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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

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Incorrect Lockwood and Co Quote

Lucy: You're ... SHALLOW!

Holly: Shallow?!

Lucy: Yeah!

Holly: ... That is such a relief. I thought it something serious, like I was ugly.

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i'd jump into polluted rivers to escape the mafia with you any day

💙💚🖤

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[id: a digital drawing of Lucy Carlyle and ghost of the skull from Lockwood and Co books. Lucy sits on a couch and knits, her head is tilted and she looks concentrated. on the couch there's folded laundry with a present sitting on top of it, and next to Lucy there's a silver-glass jar, a Santa's hat on top of it. from the jar come swirls of ectoplasm that take shape of skull's human appearance, he leans on the back of the couch and points at what Lucy’s making. text next to him reads, “I've seen things in graves with better knitwear.”/end id]

a gift for @/sprucetea for L&Co discord Secret Santa exchange 🎄

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I know I’ve spoken about it before but I think I have a form of face blindness that makes it impossible to tell apart conventionally “attractive” white men beyween the ages of 25 and 45 and it makes it really difficult to watch movies sometimes.

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Sorry folks but no one's ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bravest little signal of them all.

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I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love

I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on

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Lockwood: I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that.

Lucy: What is it you want?

Lockwood: Real estate.

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