · 15 days
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Donna: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Wally: Nope.
Dick: We're two halves of a whole idiot.
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wearerandomlyyours · 1 year
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Maverick: I've got an idea!
Iceman: *Writing in his notebook* Wednesday, March 22nd, Maverick had an idea!
Maverick: *Ten minutes later* I'm out of ideas.
Iceman: *Writing* Easy come, easy go.
*Later*
Maverick: I've got another idea!
Iceman: *Writing* Today was a magnificent day for Maverick.
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Eddie: Oh no! I think Poppy is afraid of open spaces!
Sally: *staring at Eddie in disbelief*
Frank: *watching Eddie with adoration* It might take him a little longer but he always gets there.
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george-the-pumpkin · 2 months
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Lockwood and Lucy: We're two halves of a whole idiot.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 month
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Scout: *scrambles to catch the baseball*
Soldier: Ah, let me get the door for you!
Scout: *watches helplessly as the ball bounces through the opened door* SOLLY!!
Spy: *swooning* Such a gentleman...
Scout: SPY!!
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weirdkev27 · 2 months
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Hazel: Were you ever close with your dad?
Dev:*flashbacks*
Younger!Dev: Daddy, will you read to me?
Dale: Who the hell are you?
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bambinafangirls · 2 months
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spencer: i feel empty inside
gideon: welcome to the club
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movietimegirl · 29 days
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Me watching The Mandalorian for the first time:Those eyes, that hair, that figure. Oh, my gosh. It's worse than I thought. He's gorgeous!
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Mammon: Oh, don't worry about it girls, my dreams were shattered long ago. Glitz: Uh.... Glam: How long ago? Mammon: When did I hire you 2?
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pkmnincorrectquotes · 1 month
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Red: *nods seriously* It's like I always say, "If you don't press every single button on an elevator, you'll never find the secret room."
Green: *to Selene and Lillie* Oddly enough, he really does always say that.
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“If there's one thing girls love more than being told they're pretty, it’s being told they’re prettier than other girls!”
— Donnie, giving dating advice
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Draco: I’m doomed
Bellatrix: You had a good life
Draco: I’m 16
Bellatrix: I said good, not long
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Eddie: I feel empty inside...
Wally: Welcome to the club.
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Kroova: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you? Sagax: Nope. Scarum: We're two halves of a whole idiot.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 month
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Gray: *to Saxton* BEHOLD, MY PRESENTATION OUTLINING MY CORPORATE TAKEOVER-
Gray: I-I mean, RIGHTFUL SUCCESSION!
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